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Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Magic Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. What did the magician say when his magic trick failed? Abraca-dud!
2. Why did the magician break up with his assistant? She kept disappearing on him.
3. Why couldn't the magician make his date disappear? Because he couldn't bear to be alone.
4. What do you call a magician who can't do magic? A reality performer.
5. Why did the magician refuse to perform in a park? He was afraid of being caught in a spell-binding situation.
6. How did the magician find his missing rabbit? He pulled it out of his hat-trick.
7. What do you get when you cross a magician with a plumber? A disappearing act to unclog your drain.
8. Why was the magician happy when his audience threw tomatoes at him? He was going to make ketchup appear out of thin air.
9. What do you call a magician's house? A disapparating pad.
10. How did the magician get his assistant's attention? He cast a love-spell on her.
11. Why did the magician decide to open a restaurant? He wanted to make a lot of saucery with his tricks.
12. What do you call a magician with bad breath? A frighter of the night.
13. What did the magician say when he saw a snowman? I want to make him disappear, but I can't find my snow wand.
14. How did the magician propose to his girlfriend? He put a ring on her finger-illusion.
15. Why did the magician fail his spelling test? He couldn't spell the word "abracadabra".
16. What do you get when you cross a magician with a farmer? A crop circle trick.
17. Why did the magician stop performing with his rabbit? He couldn't bear to keep putting him in a hat.
18. What do you call a magician who only works part-time? A semi-sorcerer.
19. What do you call a magician who's afraid of magic? A scaredy-caster.
20. How did the magician escape from the police? He vanished into thin heirloom.
21. Why did the magician refuse to perform for a blind audience? He didn't want to see them believe.
22. What did the magician say when he finally retired? I'm pulling the curtain on this gig.
23. How did the magician manage to make a fish disappear? He put it in his sleight of haddock.
24. What do you call a magician who steals other magician's tricks? A bit of a magic-bandit.
25. Why did the magician decide to quit working on cruise ships? He didn't want to be lost at sea-spell.
26. Why did the magician get a job as a salesperson? He had a lot of tricks up his sleeve to sell.
27. What do you call a magician who can make someone's head disappear? A vanishing act-tionary.
28. Why did the magician want to ride a motorcycle? He wanted to perform tricks on his hog-wart.
29. What did the magician say when he finally learned how to juggle? Now, that's magic!
30. How did the magician know his assistant was unhappy? She was always giving him the silent rabb-it.
31. Why did the magician refuse to perform for dogs? He was afraid of the paw-sibilities.
32. What did the magician say after he made his assistant disappear? I guess I should have kept an eye on her.
33. Why did the magician get a job at a zoo? He wanted to put his magic to work with the animal of illusion.
34. What do you call a magician who's always serious? A frosty magician.
35. How did the magician change his appearance? He used a disappearing act on himself.
36. Why did the magician cross the road? He wanted to see if he could magically make the cars disappear.
37. What do you call a magician who makes objects vanish from the real world? An unreal illusionist.
38. Why did the magician turn down a job offer to be a butler? He didn't want to have to pull rabbits out of hats while serving dinner.
39. What did the magician say to the exhausted cat after a long day of magic tricks? "You need to pull yourself together- fur real."
40. Why did the magician refuse to work for a circus? He didn't want to be just another jester in the ring.
41. What do you call a magician who gives terrible performances? A spell-flop.
42. Why did the magician take up painting? He wanted to have another trick up his brush.
43. What do you call a magician who loves to sing? A spell-tone.
44. Why did the magician go to a music store? To buy a magic wand so he could enchant the music.
45. How did the magician get his assistants to work harder? He cast a spell on them to make them more spellefficient.
46. What's the best way to describe a magician who tells bad jokes? A pun-derful conjurer.
47. Why did the magician sing a sad song while performing his magic act? Because he threw his dove up in the air and it flew away for good.
48. Where do magicians go when they die? To a higher plane.
49. How do you make a magician disappear? Tell him to pay his bills.
50. What do you get when you put a bunch of magicians together in a room? A sorcerer party.
1. What did the magician say when his magic trick failed? Abraca-dud!
2. Why did the magician break up with his assistant? She kept disappearing on him.
3. Why couldn't the magician make his date disappear? Because he couldn't bear to be alone.
4. What do you call a magician who can't do magic? A reality performer.
5. Why did the magician refuse to perform in a park? He was afraid of being caught in a spell-binding situation.
6. How did the magician find his missing rabbit? He pulled it out of his hat-trick.
7. What do you get when you cross a magician with a plumber? A disappearing act to unclog your drain.
8. Why was the magician happy when his audience threw tomatoes at him? He was going to make ketchup appear out of thin air.
9. What do you call a magician's house? A disapparating pad.
10. How did the magician get his assistant's attention? He cast a love-spell on her.
11. Why did the magician decide to open a restaurant? He wanted to make a lot of saucery with his tricks.
12. What do you call a magician with bad breath? A frighter of the night.
13. What did the magician say when he saw a snowman? I want to make him disappear, but I can't find my snow wand.
14. How did the magician propose to his girlfriend? He put a ring on her finger-illusion.
15. Why did the magician fail his spelling test? He couldn't spell the word "abracadabra".
16. What do you get when you cross a magician with a farmer? A crop circle trick.
17. Why did the magician stop performing with his rabbit? He couldn't bear to keep putting him in a hat.
18. What do you call a magician who only works part-time? A semi-sorcerer.
19. What do you call a magician who's afraid of magic? A scaredy-caster.
20. How did the magician escape from the police? He vanished into thin heirloom.
21. Why did the magician refuse to perform for a blind audience? He didn't want to see them believe.
22. What did the magician say when he finally retired? I'm pulling the curtain on this gig.
23. How did the magician manage to make a fish disappear? He put it in his sleight of haddock.
24. What do you call a magician who steals other magician's tricks? A bit of a magic-bandit.
25. Why did the magician decide to quit working on cruise ships? He didn't want to be lost at sea-spell.
26. Why did the magician get a job as a salesperson? He had a lot of tricks up his sleeve to sell.
27. What do you call a magician who can make someone's head disappear? A vanishing act-tionary.
28. Why did the magician want to ride a motorcycle? He wanted to perform tricks on his hog-wart.
29. What did the magician say when he finally learned how to juggle? Now, that's magic!
30. How did the magician know his assistant was unhappy? She was always giving him the silent rabb-it.
31. Why did the magician refuse to perform for dogs? He was afraid of the paw-sibilities.
32. What did the magician say after he made his assistant disappear? I guess I should have kept an eye on her.
33. Why did the magician get a job at a zoo? He wanted to put his magic to work with the animal of illusion.
34. What do you call a magician who's always serious? A frosty magician.
35. How did the magician change his appearance? He used a disappearing act on himself.
36. Why did the magician cross the road? He wanted to see if he could magically make the cars disappear.
37. What do you call a magician who makes objects vanish from the real world? An unreal illusionist.
38. Why did the magician turn down a job offer to be a butler? He didn't want to have to pull rabbits out of hats while serving dinner.
39. What did the magician say to the exhausted cat after a long day of magic tricks? "You need to pull yourself together- fur real."
40. Why did the magician refuse to work for a circus? He didn't want to be just another jester in the ring.
41. What do you call a magician who gives terrible performances? A spell-flop.
42. Why did the magician take up painting? He wanted to have another trick up his brush.
43. What do you call a magician who loves to sing? A spell-tone.
44. Why did the magician go to a music store? To buy a magic wand so he could enchant the music.
45. How did the magician get his assistants to work harder? He cast a spell on them to make them more spellefficient.
46. What's the best way to describe a magician who tells bad jokes? A pun-derful conjurer.
47. Why did the magician sing a sad song while performing his magic act? Because he threw his dove up in the air and it flew away for good.
48. Where do magicians go when they die? To a higher plane.
49. How do you make a magician disappear? Tell him to pay his bills.
50. What do you get when you put a bunch of magicians together in a room? A sorcerer party.