Ready To Roll
I get laid in an alley.
I often end up in the middle of your split.
When you slip your finger inside me, I'm ready to roll.
What am I ?
I often end up in the middle of your split.
When you slip your finger inside me, I'm ready to roll.
What am I ?
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Going To Disneyland
Two blondes were going to Disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left.
Why did the blondes go home?
Why did the blondes go home?
Hint:
Put Them In Me
I am something you can find in your house
That you would use when your clothes are dirty
Before going in a tumble dryer
You would usually first put them in me
I am?
That you would use when your clothes are dirty
Before going in a tumble dryer
You would usually first put them in me
I am?
Hint:
T Shirt And Jeans
When your jeans and T-shirts get dirty
Then you put them in this to get clean
Its filled with water and detergent
Which means that its a...
Then you put them in this to get clean
Its filled with water and detergent
Which means that its a...
Hint:
A Household Appliance Riddle
I get filled with water but Im not a drinking glass
I spin but Im not a propeller
I clean things but Im not a janitor
Im a household appliance but Im not a dishwasher
I have clothes put in me but Im not a closet
What am I?
I spin but Im not a propeller
I clean things but Im not a janitor
Im a household appliance but Im not a dishwasher
I have clothes put in me but Im not a closet
What am I?
Hint:
Two Have Ten
This is what you use to write
But it is not a pen
One of these has five fingers
And two of them have ten
But it is not a pen
One of these has five fingers
And two of them have ten
Hint:
Protecting Our King
Hint:
Protecting His Majesty And Queen
To the left of the clergy of backwards discourse,
And to the right of the fortress sits the knight and his horse,
He's duty bound to protect his majesty and queen,
And though his path is strait he always lands in between.
What is he?
And to the right of the fortress sits the knight and his horse,
He's duty bound to protect his majesty and queen,
And though his path is strait he always lands in between.
What is he?
Hint:
Deer And A Midget Witch Riddle
Hint:
Three Hunters Riddle
Three hunters just finished hunting for the night and went down to a motel. They couldn't afford three separate rooms so they decided to get one room, and split the price. The room costed $30. (It was a run-down motel, but that's not the point.) So, they each paid their $10 and went to their room. The employee running the check-in/ check-out desk realized that she overcharged them, so she sent a bell-boy to return the extra cash. On the way the bell-boy wondered how to equally split the money... he wasnt the smart type so he just slid $2 into his pocket as a tip. That way the hunters would get $1 each. Well... they got their $1 each right? So in the end they all payed $9 each, which makes $27. Plus the $2 in the bell-boy's pocket makes $29...
What happened to the last dollar?
What happened to the last dollar?
Hint:
They didn't really pay $9 each, remember? The bell-boy was too lazy to add up the actual sum that they would pay. They reeeally payed about a $8.66 each. So $8.66 times the three of them equals about $25, plus the $5 in the bell-boys equals $30 Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES NO
YES NO
3 Men Hunting
A girl and a boy were out one night. They were in the woods, and they saw 3 men hunting. Next day the girl and boy were found dead. Why is this?
Hint:
It was Halloween night and they were dressed up as deer. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES NO
YES NO
Getting Ready For Prom
A boy had just got out of the shower and getting ready for his prom, shaved, and with cologne and there was going to be a after party and his mom, and dad said be home for the next sunrise and was home for the next sunrise but with a full grown beard how can this be?
Hint:
Throwing A Basketball Riddle
A man takes a basketball and throws it as hard as he can. There is nothing in front, behind, or on either side of him, and yet, the ball comes back and hits him square in the face. How can this be?
Hint:
Drunk By A Vampire
I'm something that can be pumped
But I am not a tire
I am a body fluid
Thats drunk by a vampire
What could I be?
But I am not a tire
I am a body fluid
Thats drunk by a vampire
What could I be?
Hint:
Protect And Destroy
I am called white. My duty is to protect and destroy. All it takes is a sneeze and I will destroy... at the sign of a cut, I will come to protect. I will fight to my death... no matter how insignificant it may be. I am very helpful yet you can't see me. What am i?
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