I'm Not Used To Smile
I;m a unit that measures length
Although Im not a mile
Theres two of me on your body
But Im not used to smile
I am?
Although Im not a mile
Theres two of me on your body
But Im not used to smile
I am?
Hint:
Getting Put Into Shoes
This is a body part
That can be found in twos
It is a type of length
And gets put into shoes
They are?
That can be found in twos
It is a type of length
And gets put into shoes
They are?
Hint:
Helping You Walk Riddle
Your body has two of these
But they cannot give a kiss
You use them to help you walk
And twelve inches make up this
What is this?
But they cannot give a kiss
You use them to help you walk
And twelve inches make up this
What is this?
Hint:
Prints In The Sand
Im something with five digits
But I am not a hand
When you walk along the beach
I leave prints in the sand
What could I be?
But I am not a hand
When you walk along the beach
I leave prints in the sand
What could I be?
Hint:
Part Of Your Body
I can hold things but Im not a bag
Im used to write things down but Im not a pen
I have digits but Im not a cellphone
I have nails but Im not a hook
Im part of your body but Im not a foot
I am a?
Im used to write things down but Im not a pen
I have digits but Im not a cellphone
I have nails but Im not a hook
Im part of your body but Im not a foot
I am a?
Hint:
The End Of Your Arm Riddle
This might be made into a fist
If you are not feeling calm
This is a part of your body
Thats at the end of your arm
What is it?
If you are not feeling calm
This is a part of your body
Thats at the end of your arm
What is it?
Hint:
Known As A Fist
I am a body part
Thats attached to your wrist
When I have been curled up
I am known as a fist
What am I?
Thats attached to your wrist
When I have been curled up
I am known as a fist
What am I?
Hint:
Two On Your Face
This thing has some lashes
But it is not a whip
Its able to be closed
But it is not a zip
Its part of your body
But it is not a hip
There are two on your face
But it is not a lip
What could it be?
But it is not a whip
Its able to be closed
But it is not a zip
Its part of your body
But it is not a hip
There are two on your face
But it is not a lip
What could it be?
Hint:
Giving You Your Sight
Although its not a curtain
This gets closed every night
So that you can go to sleep
Its what gives you your sight
It is...
This gets closed every night
So that you can go to sleep
Its what gives you your sight
It is...
Hint:
True Color Of Red
It is cold and it is hot
it is white and it is dark
it is stone and it is wax
it's true nature is of flesh
and it's color is red
What is it?
it is white and it is dark
it is stone and it is wax
it's true nature is of flesh
and it's color is red
What is it?
Hint:
Using A Contact Lens
These come in different colours
But they are not felt tip pens
To help these things work better
You might use a contact lens
What could I be?
But they are not felt tip pens
To help these things work better
You might use a contact lens
What could I be?
Hint:
Not A Camera Riddle
I have a lid but Im not a can of paint
I have a lens but Im not a camera
Im in a socket but Im not a plug
I have an iris but Im not a bunch of flowers
I have lashes but I dont have a whip
What am I?
I have a lens but Im not a camera
Im in a socket but Im not a plug
I have an iris but Im not a bunch of flowers
I have lashes but I dont have a whip
What am I?
Hint:
What You Use To See
Hint:
Something With A Lid
This is something with a lid
But its not a coffee mug
Its something with a socket
But it doesnt have a plug
What is it?
But its not a coffee mug
Its something with a socket
But it doesnt have a plug
What is it?
Hint:
Covered By A Patch
When getting someones attention
This is what you might try to catch
And if youre a pirate at sea
It might be covered by a patch
What am I?
This is what you might try to catch
And if youre a pirate at sea
It might be covered by a patch
What am I?
Hint:
Post Your Anatomy Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Anatomy Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. What do you call a muscle that can't lift? A flex-offender!
2. Why did the stomach break up with the liver? Because it couldn't stomach his jokes anymore!
3. What do you call a nervous system that's been scared? A frightened-tract!
4. How does a vein stay in shape? By constantly pumping iron!
5. Why did the skeleton break up with the hand? Because it wanted some space!
6. Why do anatomists make terrible drivers? They always forget where the carotid is!
7. How did the heart feel when it got dumped? Ventriculeft-out!
8. What do you call a bone that tells jokes? A humerus!
9. What do you call a bone that's always telling lies? A fib-ula!
10. Why did the neuron go to the spa? It needed to relax its dendrites!
11. What do you call a muscle that works too hard? A tricep-over!
12. How did the skeleton get to the party? It bony-footed it!
13. What do you call a joint that's always happy? Elated!
14. How does a cell phone stay healthy? By taking lots of cellular calls!
15. Why did the brain break up with the thalamus? Because it needed some sensory time!
16. What do you call a tendon that's always late? Tardy-ligament!
17. How did the bone apologize to the muscle? It said, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to rib you the wrong way!"
18. What do you call a bone that's always hitting on women? A femur-flirt!
19. Why did the artery wear a cape? It was a super-vessel!
20. How does the bicep stay smart? By constantly curling up with a good book!
21. What do you call a muscle that's always changing its mind? An indecisive-deltoideus!
22. How does the heart stay healthy? By jogging its memory!
23. What do you call a vein that's always trying to be funny? A comical-vein!
24. Why did the skeleton go to the orthodontist? It needed some toothful-straightening!
25. What do you call a muscle that's always breaking the law? A brachial-bandit!
26. How does a neuron stay relaxed? By going with the dendrites!
27. What do you call a joint that's always angry? Mad-ular!
28. Why did the liver break up with the spleen? Because it needed some space for its own function!
29. What do you call a bone that's always happy? A humorous!
30. How did the muscle apologize to the bone? It said, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get under your skin!"
31. What do you call a blood vessel that's always trying to make a point? A punctuate-artery!
32. Why did the skeleton break up with the foot? It couldn't stand the odor!
33. How does the brain stay in shape? By constantly flexing its neural pathways!
34. What do you call a joint that's always tired? Exhausted!
35. How did the muscle apologize to the tendon? It said, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to flex my strength on you!"
36. What do you call a bone that's always forgetting things? A forgetful-femur!
37. How does the nerve stay cool? By taking deep breaths and counting to synapse!
38. Why did the lung break up with the heart? It needed some space to breathe!
39. What do you call a muscle that's always on fire? A pyro-psoas!
40. What do you call a bone that's always trying to impress? A hipster!
41. How does the stomach stay healthy? By digesting its ego!
42. What do you call a joint that's always telling lies? A fib-u-lar-teller!
43. Why did the brain break up with the cerebellum? It needed some balance in its life!
44. What do you call a muscle that's always late? A tard-ius!
45. How does the pancreas stay calm? By taking deep breaths and counting to insulin!
46. What do you call a bone that's always putting on airs? A humerus-elitist!
47. Why did the muscle break up with the bone? It needed some flexibility in its life!
48. What do you call a joint that's always telling jokes? A humorous-joint!
49. How does the liver stay smart? By taking notes and always being hepatic!
50. Why did the skeleton break up with the skull? It needed some space to grow!
1. What do you call a muscle that can't lift? A flex-offender!
2. Why did the stomach break up with the liver? Because it couldn't stomach his jokes anymore!
3. What do you call a nervous system that's been scared? A frightened-tract!
4. How does a vein stay in shape? By constantly pumping iron!
5. Why did the skeleton break up with the hand? Because it wanted some space!
6. Why do anatomists make terrible drivers? They always forget where the carotid is!
7. How did the heart feel when it got dumped? Ventriculeft-out!
8. What do you call a bone that tells jokes? A humerus!
9. What do you call a bone that's always telling lies? A fib-ula!
10. Why did the neuron go to the spa? It needed to relax its dendrites!
11. What do you call a muscle that works too hard? A tricep-over!
12. How did the skeleton get to the party? It bony-footed it!
13. What do you call a joint that's always happy? Elated!
14. How does a cell phone stay healthy? By taking lots of cellular calls!
15. Why did the brain break up with the thalamus? Because it needed some sensory time!
16. What do you call a tendon that's always late? Tardy-ligament!
17. How did the bone apologize to the muscle? It said, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to rib you the wrong way!"
18. What do you call a bone that's always hitting on women? A femur-flirt!
19. Why did the artery wear a cape? It was a super-vessel!
20. How does the bicep stay smart? By constantly curling up with a good book!
21. What do you call a muscle that's always changing its mind? An indecisive-deltoideus!
22. How does the heart stay healthy? By jogging its memory!
23. What do you call a vein that's always trying to be funny? A comical-vein!
24. Why did the skeleton go to the orthodontist? It needed some toothful-straightening!
25. What do you call a muscle that's always breaking the law? A brachial-bandit!
26. How does a neuron stay relaxed? By going with the dendrites!
27. What do you call a joint that's always angry? Mad-ular!
28. Why did the liver break up with the spleen? Because it needed some space for its own function!
29. What do you call a bone that's always happy? A humorous!
30. How did the muscle apologize to the bone? It said, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get under your skin!"
31. What do you call a blood vessel that's always trying to make a point? A punctuate-artery!
32. Why did the skeleton break up with the foot? It couldn't stand the odor!
33. How does the brain stay in shape? By constantly flexing its neural pathways!
34. What do you call a joint that's always tired? Exhausted!
35. How did the muscle apologize to the tendon? It said, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to flex my strength on you!"
36. What do you call a bone that's always forgetting things? A forgetful-femur!
37. How does the nerve stay cool? By taking deep breaths and counting to synapse!
38. Why did the lung break up with the heart? It needed some space to breathe!
39. What do you call a muscle that's always on fire? A pyro-psoas!
40. What do you call a bone that's always trying to impress? A hipster!
41. How does the stomach stay healthy? By digesting its ego!
42. What do you call a joint that's always telling lies? A fib-u-lar-teller!
43. Why did the brain break up with the cerebellum? It needed some balance in its life!
44. What do you call a muscle that's always late? A tard-ius!
45. How does the pancreas stay calm? By taking deep breaths and counting to insulin!
46. What do you call a bone that's always putting on airs? A humerus-elitist!
47. Why did the muscle break up with the bone? It needed some flexibility in its life!
48. What do you call a joint that's always telling jokes? A humorous-joint!
49. How does the liver stay smart? By taking notes and always being hepatic!
50. Why did the skeleton break up with the skull? It needed some space to grow!