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Listed below are five things that you probably don't often think of when you think of love and relationships:
The lowest amount of breakups seem to happen at the beginning of October and at the end of July.
One tenth of all marriage proposals are made by women.
Couples have worn wedding bands on the fourth finger of their left hands since the Ancient Egyptians began doing so over 5,000 years ago.
One relationship study showed that it takes couples near 15 dates on average to start exchanging house keys.
According to a consumer [report|study] from 2013, one 3rd of all women consider Valentine's Day as over-rated.
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This flirtatious and romantic set of love riddles will help to break the ice in those awkward moments, or can add a bite of spice when added to a sweet love note for those who are already in established relationships. As people we want to feel appreciated and loved, and these cute jokes are a great way to show that you appreciate your significant other.
This group of sweet and funny love puzzles can also be used in Valentine's Day Cards, or random "Just Because" cards for your love.
I'm A Word That's Easy To Say
I'm a word that's easy to say,
But sometimes it's hard to convey.
It's not just a phrase, nor an expression,
It's a feeling that's hard to mention.
It's something that you feel in your heart,
And it's a feeling that sets you apart.
What am I?
But sometimes it's hard to convey.
It's not just a phrase, nor an expression,
It's a feeling that's hard to mention.
It's something that you feel in your heart,
And it's a feeling that sets you apart.
What am I?
Hint: Rhymes with dove
Using Protection Riddle
Hint:
Two Vampire Bats Meet
Hint:
A Melon In Love
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Pleasing To Your Nose
That are pleasing to our noses
To someone you love you might
Give them a bouquet of
What are these?
Hint:
The Hatter In Love
Hint:
Worth Nothing If Bought
It dances and skips,
it's read in the eyes but it cheats with the hips,
If it meets its match it's easily caught,
but it's worth nothing if it is bought.
What is it? Body parts remaining: 6
it's read in the eyes but it cheats with the hips,
If it meets its match it's easily caught,
but it's worth nothing if it is bought.
What is it? Body parts remaining: 6
Hint:
You Can't Hold It Riddle
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Love Birds Riddle
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Not In Your Tummy
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The Shape Of Love Riddle
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10 Apples Riddle
Doctor Harish and a bus driver Manish are both in love with the same woman named Priyanka. The bus driver need to go for a long trip of 10 days. Before he left he gave priyanka 10 apples. Why?
Hint:
Love At A Funeral
Hint:
She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES NO
YES NO
My Bunny Valentine Riddle
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Carbon And Hydrogen Riddle
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1. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems, just like my love life.
2. What do you call a cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese, but your love is all mine.
3. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw your hotness!
4. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
5. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired, just like my love for you.
6. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear, but even without teeth, my love for you is still sweet.
7. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles, but it only takes one look from you to make my heart laugh.
8. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged, just like I'm a victim of your love.
9. Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot, just like my love for you is a mile-long.
10. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite, but there's no need to fear the cold with our fiery love.
11. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired, but my love for you is always steadfast.
12. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw your fiery passion for me.
13. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator, but there's no need to investigate our love, it's already evident.
14. Why did the penguin cross the road? To get to the other slide, just like I'll slide into your heart.
15. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta, but my love for you is the real deal.
16. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice, but my love for you will never run out.
17. What do you call a bear with no ears? B, because it's not a complete ear, just like my love for you is not complete without your presence.
18. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide, just like I'll slide into your life.
19. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowntain, but my love for you is a towering force.
20. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like you make up my whole world.
21. What do you call a cow that can play an instrument? A music moo-sician, but you don't need an instrument to play the melody of my heart.
22. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly, just like my heart without you.
23. What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto, but you don't need any rubber to step into my heart.
24. Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car, but my love for you is always smooth sailing.
25. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea, but I always have a clear vision of my love for you.
26. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field, just like I think you're outstanding.
27. What do you call a singing laptop? A Dell, but your voice is the only music I need.
28. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? To let the raisins pass, but my love for you will never be forgotten.
29. What do you call a cat that likes to bowl? An alley cat, but I'd rather be with you than at the bowling alley.
30. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly, just like my emotions without you.
31. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob, but I'd never leave you stranded.
32. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to dance with, but my love for you will always be by your side.
33. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine, just like I let out my heart to you.
34. What do you call a snobbish criminal walking down stairs? A condescending con descending, but my love for you is never condescending.
35. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide, just like my love will always find a way to you.
36. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite, but I'll always keep you warm.
37. What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed, but you'll never be flushed out of my life.
38. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw your radiance, just like I see your glowing beauty.
39. What do you call a bear that's cold? A burr, but I'll always keep you warm.
40. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide, just like my love will find its way to you.
41. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a bulldozer? A snowplow, but I'll never bulldoze your feelings.
42. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw your radiance, just like I see your inner beauty.
43. What do you call a bear that's always busy? A panda-monium, but I'll always make time for you.
44. Why did the guitar go to bed early? Because it had a fretful day, but I'll always strum the strings of your heart.
45. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? Woolly jumpers, but my love for you is always steady.
46. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw your inner beauty, just like I see your outer beauty.
47. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear, but I'll always bear my heart to you.
48. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired, but my love for you will never tire.
49. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a freezer? Frostbite, but I'll always thaw your heart.
50. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the bright future we have together, just like I do.
1. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems, just like my love life.
2. What do you call a cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese, but your love is all mine.
3. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw your hotness!
4. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
5. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired, just like my love for you.
6. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear, but even without teeth, my love for you is still sweet.
7. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles, but it only takes one look from you to make my heart laugh.
8. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged, just like I'm a victim of your love.
9. Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot, just like my love for you is a mile-long.
10. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite, but there's no need to fear the cold with our fiery love.
11. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired, but my love for you is always steadfast.
12. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw your fiery passion for me.
13. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator, but there's no need to investigate our love, it's already evident.
14. Why did the penguin cross the road? To get to the other slide, just like I'll slide into your heart.
15. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta, but my love for you is the real deal.
16. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice, but my love for you will never run out.
17. What do you call a bear with no ears? B, because it's not a complete ear, just like my love for you is not complete without your presence.
18. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide, just like I'll slide into your life.
19. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowntain, but my love for you is a towering force.
20. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like you make up my whole world.
21. What do you call a cow that can play an instrument? A music moo-sician, but you don't need an instrument to play the melody of my heart.
22. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly, just like my heart without you.
23. What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto, but you don't need any rubber to step into my heart.
24. Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car, but my love for you is always smooth sailing.
25. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea, but I always have a clear vision of my love for you.
26. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field, just like I think you're outstanding.
27. What do you call a singing laptop? A Dell, but your voice is the only music I need.
28. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? To let the raisins pass, but my love for you will never be forgotten.
29. What do you call a cat that likes to bowl? An alley cat, but I'd rather be with you than at the bowling alley.
30. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly, just like my emotions without you.
31. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob, but I'd never leave you stranded.
32. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to dance with, but my love for you will always be by your side.
33. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine, just like I let out my heart to you.
34. What do you call a snobbish criminal walking down stairs? A condescending con descending, but my love for you is never condescending.
35. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide, just like my love will always find a way to you.
36. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite, but I'll always keep you warm.
37. What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed, but you'll never be flushed out of my life.
38. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw your radiance, just like I see your glowing beauty.
39. What do you call a bear that's cold? A burr, but I'll always keep you warm.
40. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide, just like my love will find its way to you.
41. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a bulldozer? A snowplow, but I'll never bulldoze your feelings.
42. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw your radiance, just like I see your inner beauty.
43. What do you call a bear that's always busy? A panda-monium, but I'll always make time for you.
44. Why did the guitar go to bed early? Because it had a fretful day, but I'll always strum the strings of your heart.
45. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? Woolly jumpers, but my love for you is always steady.
46. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw your inner beauty, just like I see your outer beauty.
47. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear, but I'll always bear my heart to you.
48. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired, but my love for you will never tire.
49. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a freezer? Frostbite, but I'll always thaw your heart.
50. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the bright future we have together, just like I do.