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Weird Riddle Collection
Tired of solving basic riddles and looking for some that are a little more intriguing or "out there"? Well you've landed on the right page, this collection of riddles aren't exactly your common everyday "what gets wetter the more it dries" (towel).
Most people when they think of the word weird they think something strange and unusual, which in turn can be related to things that are unpopular or uncommon. So what makes a riddle weird or unusual? There are a number of things, one being a riddle that doesn't follow the commonalities you find among others. This is great for our brains because it forces us to begin thinking different and expand our minds.
So can you solve these mysteriously weird riddles?
1 Knows Riddle
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What Loses Its Head In The Morning Riddle
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Spread Me Like A Carpet If You Must
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Cleaning Twin Sisters Riddle
Two twin sisters are cleaning their shed. When they are done one is clean and the other is dirty. The clean one takes a shower, and the dirty one stays dirty. Why?
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The clean sister saw the dirty sister and thought she was dirty, and the dirty sister saw the clean sister and thought that she was clean. So she did nothing! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Underwear After Pants Riddle
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Keeping You Warm Riddle
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50 Miles Per Hour Riddle
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The Law Of Attraction Riddle
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The Indian Potato Riddle
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A Message From An Elderly Woman
A young lady was approached by an elderly woman who took her hand and meeting her eyes said to her, "You look starkly similar of my daughter. I lost her last month. I loved her a lot. Can you do me a favor? Can you say 'Goodbye mother' as I leave this restaurant. I will feel good if you do."
The young lady was puzzled but seeking her kind eyes, she agreed. As the elderly woman was leaving the restaurant, she said, "Goodbye mother" waving her hand toward her with a kind expression on her face.
Soon after, she received the shock of her life. Can you guess what it was?
The young lady was puzzled but seeking her kind eyes, she agreed. As the elderly woman was leaving the restaurant, she said, "Goodbye mother" waving her hand toward her with a kind expression on her face.
Soon after, she received the shock of her life. Can you guess what it was?
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The young lady was presented with a bill which belonged to the elderly woman. She had asked the waiter to collect the bill from her daughter. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The Policeman And The Boy
A police officer got out of his patrol car and saw a boy. He walked up to him asked him, "What's your name?"
"Shut up!" the boy replied innocently.
"Where's your manners?" asked the insulted police officer.
"Up that tree," said the boy nonchalantly, pointing to a proximate tree.
"You're seeking for trouble, aren't you?" said the police officer.
"No, trouble's seeking for me!" the boy replied sincerely.
What is happening here?
"Shut up!" the boy replied innocently.
"Where's your manners?" asked the insulted police officer.
"Up that tree," said the boy nonchalantly, pointing to a proximate tree.
"You're seeking for trouble, aren't you?" said the police officer.
"No, trouble's seeking for me!" the boy replied sincerely.
What is happening here?
Hint:
Actutally, the name of that boy is "Shut Up," and he is playing hide-and-seek with two of his friends who are named "Manners" and "Trouble". "Trouble" is the one who counted and he is looking for the other two boys. "Manners" is hiding up in the tree. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Shedding Tears Riddle
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Zebra And A Donkey Riddle
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The Yellow Skin Riddle
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Jogging Backwards Riddle
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Post Your Weird Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Weird Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
3. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine!
4. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
5. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!
6. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells!
7. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
8. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
9. What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I'll go on a head!
10. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!
11. I have a photographic memory but I always forget to charge the battery!
12. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
13. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down!
14. Why do ghosts always get invited to parties? Because they're great at haunting!
15. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
16. I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist!
17. The shovel was a groundbreaking invention!
18. Why don't skeleton's fight each other? They don't have the guts!
19. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they're always up to something!
20. I'm reading a book about teleportation. It's bound to take me places!
21. Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they're shellfish!
22. I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!
23. Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car!
24. What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead, I'll just stay here and hangout!
25. Why do the French like to eat snails so much? They don't like fast food!
26. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!
27. Why is it so hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always take things literally.
28. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener!
29. Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged!
30. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
31. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
32. Why don't ghosts go on vacation? They're afraid they'll relax and go away!
33. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!
34. Why don't skeletons go trick-or-treating? They don't have the guts for it!
35. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, including lies!
36. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybee!
37. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
38. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was always outstanding in his field!
39. Why did the bicycle fall over? He was two-tired!
40. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!
41. Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the boos!
42. Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!
43. Why don't cars go on long vacations? They're afraid to leave their gear behind!
44. Why did the chicken spend all his money? He wanted to buy an egg-sclusive home!
45. Why didn't the bicycle want to go to the gym? He was two-tired!
46. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine!
47. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!
48. What do you call a dinosaur sleeping bag? A tyranno-snore-us!
49. Why do ducks wear feathers? To cover their butt-quacks!
50. What do you call a deaf dog? Anything you want! He can't hear you anyway!
1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
3. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine!
4. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
5. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!
6. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells!
7. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
8. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
9. What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I'll go on a head!
10. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!
11. I have a photographic memory but I always forget to charge the battery!
12. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
13. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down!
14. Why do ghosts always get invited to parties? Because they're great at haunting!
15. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
16. I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist!
17. The shovel was a groundbreaking invention!
18. Why don't skeleton's fight each other? They don't have the guts!
19. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they're always up to something!
20. I'm reading a book about teleportation. It's bound to take me places!
21. Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they're shellfish!
22. I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!
23. Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car!
24. What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead, I'll just stay here and hangout!
25. Why do the French like to eat snails so much? They don't like fast food!
26. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!
27. Why is it so hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always take things literally.
28. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener!
29. Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged!
30. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
31. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
32. Why don't ghosts go on vacation? They're afraid they'll relax and go away!
33. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!
34. Why don't skeletons go trick-or-treating? They don't have the guts for it!
35. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, including lies!
36. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybee!
37. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
38. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was always outstanding in his field!
39. Why did the bicycle fall over? He was two-tired!
40. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!
41. Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the boos!
42. Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!
43. Why don't cars go on long vacations? They're afraid to leave their gear behind!
44. Why did the chicken spend all his money? He wanted to buy an egg-sclusive home!
45. Why didn't the bicycle want to go to the gym? He was two-tired!
46. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine!
47. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!
48. What do you call a dinosaur sleeping bag? A tyranno-snore-us!
49. Why do ducks wear feathers? To cover their butt-quacks!
50. What do you call a deaf dog? Anything you want! He can't hear you anyway!