BAT RIDDLES

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1. Why did the bat miss the ball? Because he thought it was a flying insect!



2. What do you call a bat that loves cake? A Bat-tery.



3. Why couldn't the bat go to sleep? Because he was afraid of the bat-minton.



4. Why did the vampire bat get invited to the party? Because he had a good bite.



5. What kind of music do bats love? Fly-acoustic.



6. How do you know if a bat is having a bad day? It keeps going Batty.



7. Why did the bat go to the doctor? Because he had bat breath.



8. What is a bat's favorite sport? Cricket, of course!



9. What do you call a bat that works at a restaurant? A Waitbat.



10. What is a bat's favorite candy? A Nestly Bat.



11. How do you know if a bat is lying? Its nose is growing.



12. What do you call a bat that loves a good joke? A Bat-humor.



13. Why did the bat cross the road? To get to the bat cave on the other side.



14. How do you make a bat smile? Tell it a funny joke!



15. What do you call a bat that's always losing its keys? A Bat-misplaced.



16. How do you attract a vampire bat? Wear a blood-red shirt!



17. What is a bat's favorite fruit? A Bat-berry.



18. What do you call a bat with no friends? A Little Bat-loner.



19. Why did the bat go to jail? For bat-tery.



20. What is a bat's favorite kind of pie? Mince Bat.



21. How do you know if a bat is watching you? You can feel its Bat-tennas on your skin.



22. What do you call a bat that’s filling out forms? A Bat-ledge.



23. How do you know if a bat is a drunk? It only comes out at night.



24. Why do bats never get lost? They always use their Bat-sense!



25. What do you call a bat that knows all the best places to hang out? A Bat-tour guide.



26. How did the bat get a job in the city? By using its Bat-itude.



27. Why did the bat feel sick? He had Too-Batty sushi.



28. What do you call a bat who is having a bad hair day? Bat-bed head.



29. What do you call a bat who loves to dance? A Bat-tle Dance.



30. Why did the bat go to the zoo? To visit its cousin, the Koala-Bat.



31. What did the bat say to the cat? You scratch my back, I'll bite yours!



32. Why did the bat become a doctor? For the Bat-ter good.



33. What did the bat say to his children before bedtime? Time to hit the hay, little bats!



34. How do you make a bat happy? Give it a Bat-mitzvah.



35. What do you call a bat with no wings? A Bat-surd.



36. Why did the bat join the circus? To do trapeze work in the Bat-tent.



37. What do you call a bat that's always eating junk food? A Bat-snacker.



38. How do you know if a bat is successful? He's Bat-tling his way to the top.



39. What do you call a bat that only works on weekends? A Bat-tender.



40. Why did the bat become a cook? For Bat-ter or for worse.



41. What do you call a bat that's always in trouble? A Bat-dude.



42. How do you know if a bat is a vegetarian? It never eats anything with Bat-tery in it.



43. What do you call a bat that's always moaning? A Bat whiner.



44. Why did the bat join the army? To show its Bat-icity.



45. How do you know if a bat is happy? He's Bat-smiling.



46. What do you call a bat that loves to travel? A Bat-world traveler.



47. How did the bat rise to fame? By Bat-ting it out of the park.



48. What do you call a bat that's always hanging around? A Bat-est friend.



49. How do you know if a bat is feeling sick? It's Bat-tering with a fever.



50. Why did the bat become a detective? To Bat-solve crimes!