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Pete And Repeat

Hint:
Repeat...Pete and repeat went fishing. Pete fell of the boat. Who was left? (keeps continuing because you are saying repeat)
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Blossoming Ship Riddle

Hint:
Mayflower
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99 Penguins In A Boat

Hint:
66 because turn 99 topside down what number it makes? 66
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The Pilgrims Aboard This Ship Riddle

Hint:
The Mayflower
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The Boat Animal Riddle

Hint:
A GIRRAFT.
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The Sinking Pirate Ship Riddle

Hint:
It came back with a skeleton crew!
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A Wheel But No Car Riddle

Hint:
Boat
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Leaving A Port Riddle

Hint:
A boat
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Ocean Shopping Riddle

Hint:
On a sailboat (sale boat).
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The Missing Captain Riddle

Hint:
Friendship
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Letters In A Lightning Storm

Hint:
The cabin was on a ship!
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The Boating Accident Riddle

Hint:
The nite (knight)
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Coffee On The Titanic

Hint:
Sanka
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Soldiers Across A River

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First the boys cross the river and 1 boy comes back and gets a soldier and keeps going back until all the soldiers have made it across safely.
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Ferry Boat Riddle

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Because it works both ways.
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1. What do you call a boat that's afraid of the water? A ferry nervous.

2. Why did the boat go to the doctor? It had a sickle.

3. How do you know if a boat has a bad sense of direction? It goes against the tide.

4. What do you call a boat with a secret identity? A cloaked vessel.

5. Why did the boat get mad at the harbor master? Because he was always being docked points.

6. How does a boat stay fit? It exercises its oar-some muscles.

7. What do you call a boat that can't stay afloat? A sunk cost.

8. Why did the boat take up gardening? It wanted to plant-sea.

9. How does a boat show its love? With hug floats.

10. What did the boat say to the shore? Long tide, no sea.

11. Why did the boat park in the shade? To keep its deck cool.

12. How do boats stay connected? They keep a-float in touch.

13. Why did the boat captain get in trouble with his crew? He couldn't sea straight.

14. What did the boat say when it met the dock? Waverly place this is.

15. How does a boat get in shape? By doing hull-aerobics.

16. Why did the boat miss the party? It got anchored up in traffic.

17. What do boats do when they're bored? They go for a sail.

18. How does the boat keep its carpet clean? With a vaccum-sea-ler.

19. Why did the boat start lifting weights? To build portholes.

20. What did the boat say to its navigator? Longitude time no sea.

21. How does a boat make coffee? With its sea-presso machine.

22. Why did the boat captain take a nap? He was feeling a little tide.

23. What do you call a boat that loves to cook? A sauté boat.

24. Why did the boat get hired by the circus? It could walk the plank without falling in.

25. How does a boat decide where to go on vacation? It uses its sea-tinerary.

26. What do you call a boat that's really good at playing music? A notesea.

27. Why did the boat go on a diet? To shed some anchor-carbs.

28. How do you know if a boat is telling the truth? You can sea if it's honest.

29. What did the boat say when it bumped into another boat? Sea you later.

30. How does a boat keep its flowers healthy? With enough sea-diment.

31. What do you call a boat that's always causing trouble? A sea-badger.

32. Why did the boat become a teacher? It wanted to teach people how to navigate the seven seas.

33. How does a boat throw a party? It invites all its boat friends to a sail-abration.

34. What do you call a boat with bad manners? A row-dy vessel.

35. Why did the boat become a weatherman? It liked to forecast its own waves.

36. How does a boat get rid of its rust? By using a sea-rub brush.

37. What do you call a boat with a lot of energy? An en-sea-astic vessel.

38. Why did the boat go on a cruise? It wanted to let its hair down and relax.

39. How does a boat keep its cargo safe? By using its sea-locks.

40. What did the boat say to the buoy? Sea you around.

41. How does a boat keep itself warm in the winter? By drinking hot co-coa.

42. Why did the boat become a musician? It wanted to join a sea-netic band.

43. What do you call a boat with a lot of attitude? A saucy vessel.

44. Why did the boat become a highway patrolman? It liked to keep the sea-roads safe.

45. What do you call a boat that's always happy? A sea-dog.

46. How does a boat make a pizza? With its sea-sors.

47. Why did the boat become a magician? It liked to make things disappear over the horizon.

48. What do you call a boat that's really good at math? An arithme-tug.

49. Why did the boat captain need a new hat? His old one was anchor-ing him down.

50. How does a boat keep its engine running smoothly? It gets regular sea-tune ups.
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