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List of One Liner Riddles To Solve
Riddles in this section will most likely have at least a small bit of humor. There are many types of riddles in this section as well. These types include both riddles for kids, and one liner riddles for adults. Also, the answers to these questions should be able to obtain at a pretty fast pace.
For A Bit Of Extra Fun:
If you're an excellent riddle solver, try to solve against the clock. Give yourself thirty seconds or so on a timer, and if you answer the riddle correctly in time, you win!
Happy riddling!
Here's a gimme to get your brain flowing:
Q: A clerk at a butcher shop stands five feet ten inches tall and wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
A: Meat.
Q: A clerk at a butcher shop stands five feet ten inches tall and wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
A: Meat.
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I Am Easy To Waste I Am Unstoppable Riddle
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Astronaut Cook In His Skillet Riddle
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Crying In The Bathtub
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A Baby Rifle Riddle
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The Can Of Orange Juice Riddle
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Uptight Fireflies
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Funny Sewing Machine Riddle
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Kept In Suspense Riddle
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Billboard Language Riddle
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Credit Card Jail Riddle
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What Did The Wall Say?
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A Bath Without Water
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Growing On A Palm Tree
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Robot Tombstone Riddle
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1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
3. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
4. What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music.
5. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
6. Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish.
7. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
8. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
9. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
10. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.
11. Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He's all right now.
12. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.
13. Why don't ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies.
14. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
15. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
16. What do you call a train carrying bubblegum? A chew-chew train.
17. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it.
18. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out-standing in his field.
19. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"
20. Why did the tomato turn green? Because it saw the salad dressing bottle was "Italian" style.
21. What do you call a flamingo that can cook? A flambeau.
22. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
23. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.
24. What did the grape say when it got stepped on all day? "Nothing, it just let out a little wine."
25. Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car.
26. How do you know if a joke is a dad joke? The punchline is a-parent.
27. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
28. Why did the sheep go to the doctor? To get a ewenique treatment.
29. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta-tion.
30. What did the big flower say to the little flower? "Hey, bud!"
31. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it.
32. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
33. What do ducks watch on TV? Duckumentaries.
34. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
35. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke.
36. Why don't vampires go out in the sun? They don't want to go to the garlic festival.
37. What's brown and sticky? A stick.
38. Why don't ghosts have siblings? Because they BOO-ted them out of the house.
39. Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field.
40. Why don't mountains get cold in winter? They wear snow boots.
41. Why don't unicorns argue? They're always right.
42. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
43. What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil? "Stop going in circles and get to the point."
44. Why do pirates love parrots so much? Because they're never bored.
45. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
46. Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he was feeling a little funny.
47. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.
48. Why don't snails use social media? They don't like to have their personal slime out there.
49. Why don't ghosts go on elevators? They lift their spirits on the stairs.
50. How do trees get online? They just log in.
1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
3. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
4. What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music.
5. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
6. Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish.
7. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
8. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
9. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
10. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.
11. Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He's all right now.
12. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.
13. Why don't ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies.
14. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
15. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
16. What do you call a train carrying bubblegum? A chew-chew train.
17. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it.
18. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out-standing in his field.
19. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"
20. Why did the tomato turn green? Because it saw the salad dressing bottle was "Italian" style.
21. What do you call a flamingo that can cook? A flambeau.
22. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
23. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.
24. What did the grape say when it got stepped on all day? "Nothing, it just let out a little wine."
25. Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car.
26. How do you know if a joke is a dad joke? The punchline is a-parent.
27. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
28. Why did the sheep go to the doctor? To get a ewenique treatment.
29. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta-tion.
30. What did the big flower say to the little flower? "Hey, bud!"
31. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it.
32. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
33. What do ducks watch on TV? Duckumentaries.
34. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
35. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke.
36. Why don't vampires go out in the sun? They don't want to go to the garlic festival.
37. What's brown and sticky? A stick.
38. Why don't ghosts have siblings? Because they BOO-ted them out of the house.
39. Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field.
40. Why don't mountains get cold in winter? They wear snow boots.
41. Why don't unicorns argue? They're always right.
42. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
43. What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil? "Stop going in circles and get to the point."
44. Why do pirates love parrots so much? Because they're never bored.
45. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
46. Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he was feeling a little funny.
47. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.
48. Why don't snails use social media? They don't like to have their personal slime out there.
49. Why don't ghosts go on elevators? They lift their spirits on the stairs.
50. How do trees get online? They just log in.