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Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Pumpkin Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. What do you call a pumpkin that's been working out? A gym-gourd.
2. Why did the pumpkin break up with his girlfriend? He was vine-ing too hard.
3. What's a pumpkin's favorite sport? Squash.
4. Why did the pumpkin go to school? To get smarter-gourds.
5. What do you call a pumpkin with a great sense of humor? A pun-kin.
6. Why did the pumpkin go to the doctor? It had a vine infection.
7. What's a pumpkin's favorite kind of music? Gourd-core.
8. Why did the pumpkin go to the beach? To soak up some vitamin-seed.
9. What do you call a pumpkin that's been baking in the sun too long? Toasty-gourdy.
10. Why did the pumpkin go on a diet? It wanted to be a skinny minnie-kin.
11. What do you call a group of pumpkins playing music together? A gourd-geous band.
12. Why was the pumpkin worried about getting a job? It was a little-seedy.
13. What do you call a pumpkin that's really good at math? A num-kin.
14. Why did the pumpkin cross the road? To get to the patch on the other side.
15. What do you call a pumpkin that's feeling down? A squashy-melon.
16. Why did the pumpkin go to the gym? It wanted to be a fit-gourd.
17. What do you call a pumpkin that's been hanging around too long? A gourd-nondola.
18. Why did the pumpkin get a tattoo? It wanted to be a rebel-gourd.
19. What's a pumpkin's favorite type of pie? A pi-knin pie.
20. Why did the pumpkin go to space? It wanted to be an astro-gourd.
21. What do you call a pumpkin that's really good at sports? A jock-o-lantern.
22. Why did the pumpkin go to the bar? It was feeling stem-ish.
23. What do you call a pumpkin with a British accent? A tea-gourdy.
24. Why did the pumpkin join a book club? It wanted to be well-read-gourdy.
25. What's a pumpkin's favorite type of movie? Horror-gourd.
26. Why did the pumpkin go to the dentist? It had a cavity-gourd.
27. What do you call a pumpkin that's been juggling for hours? A circus-gourd.
28. Why did the pumpkin get a haircut? It wanted to look hip-stem.
29. What do you call a pumpkin that's really fast? Speed-gourdy.
30. Why did the pumpkin go to a karaoke bar? It wanted to sing-kin some tunes.
31. What's a pumpkin's favorite kind of joke? A stem-p rib-o-lantern.
32. Why did the pumpkin want to become an actor? It had a lot of insi-gourd talent.
33. What do you call a pumpkin that's really into fashion? A chic-gourd.
34. Why did the pumpkin go to the art museum? It wanted to see some goulash art.
35. What's a pumpkin's favorite type of animal? Anything with a vine.
36. Why did the pumpkin take a dance class? It wanted to be a jig-gourd.
37. What do you call a pumpkin that's really into gardening? A green-thumbed gourd.
38. Why did the pumpkin go to the spa? It was feeling vine-stressed.
39. What's a pumpkin's favorite type of book? Anything stem-punk.
40. Why did the pumpkin go to the theater? It wanted to see a play-kin.
41. What do you call a pumpkin that's competing in a race? A mara-gourd.
42. Why did the pumpkin become a chef? It wanted to whip up some delight-gourd dishes.
43. What's a pumpkin's favorite type of hobby? Carving-kin.
44. Why did the pumpkin go to the haunted house? It wanted to see some spooktacu-gourd action.
45. What do you call a pumpkin that's really into science? A lab-o-lantern.
46. Why did the pumpkin join a choir? It wanted to sing in har-melon-y.
47. What's a pumpkin's favorite type of game? Anything that involves pumpkin toss.
48. Why did the pumpkin go to the beach alone? It didn't want to share the limelight with any other sand-gourd.
49. What do you call a pumpkin that's really good at impersonations? An imi-gourd.
50. Why did the pumpkin go to the dance contest? It wanted to show off its stem-nomenal moves.
1. What do you call a pumpkin that's been working out? A gym-gourd.
2. Why did the pumpkin break up with his girlfriend? He was vine-ing too hard.
3. What's a pumpkin's favorite sport? Squash.
4. Why did the pumpkin go to school? To get smarter-gourds.
5. What do you call a pumpkin with a great sense of humor? A pun-kin.
6. Why did the pumpkin go to the doctor? It had a vine infection.
7. What's a pumpkin's favorite kind of music? Gourd-core.
8. Why did the pumpkin go to the beach? To soak up some vitamin-seed.
9. What do you call a pumpkin that's been baking in the sun too long? Toasty-gourdy.
10. Why did the pumpkin go on a diet? It wanted to be a skinny minnie-kin.
11. What do you call a group of pumpkins playing music together? A gourd-geous band.
12. Why was the pumpkin worried about getting a job? It was a little-seedy.
13. What do you call a pumpkin that's really good at math? A num-kin.
14. Why did the pumpkin cross the road? To get to the patch on the other side.
15. What do you call a pumpkin that's feeling down? A squashy-melon.
16. Why did the pumpkin go to the gym? It wanted to be a fit-gourd.
17. What do you call a pumpkin that's been hanging around too long? A gourd-nondola.
18. Why did the pumpkin get a tattoo? It wanted to be a rebel-gourd.
19. What's a pumpkin's favorite type of pie? A pi-knin pie.
20. Why did the pumpkin go to space? It wanted to be an astro-gourd.
21. What do you call a pumpkin that's really good at sports? A jock-o-lantern.
22. Why did the pumpkin go to the bar? It was feeling stem-ish.
23. What do you call a pumpkin with a British accent? A tea-gourdy.
24. Why did the pumpkin join a book club? It wanted to be well-read-gourdy.
25. What's a pumpkin's favorite type of movie? Horror-gourd.
26. Why did the pumpkin go to the dentist? It had a cavity-gourd.
27. What do you call a pumpkin that's been juggling for hours? A circus-gourd.
28. Why did the pumpkin get a haircut? It wanted to look hip-stem.
29. What do you call a pumpkin that's really fast? Speed-gourdy.
30. Why did the pumpkin go to a karaoke bar? It wanted to sing-kin some tunes.
31. What's a pumpkin's favorite kind of joke? A stem-p rib-o-lantern.
32. Why did the pumpkin want to become an actor? It had a lot of insi-gourd talent.
33. What do you call a pumpkin that's really into fashion? A chic-gourd.
34. Why did the pumpkin go to the art museum? It wanted to see some goulash art.
35. What's a pumpkin's favorite type of animal? Anything with a vine.
36. Why did the pumpkin take a dance class? It wanted to be a jig-gourd.
37. What do you call a pumpkin that's really into gardening? A green-thumbed gourd.
38. Why did the pumpkin go to the spa? It was feeling vine-stressed.
39. What's a pumpkin's favorite type of book? Anything stem-punk.
40. Why did the pumpkin go to the theater? It wanted to see a play-kin.
41. What do you call a pumpkin that's competing in a race? A mara-gourd.
42. Why did the pumpkin become a chef? It wanted to whip up some delight-gourd dishes.
43. What's a pumpkin's favorite type of hobby? Carving-kin.
44. Why did the pumpkin go to the haunted house? It wanted to see some spooktacu-gourd action.
45. What do you call a pumpkin that's really into science? A lab-o-lantern.
46. Why did the pumpkin join a choir? It wanted to sing in har-melon-y.
47. What's a pumpkin's favorite type of game? Anything that involves pumpkin toss.
48. Why did the pumpkin go to the beach alone? It didn't want to share the limelight with any other sand-gourd.
49. What do you call a pumpkin that's really good at impersonations? An imi-gourd.
50. Why did the pumpkin go to the dance contest? It wanted to show off its stem-nomenal moves.