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Grand Central Station Riddle

Hint:
Train!
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A Transport You Don't Drive

Hint:
A train.
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A Locomotive Pull Riddle

Hint:
A bullet train
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A Train Of Two Cities

Hint:
They're both the same distance from NYC when they meet.
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The Train Crash Riddle

Hint:
The train fell out of the track and plowed through the soil, opening two hidden graves.
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Two Trains Riddle

Hint:
The two trains begin back-to-back and charge the track away from each other.
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The Train Of Love

Hint: Think of a way the train schedules might favor one train over the other.
The Brooklyn train leaves exactly 1 minute before the Bronx train.

Let's say the Brooklyn train arrives at 09:00, 09:10, 09:20, etc. and the Bronx train arrives one minute after at 09:01, 09:11, 09:21, etc. Consider the ten minute interval from 09:00 to 09:10. If the man arrives between 09:00 and 09:01, the 09:01 Bronx train will be the first to arrive (assuming that he doesn't arrive at exactly 09:00). If the man arrives between 09:01 and 09:10, the 09:10 Brooklyn train will be the first to arrive. In any ten minute period, the Brooklyn train will be the first to arrive in nine of the ten minutes.
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The Pain Train Riddle

Hint:
The boy will push the girl on the rails. On one hand, she will get hurt and she will go to the hospital. On the other hand, the boy will go to prison because he pushed her.
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Coming And Going Riddle

Hint:
The train tracks
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Mile Long Train Riddle

Hint:
Two minutes. The back of the train would be at the beginning of the tunnel after 1 minute, and would leave the end of the tunnel at the 2 minute mark.
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Two Girls On A Train

Hint:
If the girls had been on a standing train, the first girl's calculations would have been correct, but their train was moving. It took 5 minutes to meet a second train, but then it took the second train 5 more minutes to reach where the girls met the first train. So the time between trains is 10 minutes, not 5, and only 6 trains per hour arrive in the city.
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The Nonstop Trains Riddle

Hint:
100 miles (60+40)
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Train Smoke Riddle

Hint:
There is no smoke. It's an electric train!
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Outrunning A Train Riddle

Hint:
The train is moving at 40 miles per hour. Imagine that a friend is walking with you. When the train whistle blows, you head away from the train, he heads toward it. When he reaches safety, you will be 6/8 (or 3/4)of the way across the bridge, and the train will have just reached the bridge. For the train to cross 4/4 of the bridge in the time you cross the remaining 1/4, the train must be moving four times your speed.
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Who Is The Engineer Riddle

Hint:
Determine the known facts. Also notice that the passengers are noted with the title Mr., where as the brakeman, engineer and fireman are identified by their last names only. 1. Mr Brown Lives in New York City 2. The brakeman lives midway between NY and Chicago 3. Mr. Jones earns exactly $20K per year 4. Smith beat the fireman at their last game of golf. 5. The brakeman's next-door neighbor, who is a passenger, earns exactly three times the brakeman's salary. 6. The passenger who lives in Chicago has the same name as the brakeman. According to #1 and #2, the brakeman's neighbor cannot be Mr. Brown. According to #5, the brakeman's neighbor also cannot be Mr. Jones, because $20,000 is not evenly divisible by three. This leaves Mr. Smith as the next door neighbor to the brakeman. Mr. Smith lives halfway between New York and Chicago (#2) as does the brakeman. Since Mr. Brown lives in New York, by process of elimination, it is now known that Mr. Jones lives in Chicago. According to statement #6, this means that the brakeman is named Jones. According to statement #4, the fireman cannot be Smith, so the fireman must be must be Brown, which leaves Smith as the engineer.
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1. What do you get when you cross a train with a garbage can? Trash-express!

2. Why did the conductor go to the therapist? He had a locomotive disorder!

3. How does a train eat? It goes chew, chew!

4. Why don't trains like to gossip? They prefer to keep the rail-road clear!

5. What do you call a train full of bubble gum? Chew-chew train!

6. Why do trains make terrible chefs? They always over-coal their dishes!

7. What do you call a train that carries cows? Moo-choo express!

8. Why do trains love romance novels? They are always on-track for a happy ending!

9. What do trains wear to the beach? Tracksuits!

10. How does a train ask a question? Rail-ly, do you know the answer?

11. Why did the train break up with the engineer? He was too controlling!

12. What do you call a train that's late? A delayed-engine express!

13. Why did the train driver get into an accident? He couldn't steer his life on track!

14. What do you call a train that carries sleeping passengers? Snooze-cruise express!

15. Why do trains never go out of style? They have perpetual motion!

16. What does a sassy train say? I choo-choose my own destiny!

17. Why do trains make good actors? They are always on time for their cues!

18. What do you call a train that carries elephants? Trunk-line express!

19. Why did the train's wheels break up with the rest of the train? They needed some space to roll around!

20. What do you call a train with a sweet tooth? Choco-choo express!

21. Why do trains love playing hide and seek? It's a good way to locomotive attention!

22. What do you call a train that's good at fixing things? Tool-express!

23. Why did the train's conductor get arrested? He was caught using too many rail-passes!

24. What do you call a train that carries sushi? Roll-ing express!

25. Why did the train rob the bank? It was tired of caboose-ing along!

26. What do you call a train that carries chickens? Cluck-cluck express!

27. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of Hershey's chocolates? It didn't want a choo-collate overload!

28. What do you call a train that travels to outer space? Astro-loco express!

29. Why do trains always smile? They have a track-record of happiness!

30. What do you call a train that's always cold? Chilled-out express!

31. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of ghosts? It didn't want to be haunted by its cargo!

32. What do you call a train that loves jazz music? Choo-choo charlie and his all-steam band!

33. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of cheese? It didn't want a grate overload!

34. What do you call a train that carries artists? Paint-express!

35. Why did the train choose to live a minimalist lifestyle? It was tired of excess baggage!

36. What do you call a train that carries superheroes? The superhero express!

37. Why do trains love to dance? It's in their loco-motions!

38. Why did the train break up with the railway? It was tired of the same old tracks!

39. What do you call a train that runs on vegetables? Veg-choo express!

40. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of gasoline? It didn't want a fuel overload!

41. What do you call a train that carries magicians? Abracadabra express!

42. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of monkeys? It didn't want to go bananas!

43. What do you call a train that loves winter sports? Ski-choo express!

44. Why did the train choose to become a vegan? It was tired of meat-ing passengers!

45. What do you call a train that carries horses? Neigh-borhood express!

46. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of fireworks? It didn't want to be explosive!

47. What do you call a train that carries politicians? The expressway to corruption!

48. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of ice cream? It didn't want a melt-down!

49. What do you call a train that carries surfers? Wave-choo express!

50. Why did the train become a detective? It wanted to track down its true identity!
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