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1. What do you call a Mexican magician? A Juan-trick pony.



2. What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.



3. Why did the Mexican go to Tokyo? To learn some Mexi-can-japanese.



4. Why did the Mexican take Xanax? To calm his sombrero.



5. What does a Mexican cow say? Moooo-cho gusto.



6. Why did the Mexican take a loan? To get some ex-o-lends.



7. What do you call a Mexican who can’t tell the truth? A li-juan.



8. What do you call a Mexican who is a big fan of Harry Potter? Juan Wizard.



9. What do you call a Mexican who is always talking about his emotions? Manuel-ifesto.



10. Why do Mexicans never get into fights? They’d rather juan-tiao.



11. Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get to the border.



12. What do you call a Mexican who likes to dance all night? Juan C. Dance!



13. What do you call a Mexican who is always on time? Pedro-ually punctual.



14. Why do Mexicans always wear sombreros? To keep their heads from getting too hot-head-o.



15. Why do Mexican chefs make such good food? Because they add a little extra spice-of-life.



16. Why was the Mexican soccer player so good? He had Juan-derlust.



17. What do you call a Mexican who is always sleepy? Siesta-la vista baby.



18. Why did the Mexican go to the makeup store? To get some Juan-derful cosmetics.



19. What does a Mexican say when he’s happy? Muy bien!



20. Why do Mexicans always have so much energy? Because they drink Juan-tee.



21. Why do Mexicans love to sing? It’s their Juan true passion.



22. What do you call a Mexican who is always in a hurry? Juan-der dash.



23. What do you call a Mexican who is always lost? Car-los in the woods.



24. Why did the Mexican get into the taxi? Because he wanted a Juan-way ticket.



25. What did the Mexican say to the bartender? Juan more drink please.



26. Why did the Mexican send his shoes to be repaired? He wanted a Juan-for-all fix.



27. What do you call a Mexican who runs a hardware store? Manu-al.



28. What do you call a Mexican who always tells the truth? Honest Juan.



29. What do you call a Mexican who designs clothes? Armando.



30. What do you call a Mexican who is always nervous? Paco-nerves.



31. Why did the Mexican buy a new phone? His old Juan was broken.



32. What do you call a Mexican who never smiles? Grump-o.



33. What do you call a Mexican who works at a bakery? Rolando.



34. Why do Mexicans love soccer? It’s their Juan and only sport.



35. What do you call a Mexican with a mustache? Senor Stache-o.



36. Why did the Mexican go to the doctor? He had a case of Juan-diced tomatoes.



37. What do you call a Mexican farmer? Homero.



38. What do you call a Mexican cat? Meow-longo.



39. Why did the Mexican go to the gas station? To get some Juan-oline.



40. What do you call a Mexican who is always angry? Juan grumpy.



41. Why did the Mexican go to the dentist? He had a Juan tooth.



42. What do you call a Mexican who likes to play with fire? Ignacio.



43. What do you call a Mexican with a lot of money? Rich-o.



44. Why do Mexicans love Star Wars? It’s their Juan hope.



45. What do you call a Mexican who always eats tacos? Taco-bout predictable!



46. What do you call a Mexican who loves to read? Carlos the librarian.



47. Why did the Mexican get into the ring? He wanted to be Juan with the matadors.



48. What do you call a Mexican surfer? Sea-no Lopez.



49. Why do Mexicans love to party? It’s their Juan true passion.



50. What do you call a Mexican who is always on vacation? Manana.
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