Octo Love Riddle
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A Birds Valentine
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The Cannibal Breakup Riddle
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The Boy Snake Riddle
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Valentin's Day Pickles Riddle
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The Girl Squirrel Riddle
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The Color Of Love Riddle
Lipstick is this color
And ladybugs in part
And on Valentines Day
Some roses and a heart?
What could this color be?
And ladybugs in part
And on Valentines Day
Some roses and a heart?
What could this color be?
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The Most Popular Treat Riddle
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Valentine's Day Sweethearts Riddle
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The Stamp And The Envelope
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1. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the stamp? Stick with me and we'll go places!
2. Why did the peanut butter break up with the jelly on Valentine's Day? Because it was time to spread the love!
3. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the envelope? You've got me sealed with a kiss!
4. What do you call a love song from a clown on Valentine's Day? A funny valentine!
5. Why did the Valentine's Day candy go to school? To get a higher degree in sweethearts!
6. What do you call two birds in love on Valentine's Day? Tweethearts!
7. What did the bee say to the flower on Valentine's Day? I love you like honey!
8. Why did the vegetable break up with the salad on Valentine's Day? Because it wanted to pursue a different relationship with its heart artichoke!
9. What do you give an armadillo on Valentine's Day? A hug and a roll!
10. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the pencil? You're just write for me!
11. Why did the Valentine's Day card say "I'm nuts about you"? Because it was written by a squirrel!
12. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the stapler? You're the perfect match for me!
13. Why did the Valentine's Day card say "You light up my life"? Because it was written by a firefly!
14. What do you call a Valentine's Day card that's also a calendar? A date with destiny!
15. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the dog? Happy Valentine's Day, pup-pie!
16. Why did the rabbit break up with the carrot on Valentine's Day? Because it wanted to hop into something new!
17. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the GPS? You always know how to guide our love!
18. What do you call a Valentine's Day card that's also a crossword puzzle? A love lettreasure hunt!
19. Why did the Valentine's Day card say "You make my heart beat faster"? Because it was written by a drummer!
20. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the light bulb? You brighten up my day!
21. Why did the Valentine's Day card say "I'm sweet on you"? Because it was written by a candy maker!
22. What do you give a banana on Valentine's Day? A-peeling card!
23. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the yo-yo? You always come back to me!
24. Why did the Valentine's Day card say "You're the apple of my eye"? Because it was written by a fruit lover!
25. What do you call two turtles in love on Valentine's Day? Shell-mates!
26. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the camera? You always capture our memories!
27. Why did the Valentine's Day card say "I'm smitten with you"? Because it was written by a blacksmith!
28. What do you give a mushroom on Valentine's Day? A fungi to be with!
29. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the bicycle? You make my heart race!
30. Why did the Valentine's Day card say "You're the one for me"? Because it was written by a matchmaker!
31. What do you call a Valentine's Day card that's also a puzzle? A heart teaser!
32. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the telescope? You always help me see the stars in your eyes!
33. Why did the Valentine's Day card say "I'm crazy about you"? Because it was written by a shrink!
34. What do you give a cactus on Valentine's Day? A prick of love!
35. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the calculator? You always add up to my heart!
36. Why did the Valentine's Day card say "You're my cup of tea"? Because it was written by a tea lover!
37. What do you call a Valentine's Day card that's also a maze? A path to your heart!
38. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the pencil sharpener? You always make me feel sharp!
39. Why did the Valentine's Day card say "I'm hooked on you"? Because it was written by a fisherman!
40. What do you give a snail on Valentine's Day? A slow and steady love note!
41. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the microphone? You always amplify my love!
42. Why did the Valentine's Day card say "You're my knight in shining armor"? Because it was written by a history buff!
43. What do you call a Valentine's Day card that's also a maze? A puzzle for your heart!
44. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the guitar? You always strum the strings of my heart!
45. Why did the Valentine's Day card say "I'm over the moon for you"? Because it was written by an astronaut!
46. What do you give a potato on Valentine's Day? A heart-shaped potato chip!
47. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the globe? You always help me find my way to your heart!
48. Why did the Valentine's Day card say "You're out of this world"? Because it was written by an alien!
49. What do you call a Valentine's Day card that's also a crossword puzzle? A heart-stopper!
50. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the typewriter? You always type out the words I can't say!
1. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the stamp? Stick with me and we'll go places!
2. Why did the peanut butter break up with the jelly on Valentine's Day? Because it was time to spread the love!
3. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the envelope? You've got me sealed with a kiss!
4. What do you call a love song from a clown on Valentine's Day? A funny valentine!
5. Why did the Valentine's Day candy go to school? To get a higher degree in sweethearts!
6. What do you call two birds in love on Valentine's Day? Tweethearts!
7. What did the bee say to the flower on Valentine's Day? I love you like honey!
8. Why did the vegetable break up with the salad on Valentine's Day? Because it wanted to pursue a different relationship with its heart artichoke!
9. What do you give an armadillo on Valentine's Day? A hug and a roll!
10. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the pencil? You're just write for me!
11. Why did the Valentine's Day card say "I'm nuts about you"? Because it was written by a squirrel!
12. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the stapler? You're the perfect match for me!
13. Why did the Valentine's Day card say "You light up my life"? Because it was written by a firefly!
14. What do you call a Valentine's Day card that's also a calendar? A date with destiny!
15. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the dog? Happy Valentine's Day, pup-pie!
16. Why did the rabbit break up with the carrot on Valentine's Day? Because it wanted to hop into something new!
17. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the GPS? You always know how to guide our love!
18. What do you call a Valentine's Day card that's also a crossword puzzle? A love lettreasure hunt!
19. Why did the Valentine's Day card say "You make my heart beat faster"? Because it was written by a drummer!
20. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the light bulb? You brighten up my day!
21. Why did the Valentine's Day card say "I'm sweet on you"? Because it was written by a candy maker!
22. What do you give a banana on Valentine's Day? A-peeling card!
23. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the yo-yo? You always come back to me!
24. Why did the Valentine's Day card say "You're the apple of my eye"? Because it was written by a fruit lover!
25. What do you call two turtles in love on Valentine's Day? Shell-mates!
26. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the camera? You always capture our memories!
27. Why did the Valentine's Day card say "I'm smitten with you"? Because it was written by a blacksmith!
28. What do you give a mushroom on Valentine's Day? A fungi to be with!
29. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the bicycle? You make my heart race!
30. Why did the Valentine's Day card say "You're the one for me"? Because it was written by a matchmaker!
31. What do you call a Valentine's Day card that's also a puzzle? A heart teaser!
32. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the telescope? You always help me see the stars in your eyes!
33. Why did the Valentine's Day card say "I'm crazy about you"? Because it was written by a shrink!
34. What do you give a cactus on Valentine's Day? A prick of love!
35. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the calculator? You always add up to my heart!
36. Why did the Valentine's Day card say "You're my cup of tea"? Because it was written by a tea lover!
37. What do you call a Valentine's Day card that's also a maze? A path to your heart!
38. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the pencil sharpener? You always make me feel sharp!
39. Why did the Valentine's Day card say "I'm hooked on you"? Because it was written by a fisherman!
40. What do you give a snail on Valentine's Day? A slow and steady love note!
41. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the microphone? You always amplify my love!
42. Why did the Valentine's Day card say "You're my knight in shining armor"? Because it was written by a history buff!
43. What do you call a Valentine's Day card that's also a maze? A puzzle for your heart!
44. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the guitar? You always strum the strings of my heart!
45. Why did the Valentine's Day card say "I'm over the moon for you"? Because it was written by an astronaut!
46. What do you give a potato on Valentine's Day? A heart-shaped potato chip!
47. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the globe? You always help me find my way to your heart!
48. Why did the Valentine's Day card say "You're out of this world"? Because it was written by an alien!
49. What do you call a Valentine's Day card that's also a crossword puzzle? A heart-stopper!
50. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the typewriter? You always type out the words I can't say!