I AM LIGHTER THAN AIR BUT A MILLION MEN CANNOT LIFT ME R RIDDLES WITH ANSWERS TO SOLVE - PUZZLES & BRAIN TEASERS

Step 1:
Wiseguy #1 knows he can see two red hats.

Step 2:
Wiseguy #1 thinks, "Hey, if I were wearing a white hat, Wiseguy #2 would see one red hat and one white."

Step 3:
Wiseguy #1 then thinks, "If I were wearing a white hat, and Wiseguy #2 saw one red hat and one white (and if he were wearing a white hat himself), then Wiseguy #3 would have seen two white hats. So, Wiseguy #3 wouldnt have raised his hand to the first question.

Wiseguy #1 thinks, "If that were true, Wiseguy #2 would be sure that he had a red hat. But since Wiseguy #2 was actually unsure about his hat color, it can only mean one thing, my hat is red." Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The wind. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The man is a minister. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Ocean Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The two men were stranded out in the ocean with a third man when they were beginning to stave. When an albatross landed on their life boat and died they finally had food but it was not enough to feed all three of them. They drew straws and the looser was killed and eaten. They mixed up the human meat and the albatross meat so neither person would know what they were eating. After being rescued, the friends went to eat real Albatross and the man who killed himself realized that he was the one that ate his friend. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Because they were all married and not single. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Two of the passengers were siamese twins. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A train Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Wind Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Nowhere, you don't bury survivors. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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On day four, the last two survivours(who are different sexes)found food which will last each of them 4 more years, and on the fifth day, they began reproducing. By the fourth year, ten children have been taught how to raise themselves. The children were thoughtful and put their corpses in the grave. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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They start off as a blow job and end up taking half your house. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Single women come home, see whats in the fridge and go to bed. Married women see whats in the bed and go to the fridge. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A hostage. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Mad Cow Disease was already taken. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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