A PERSON WAKES UP FROM HIS SLEEP THEN GET SOME CE RIDDLES WITH ANSWERS TO SOLVE - PUZZLES & BRAIN TEASERS

Because he left it off the hook! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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To get the guard to give you a cigarette (and this really is the preferred answer to this question), threaten to kill yourself by smashing your head against the wall of your cell. That gives you leverage with the guard - hed be tied up by doing paperwork about your suicide, so hed miss weekend time with his family (its Friday afternoon, remember?) -- so hell give you a cigarette. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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On the telebone! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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"It is nice to text you." Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Apple Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Long distance! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Blubber gum Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A pair of shoes! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A clock! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The leaf clues for you Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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For holding up the pants Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The North and South Pole Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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When the subject is left speechless. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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School bus Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A chair Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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