The Automobile Accident Riddle
A man and his son were in an automobile accident. The man died on the way to the hospital, but the boy was rushed into surgery. The emergency room surgeon said "I can't operate, that's my son!" How is this possible?
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A Time To Travel Riddle
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Burning Tires Riddle
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Running Behind A Car Riddle
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Running In Traffic Riddle
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Car Breaks Riddle
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Used Cars Riddle
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Aging Tires Riddle
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Two Door Coops Riddle
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Because if they had four doors, they'd be chicken sedans. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Debbie Driver Riddle
Debbie starts driving her dragster from rest and constantly accelerates to 60 mph in 10 seconds. How far does she travel in those 10 seconds?
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4 Wheels And Flies Riddle
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Hitchhiking Frog Riddle
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Living In Your Car Riddle
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The Heist Riddle
Dwayne Johnson was running away with the loot from a heist in his car along with Vin Diesel. One tire was punctured and he dropped down to replace it. While changing the wheel, he dropped the four nuts that were holding the wheel and they fell into a drain. Vin Diesel gave him an idea using which they were able to drive till the rendezvous point.
What was the idea ?
What was the idea ?
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Vin Diesel told him to use one nut from each of the other wheels. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Calling A Cab Riddle
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1. What did the car salesman say to the customer who didn't want to buy a convertible? "Don't be such a hard top."
2. Why did the car break up with his girlfriend? She kept taking him for granite.
3. What do you call a car that's been in an accident? A crashtrophen.
4. Why do bicycles fall over? Because they're two-tired.
5. What do you call a car that's lost its wheels and its muffler? Exhausted.
6. Why did the chicken cross the road in a sports car? He wanted to feel the wind under his wings.
7. What's the difference between a car and a giraffe? One has four legs and a horn, the other has four wheels and a horn.
8. Why did the car run out of gas? It didn't want to stop at a filling station and be seen in public.
9. Why did the car get a ticket? It was parked in a forbidden zone, it was fendered and offended.
10. What do you call a car that's been on a long trip? A road warrior.
11. What do you call a car that's always happy? A pickup truck.
12. Why did the car go to the doctor? It had a lumpy engine.
13. What did the car say when it went over a speed bump? "That's a speed break-up."
14. Why do cars have brakes? So they can stop and smell the roses.
15. What do you call a car that doesn't like to go fast? A slow-mobile.
16. Why was the tire embarrassed? Because it let its air down.
17. What do you call a car that's been stolen? A car-ma.
18. Why did the car refuse to start? It was fuelish.
19. How does a car relax after a long day? It puts on its parking brake.
20. Why did the car get a flat tire? It was tired of the road.
21. Why do cars have mirrors? So they can reflect on their lives.
22. What do you call a car that's been driving too much? A wheely.
23. Why did the car go to the gym? To get toned engines.
24. What do you call a car that's always in a hurry? A racecar-oon.
25. Why did the car go to college? To learn how to drive better.
26. What do you call a car that's been driving in the rain? A drizzle-mobile.
27. Why did the car fail its driving test? It couldn't keep its head-lights straight.
28. What do you call a car that always fights? Dodge-a-crow.
29. Why did the car say to the mechanic? Fix me before I blow my gasket.
30. What do you call a Honda Civic that's always happy? A Civic-nic.
31. How does a car make a phone call? It gives a honk signal.
32. Why did the car go to the supermarket? To shop for spare parts.
33. What do you get when you cross a car and a lawn mower? A low-rider.
34. Why did the car need glasses? It was losing focus.
35. What do you call a car that's been abandoned? A road orphan.
36. What do you call a car that's been modified? A tricked-out-mobile.
37. Why did the car break up with its tires? They rubbed it the wrong way.
38. What do you call a car that's been retired? A roadster-ment.
39. How does a car stay cool in the summer? It rolls down its windows.
40. What do you call a car that's always going to the beach? A sand-dune-buggy.
41. Why did the car need a massage? It had tension in its belts.
42. What do you call a car that's been driving in a desert? A sunburnt truck.
43. How does a car feel after a spa day? Polished.
44. What do you call a car that's always hungry? Carburetor.
45. Why did the car get a new horn? Its old one was out of tone.
46. What do you call a car that's been in the rain too long? A soggy-mobile.
47. Why did the car refuse a tune-up? It thought it already had a catchy melody.
48. What do you call a car that's been driving in a forest? A woodland cruiser.
49. Why did the car sign up for karaoke? It loved to sing its engine revving.
50. How does a smart car keep its data secure? It puts it in the trunk (boot).
1. What did the car salesman say to the customer who didn't want to buy a convertible? "Don't be such a hard top."
2. Why did the car break up with his girlfriend? She kept taking him for granite.
3. What do you call a car that's been in an accident? A crashtrophen.
4. Why do bicycles fall over? Because they're two-tired.
5. What do you call a car that's lost its wheels and its muffler? Exhausted.
6. Why did the chicken cross the road in a sports car? He wanted to feel the wind under his wings.
7. What's the difference between a car and a giraffe? One has four legs and a horn, the other has four wheels and a horn.
8. Why did the car run out of gas? It didn't want to stop at a filling station and be seen in public.
9. Why did the car get a ticket? It was parked in a forbidden zone, it was fendered and offended.
10. What do you call a car that's been on a long trip? A road warrior.
11. What do you call a car that's always happy? A pickup truck.
12. Why did the car go to the doctor? It had a lumpy engine.
13. What did the car say when it went over a speed bump? "That's a speed break-up."
14. Why do cars have brakes? So they can stop and smell the roses.
15. What do you call a car that doesn't like to go fast? A slow-mobile.
16. Why was the tire embarrassed? Because it let its air down.
17. What do you call a car that's been stolen? A car-ma.
18. Why did the car refuse to start? It was fuelish.
19. How does a car relax after a long day? It puts on its parking brake.
20. Why did the car get a flat tire? It was tired of the road.
21. Why do cars have mirrors? So they can reflect on their lives.
22. What do you call a car that's been driving too much? A wheely.
23. Why did the car go to the gym? To get toned engines.
24. What do you call a car that's always in a hurry? A racecar-oon.
25. Why did the car go to college? To learn how to drive better.
26. What do you call a car that's been driving in the rain? A drizzle-mobile.
27. Why did the car fail its driving test? It couldn't keep its head-lights straight.
28. What do you call a car that always fights? Dodge-a-crow.
29. Why did the car say to the mechanic? Fix me before I blow my gasket.
30. What do you call a Honda Civic that's always happy? A Civic-nic.
31. How does a car make a phone call? It gives a honk signal.
32. Why did the car go to the supermarket? To shop for spare parts.
33. What do you get when you cross a car and a lawn mower? A low-rider.
34. Why did the car need glasses? It was losing focus.
35. What do you call a car that's been abandoned? A road orphan.
36. What do you call a car that's been modified? A tricked-out-mobile.
37. Why did the car break up with its tires? They rubbed it the wrong way.
38. What do you call a car that's been retired? A roadster-ment.
39. How does a car stay cool in the summer? It rolls down its windows.
40. What do you call a car that's always going to the beach? A sand-dune-buggy.
41. Why did the car need a massage? It had tension in its belts.
42. What do you call a car that's been driving in a desert? A sunburnt truck.
43. How does a car feel after a spa day? Polished.
44. What do you call a car that's always hungry? Carburetor.
45. Why did the car get a new horn? Its old one was out of tone.
46. What do you call a car that's been in the rain too long? A soggy-mobile.
47. Why did the car refuse a tune-up? It thought it already had a catchy melody.
48. What do you call a car that's been driving in a forest? A woodland cruiser.
49. Why did the car sign up for karaoke? It loved to sing its engine revving.
50. How does a smart car keep its data secure? It puts it in the trunk (boot).