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1. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
2. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
3. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
4. Why don't sharks live in the jungle? Because they can't climb trees.
5. What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.
6. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
7. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
8. Why did the chicken cross the road twice? To get to the other side, and then to prove he wasn't a chicken.
9. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.
10. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
11. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
12. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
13. Why don't ghosts use elevators? Because they lift their spirits naturally.
14. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
15. Why don't bicycles ever get anywhere? Because they're always two-tired.
16. How do you know if a joke is a dad joke? It becomes apparent.
17. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybe.
18. What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday? "Aye, matey!"
19. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
20. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
21. Why do vampires always seem sick? They're always coffin.
22. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it.
23. Why don't mermaids wear clothes? They don't want to be tide down.
24. What do you get when you cross a fish and a soldier? A fish and chips.
25. How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
26. Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field.
27. How does a rabbi make coffee? Hebrews it.
28. What do you call a camel that's been in a car accident? A camel-toe.
29. Why did the lion break up with his girlfriend? She was a cheetah.
30. How does Moses prepare his tea? Hebrews it.
31. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a bulldog? Frostbite.
32. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
33. How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall.
34. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybe.
35. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
36. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
37. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
38. How do you make a tissue dance? You boogey it down.
39. Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with.
40. Have you heard about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu, you just get what you deserve.
41. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crummy.
42. Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn't get a date.
43. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
44. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a baker? Frosting.
45. Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? It's two-tired.
46. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
47. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
48. What's a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it's R, but it's actually the C.
49. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a hen? Frosty the Eggman.
50. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
1. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
2. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
3. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
4. Why don't sharks live in the jungle? Because they can't climb trees.
5. What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.
6. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
7. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
8. Why did the chicken cross the road twice? To get to the other side, and then to prove he wasn't a chicken.
9. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.
10. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
11. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
12. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
13. Why don't ghosts use elevators? Because they lift their spirits naturally.
14. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
15. Why don't bicycles ever get anywhere? Because they're always two-tired.
16. How do you know if a joke is a dad joke? It becomes apparent.
17. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybe.
18. What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday? "Aye, matey!"
19. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
20. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
21. Why do vampires always seem sick? They're always coffin.
22. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it.
23. Why don't mermaids wear clothes? They don't want to be tide down.
24. What do you get when you cross a fish and a soldier? A fish and chips.
25. How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
26. Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field.
27. How does a rabbi make coffee? Hebrews it.
28. What do you call a camel that's been in a car accident? A camel-toe.
29. Why did the lion break up with his girlfriend? She was a cheetah.
30. How does Moses prepare his tea? Hebrews it.
31. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a bulldog? Frostbite.
32. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
33. How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall.
34. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybe.
35. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
36. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
37. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
38. How do you make a tissue dance? You boogey it down.
39. Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with.
40. Have you heard about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu, you just get what you deserve.
41. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crummy.
42. Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn't get a date.
43. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
44. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a baker? Frosting.
45. Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? It's two-tired.
46. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
47. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
48. What's a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it's R, but it's actually the C.
49. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a hen? Frosty the Eggman.
50. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.