The Scariest Side Of A Haunted House Riddle
Hint:
If You Lose It You Die
Hint:
Cool Softball Riddles
Hint:
Butter Out The Window
Hint:
Always In Pane
Hint:
Stories Never Told
Hint:
Weight In My Belly
Hint:
What Belongs To You But Others Use It More Than You Do Riddle
Hint:
Round As A Dishpan Deep As A Tub Riddle
Hint:
A Viola And A Coffin Riddle
Hint:
Big Strong Jedi Riddle
Hint:
Going Round And Round Riddle
Hint:
Hot Games Riddle
Hint:
Hungry Clock Riddle
Hint:
One Legged Woman Riddle
Hint:
Post Your One Line Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever One Line Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
3. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
4. What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music.
5. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
6. Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish.
7. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
8. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
9. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
10. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.
11. Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He's all right now.
12. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.
13. Why don't ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies.
14. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
15. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
16. What do you call a train carrying bubblegum? A chew-chew train.
17. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it.
18. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out-standing in his field.
19. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"
20. Why did the tomato turn green? Because it saw the salad dressing bottle was "Italian" style.
21. What do you call a flamingo that can cook? A flambeau.
22. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
23. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.
24. What did the grape say when it got stepped on all day? "Nothing, it just let out a little wine."
25. Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car.
26. How do you know if a joke is a dad joke? The punchline is a-parent.
27. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
28. Why did the sheep go to the doctor? To get a ewenique treatment.
29. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta-tion.
30. What did the big flower say to the little flower? "Hey, bud!"
31. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it.
32. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
33. What do ducks watch on TV? Duckumentaries.
34. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
35. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke.
36. Why don't vampires go out in the sun? They don't want to go to the garlic festival.
37. What's brown and sticky? A stick.
38. Why don't ghosts have siblings? Because they BOO-ted them out of the house.
39. Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field.
40. Why don't mountains get cold in winter? They wear snow boots.
41. Why don't unicorns argue? They're always right.
42. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
43. What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil? "Stop going in circles and get to the point."
44. Why do pirates love parrots so much? Because they're never bored.
45. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
46. Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he was feeling a little funny.
47. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.
48. Why don't snails use social media? They don't like to have their personal slime out there.
49. Why don't ghosts go on elevators? They lift their spirits on the stairs.
50. How do trees get online? They just log in.
1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
3. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
4. What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music.
5. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
6. Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish.
7. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
8. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
9. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
10. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.
11. Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He's all right now.
12. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.
13. Why don't ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies.
14. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
15. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
16. What do you call a train carrying bubblegum? A chew-chew train.
17. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it.
18. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out-standing in his field.
19. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"
20. Why did the tomato turn green? Because it saw the salad dressing bottle was "Italian" style.
21. What do you call a flamingo that can cook? A flambeau.
22. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
23. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.
24. What did the grape say when it got stepped on all day? "Nothing, it just let out a little wine."
25. Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car.
26. How do you know if a joke is a dad joke? The punchline is a-parent.
27. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
28. Why did the sheep go to the doctor? To get a ewenique treatment.
29. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta-tion.
30. What did the big flower say to the little flower? "Hey, bud!"
31. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it.
32. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
33. What do ducks watch on TV? Duckumentaries.
34. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
35. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke.
36. Why don't vampires go out in the sun? They don't want to go to the garlic festival.
37. What's brown and sticky? A stick.
38. Why don't ghosts have siblings? Because they BOO-ted them out of the house.
39. Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field.
40. Why don't mountains get cold in winter? They wear snow boots.
41. Why don't unicorns argue? They're always right.
42. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
43. What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil? "Stop going in circles and get to the point."
44. Why do pirates love parrots so much? Because they're never bored.
45. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
46. Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he was feeling a little funny.
47. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.
48. Why don't snails use social media? They don't like to have their personal slime out there.
49. Why don't ghosts go on elevators? They lift their spirits on the stairs.
50. How do trees get online? They just log in.