Post Your Mexican Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Mexican Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. What do you call a Mexican magician? A Juan-trick pony.
2. What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
3. Why did the Mexican go to Tokyo? To learn some Mexi-can-japanese.
4. Why did the Mexican take Xanax? To calm his sombrero.
5. What does a Mexican cow say? Moooo-cho gusto.
6. Why did the Mexican take a loan? To get some ex-o-lends.
7. What do you call a Mexican who can’t tell the truth? A li-juan.
8. What do you call a Mexican who is a big fan of Harry Potter? Juan Wizard.
9. What do you call a Mexican who is always talking about his emotions? Manuel-ifesto.
10. Why do Mexicans never get into fights? They’d rather juan-tiao.
11. Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get to the border.
12. What do you call a Mexican who likes to dance all night? Juan C. Dance!
13. What do you call a Mexican who is always on time? Pedro-ually punctual.
14. Why do Mexicans always wear sombreros? To keep their heads from getting too hot-head-o.
15. Why do Mexican chefs make such good food? Because they add a little extra spice-of-life.
16. Why was the Mexican soccer player so good? He had Juan-derlust.
17. What do you call a Mexican who is always sleepy? Siesta-la vista baby.
18. Why did the Mexican go to the makeup store? To get some Juan-derful cosmetics.
19. What does a Mexican say when he’s happy? Muy bien!
20. Why do Mexicans always have so much energy? Because they drink Juan-tee.
21. Why do Mexicans love to sing? It’s their Juan true passion.
22. What do you call a Mexican who is always in a hurry? Juan-der dash.
23. What do you call a Mexican who is always lost? Car-los in the woods.
24. Why did the Mexican get into the taxi? Because he wanted a Juan-way ticket.
25. What did the Mexican say to the bartender? Juan more drink please.
26. Why did the Mexican send his shoes to be repaired? He wanted a Juan-for-all fix.
27. What do you call a Mexican who runs a hardware store? Manu-al.
28. What do you call a Mexican who always tells the truth? Honest Juan.
29. What do you call a Mexican who designs clothes? Armando.
30. What do you call a Mexican who is always nervous? Paco-nerves.
31. Why did the Mexican buy a new phone? His old Juan was broken.
32. What do you call a Mexican who never smiles? Grump-o.
33. What do you call a Mexican who works at a bakery? Rolando.
34. Why do Mexicans love soccer? It’s their Juan and only sport.
35. What do you call a Mexican with a mustache? Senor Stache-o.
36. Why did the Mexican go to the doctor? He had a case of Juan-diced tomatoes.
37. What do you call a Mexican farmer? Homero.
38. What do you call a Mexican cat? Meow-longo.
39. Why did the Mexican go to the gas station? To get some Juan-oline.
40. What do you call a Mexican who is always angry? Juan grumpy.
41. Why did the Mexican go to the dentist? He had a Juan tooth.
42. What do you call a Mexican who likes to play with fire? Ignacio.
43. What do you call a Mexican with a lot of money? Rich-o.
44. Why do Mexicans love Star Wars? It’s their Juan hope.
45. What do you call a Mexican who always eats tacos? Taco-bout predictable!
46. What do you call a Mexican who loves to read? Carlos the librarian.
47. Why did the Mexican get into the ring? He wanted to be Juan with the matadors.
48. What do you call a Mexican surfer? Sea-no Lopez.
49. Why do Mexicans love to party? It’s their Juan true passion.
50. What do you call a Mexican who is always on vacation? Manana.
1. What do you call a Mexican magician? A Juan-trick pony.
2. What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
3. Why did the Mexican go to Tokyo? To learn some Mexi-can-japanese.
4. Why did the Mexican take Xanax? To calm his sombrero.
5. What does a Mexican cow say? Moooo-cho gusto.
6. Why did the Mexican take a loan? To get some ex-o-lends.
7. What do you call a Mexican who can’t tell the truth? A li-juan.
8. What do you call a Mexican who is a big fan of Harry Potter? Juan Wizard.
9. What do you call a Mexican who is always talking about his emotions? Manuel-ifesto.
10. Why do Mexicans never get into fights? They’d rather juan-tiao.
11. Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get to the border.
12. What do you call a Mexican who likes to dance all night? Juan C. Dance!
13. What do you call a Mexican who is always on time? Pedro-ually punctual.
14. Why do Mexicans always wear sombreros? To keep their heads from getting too hot-head-o.
15. Why do Mexican chefs make such good food? Because they add a little extra spice-of-life.
16. Why was the Mexican soccer player so good? He had Juan-derlust.
17. What do you call a Mexican who is always sleepy? Siesta-la vista baby.
18. Why did the Mexican go to the makeup store? To get some Juan-derful cosmetics.
19. What does a Mexican say when he’s happy? Muy bien!
20. Why do Mexicans always have so much energy? Because they drink Juan-tee.
21. Why do Mexicans love to sing? It’s their Juan true passion.
22. What do you call a Mexican who is always in a hurry? Juan-der dash.
23. What do you call a Mexican who is always lost? Car-los in the woods.
24. Why did the Mexican get into the taxi? Because he wanted a Juan-way ticket.
25. What did the Mexican say to the bartender? Juan more drink please.
26. Why did the Mexican send his shoes to be repaired? He wanted a Juan-for-all fix.
27. What do you call a Mexican who runs a hardware store? Manu-al.
28. What do you call a Mexican who always tells the truth? Honest Juan.
29. What do you call a Mexican who designs clothes? Armando.
30. What do you call a Mexican who is always nervous? Paco-nerves.
31. Why did the Mexican buy a new phone? His old Juan was broken.
32. What do you call a Mexican who never smiles? Grump-o.
33. What do you call a Mexican who works at a bakery? Rolando.
34. Why do Mexicans love soccer? It’s their Juan and only sport.
35. What do you call a Mexican with a mustache? Senor Stache-o.
36. Why did the Mexican go to the doctor? He had a case of Juan-diced tomatoes.
37. What do you call a Mexican farmer? Homero.
38. What do you call a Mexican cat? Meow-longo.
39. Why did the Mexican go to the gas station? To get some Juan-oline.
40. What do you call a Mexican who is always angry? Juan grumpy.
41. Why did the Mexican go to the dentist? He had a Juan tooth.
42. What do you call a Mexican who likes to play with fire? Ignacio.
43. What do you call a Mexican with a lot of money? Rich-o.
44. Why do Mexicans love Star Wars? It’s their Juan hope.
45. What do you call a Mexican who always eats tacos? Taco-bout predictable!
46. What do you call a Mexican who loves to read? Carlos the librarian.
47. Why did the Mexican get into the ring? He wanted to be Juan with the matadors.
48. What do you call a Mexican surfer? Sea-no Lopez.
49. Why do Mexicans love to party? It’s their Juan true passion.
50. What do you call a Mexican who is always on vacation? Manana.