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A Sick Boat Riddle

Hint:
To the dock!
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A Goat, A Wolf, And A Head Of Cabbage

Hint:
First, he takes over the goat. Then, he takes over the cabbage, but takes the goat back. Then, he takes over the wolf. Finally, he takes over the goat again.
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4th Of July Riddle

Hint:
She went over on the date of the 4th of july and came home on the boat called the 4th of july.
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Fox And Goose Riddle

Hint:
Take the goose over first and come back. Then take the fox over and bring the goose back. Now take the corn over and come back alone to get the goose. Take the goose over and the job is done!
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Backwards Scuba Divers Riddle

Hint:
Because if they fell forward, they'd fall into the Boat!
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A House With A Post On Top

Hint:
A boat.
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High Tide Boat Riddle

Hint:
None. The boat is floating on the water, so as the tide rises, so does the ladder.
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Lakes And Boats Riddle

Hint:
When the boats meet for the first time, they have sailed a combined distance that is equal to one length of the lake. When they meet the second time, they have sailed 3 lengths. The elapsed time and the distance for each is three times.

When they meet for the second time, the boat M has sailed 500 x 3 = 1500 yards. Now, this is 300 yards longer than the length of the lake, it must be 1200 yards wide.

The ration between the speed of boat M and boat N is equal to the ratio of the distance that they have sailed before they meet the first time.
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Ten Men On A Boat

Hint:
Because they were all married and not single.
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Elements On A Boat Riddle

Hint:
The iron brick will make the water level higher.

Explanation:
But on the contrary, in actual terms, none of them will help in rising the water. They will actually drop the water level. This is because, they have a large effect on the water level while in the boat but when they are dropped into the water. They will drop the water level. Iron brick being the lighter one will drop the water level less because it will have less effect on the water from the boat but will displace the equal amount of water as the gold when it is dropped into the water. Thus it can be said that it will make the water level higher.
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Twinkle And Rinki Cross A River

Hint:
Twinkle and Rinki start on opposite sides of the river
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Red Ship Blue Ship Riddle

Hint:
The crew was marooned!
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1. What do you call a boat that's afraid of the water? A ferry nervous.

2. Why did the boat go to the doctor? It had a sickle.

3. How do you know if a boat has a bad sense of direction? It goes against the tide.

4. What do you call a boat with a secret identity? A cloaked vessel.

5. Why did the boat get mad at the harbor master? Because he was always being docked points.

6. How does a boat stay fit? It exercises its oar-some muscles.

7. What do you call a boat that can't stay afloat? A sunk cost.

8. Why did the boat take up gardening? It wanted to plant-sea.

9. How does a boat show its love? With hug floats.

10. What did the boat say to the shore? Long tide, no sea.

11. Why did the boat park in the shade? To keep its deck cool.

12. How do boats stay connected? They keep a-float in touch.

13. Why did the boat captain get in trouble with his crew? He couldn't sea straight.

14. What did the boat say when it met the dock? Waverly place this is.

15. How does a boat get in shape? By doing hull-aerobics.

16. Why did the boat miss the party? It got anchored up in traffic.

17. What do boats do when they're bored? They go for a sail.

18. How does the boat keep its carpet clean? With a vaccum-sea-ler.

19. Why did the boat start lifting weights? To build portholes.

20. What did the boat say to its navigator? Longitude time no sea.

21. How does a boat make coffee? With its sea-presso machine.

22. Why did the boat captain take a nap? He was feeling a little tide.

23. What do you call a boat that loves to cook? A sauté boat.

24. Why did the boat get hired by the circus? It could walk the plank without falling in.

25. How does a boat decide where to go on vacation? It uses its sea-tinerary.

26. What do you call a boat that's really good at playing music? A notesea.

27. Why did the boat go on a diet? To shed some anchor-carbs.

28. How do you know if a boat is telling the truth? You can sea if it's honest.

29. What did the boat say when it bumped into another boat? Sea you later.

30. How does a boat keep its flowers healthy? With enough sea-diment.

31. What do you call a boat that's always causing trouble? A sea-badger.

32. Why did the boat become a teacher? It wanted to teach people how to navigate the seven seas.

33. How does a boat throw a party? It invites all its boat friends to a sail-abration.

34. What do you call a boat with bad manners? A row-dy vessel.

35. Why did the boat become a weatherman? It liked to forecast its own waves.

36. How does a boat get rid of its rust? By using a sea-rub brush.

37. What do you call a boat with a lot of energy? An en-sea-astic vessel.

38. Why did the boat go on a cruise? It wanted to let its hair down and relax.

39. How does a boat keep its cargo safe? By using its sea-locks.

40. What did the boat say to the buoy? Sea you around.

41. How does a boat keep itself warm in the winter? By drinking hot co-coa.

42. Why did the boat become a musician? It wanted to join a sea-netic band.

43. What do you call a boat with a lot of attitude? A saucy vessel.

44. Why did the boat become a highway patrolman? It liked to keep the sea-roads safe.

45. What do you call a boat that's always happy? A sea-dog.

46. How does a boat make a pizza? With its sea-sors.

47. Why did the boat become a magician? It liked to make things disappear over the horizon.

48. What do you call a boat that's really good at math? An arithme-tug.

49. Why did the boat captain need a new hat? His old one was anchor-ing him down.

50. How does a boat keep its engine running smoothly? It gets regular sea-tune ups.