Pumping Blood Riddle
You need to use your brain
If you want to be smart
If you want your blood pumped
You need to use your _ _ _ _ _
Body parts remaining: 6
If you want to be smart
If you want your blood pumped
You need to use your _ _ _ _ _
Body parts remaining: 6
Hint:
Not In Your Tummy
Hint:
The Shape Of Love Riddle
Hint:
Keeps Your Blood Flowing Riddle
This part of your body
Helps keep your blood flowing
Its used as a symbol
To say you love something
What is it?
Helps keep your blood flowing
Its used as a symbol
To say you love something
What is it?
Hint:
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1. What do you call a muscle that can't lift? A flex-offender!
2. Why did the stomach break up with the liver? Because it couldn't stomach his jokes anymore!
3. What do you call a nervous system that's been scared? A frightened-tract!
4. How does a vein stay in shape? By constantly pumping iron!
5. Why did the skeleton break up with the hand? Because it wanted some space!
6. Why do anatomists make terrible drivers? They always forget where the carotid is!
7. How did the heart feel when it got dumped? Ventriculeft-out!
8. What do you call a bone that tells jokes? A humerus!
9. What do you call a bone that's always telling lies? A fib-ula!
10. Why did the neuron go to the spa? It needed to relax its dendrites!
11. What do you call a muscle that works too hard? A tricep-over!
12. How did the skeleton get to the party? It bony-footed it!
13. What do you call a joint that's always happy? Elated!
14. How does a cell phone stay healthy? By taking lots of cellular calls!
15. Why did the brain break up with the thalamus? Because it needed some sensory time!
16. What do you call a tendon that's always late? Tardy-ligament!
17. How did the bone apologize to the muscle? It said, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to rib you the wrong way!"
18. What do you call a bone that's always hitting on women? A femur-flirt!
19. Why did the artery wear a cape? It was a super-vessel!
20. How does the bicep stay smart? By constantly curling up with a good book!
21. What do you call a muscle that's always changing its mind? An indecisive-deltoideus!
22. How does the heart stay healthy? By jogging its memory!
23. What do you call a vein that's always trying to be funny? A comical-vein!
24. Why did the skeleton go to the orthodontist? It needed some toothful-straightening!
25. What do you call a muscle that's always breaking the law? A brachial-bandit!
26. How does a neuron stay relaxed? By going with the dendrites!
27. What do you call a joint that's always angry? Mad-ular!
28. Why did the liver break up with the spleen? Because it needed some space for its own function!
29. What do you call a bone that's always happy? A humorous!
30. How did the muscle apologize to the bone? It said, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get under your skin!"
31. What do you call a blood vessel that's always trying to make a point? A punctuate-artery!
32. Why did the skeleton break up with the foot? It couldn't stand the odor!
33. How does the brain stay in shape? By constantly flexing its neural pathways!
34. What do you call a joint that's always tired? Exhausted!
35. How did the muscle apologize to the tendon? It said, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to flex my strength on you!"
36. What do you call a bone that's always forgetting things? A forgetful-femur!
37. How does the nerve stay cool? By taking deep breaths and counting to synapse!
38. Why did the lung break up with the heart? It needed some space to breathe!
39. What do you call a muscle that's always on fire? A pyro-psoas!
40. What do you call a bone that's always trying to impress? A hipster!
41. How does the stomach stay healthy? By digesting its ego!
42. What do you call a joint that's always telling lies? A fib-u-lar-teller!
43. Why did the brain break up with the cerebellum? It needed some balance in its life!
44. What do you call a muscle that's always late? A tard-ius!
45. How does the pancreas stay calm? By taking deep breaths and counting to insulin!
46. What do you call a bone that's always putting on airs? A humerus-elitist!
47. Why did the muscle break up with the bone? It needed some flexibility in its life!
48. What do you call a joint that's always telling jokes? A humorous-joint!
49. How does the liver stay smart? By taking notes and always being hepatic!
50. Why did the skeleton break up with the skull? It needed some space to grow!
1. What do you call a muscle that can't lift? A flex-offender!
2. Why did the stomach break up with the liver? Because it couldn't stomach his jokes anymore!
3. What do you call a nervous system that's been scared? A frightened-tract!
4. How does a vein stay in shape? By constantly pumping iron!
5. Why did the skeleton break up with the hand? Because it wanted some space!
6. Why do anatomists make terrible drivers? They always forget where the carotid is!
7. How did the heart feel when it got dumped? Ventriculeft-out!
8. What do you call a bone that tells jokes? A humerus!
9. What do you call a bone that's always telling lies? A fib-ula!
10. Why did the neuron go to the spa? It needed to relax its dendrites!
11. What do you call a muscle that works too hard? A tricep-over!
12. How did the skeleton get to the party? It bony-footed it!
13. What do you call a joint that's always happy? Elated!
14. How does a cell phone stay healthy? By taking lots of cellular calls!
15. Why did the brain break up with the thalamus? Because it needed some sensory time!
16. What do you call a tendon that's always late? Tardy-ligament!
17. How did the bone apologize to the muscle? It said, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to rib you the wrong way!"
18. What do you call a bone that's always hitting on women? A femur-flirt!
19. Why did the artery wear a cape? It was a super-vessel!
20. How does the bicep stay smart? By constantly curling up with a good book!
21. What do you call a muscle that's always changing its mind? An indecisive-deltoideus!
22. How does the heart stay healthy? By jogging its memory!
23. What do you call a vein that's always trying to be funny? A comical-vein!
24. Why did the skeleton go to the orthodontist? It needed some toothful-straightening!
25. What do you call a muscle that's always breaking the law? A brachial-bandit!
26. How does a neuron stay relaxed? By going with the dendrites!
27. What do you call a joint that's always angry? Mad-ular!
28. Why did the liver break up with the spleen? Because it needed some space for its own function!
29. What do you call a bone that's always happy? A humorous!
30. How did the muscle apologize to the bone? It said, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get under your skin!"
31. What do you call a blood vessel that's always trying to make a point? A punctuate-artery!
32. Why did the skeleton break up with the foot? It couldn't stand the odor!
33. How does the brain stay in shape? By constantly flexing its neural pathways!
34. What do you call a joint that's always tired? Exhausted!
35. How did the muscle apologize to the tendon? It said, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to flex my strength on you!"
36. What do you call a bone that's always forgetting things? A forgetful-femur!
37. How does the nerve stay cool? By taking deep breaths and counting to synapse!
38. Why did the lung break up with the heart? It needed some space to breathe!
39. What do you call a muscle that's always on fire? A pyro-psoas!
40. What do you call a bone that's always trying to impress? A hipster!
41. How does the stomach stay healthy? By digesting its ego!
42. What do you call a joint that's always telling lies? A fib-u-lar-teller!
43. Why did the brain break up with the cerebellum? It needed some balance in its life!
44. What do you call a muscle that's always late? A tard-ius!
45. How does the pancreas stay calm? By taking deep breaths and counting to insulin!
46. What do you call a bone that's always putting on airs? A humerus-elitist!
47. Why did the muscle break up with the bone? It needed some flexibility in its life!
48. What do you call a joint that's always telling jokes? A humorous-joint!
49. How does the liver stay smart? By taking notes and always being hepatic!
50. Why did the skeleton break up with the skull? It needed some space to grow!