CHOCOLATE RIDDLES

What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?

Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?

What do you call a womanising chocolate?

What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?

What do cannibals eat for dessert?

What kind of candy is never on time?

A shop sells 1 chocolate at $1. You can exchange 3 wrappers for 1 chocolate. If you have $15, how many chocolates can you get?

My main colors are brown, black and white. I may come in a bar or a chunk or a piece. I could have pictures on me but not with crayon or marker. What do you think I am?

Why is the sheep's favorite type of chocolate?

What kind of bars won't keep a prisoner in jail?

I am the most popular sweet treat given on Valentine's Day. What am I?

We have it at Christmas, but mostly at Easter, Finding this treat couldn't be easier!

It sometimes comes as a slab
And sometimes comes as a chip
And sometimes it is a bar
Or fondue in which to dip.

What could it be?

I'm sometimes dark but I'm not a room with curtains
I sometimes contain peanut butter but I'm not a sandwich
I'm sometimes melted but I'm not an ice cube
I'm sometimes in cookies but I'm not a raisin
I'm sometimes a bar but I'm not made of metal
I'm sometimes a chip but I'm not made of potato

What am I?

There's white and milk and dark
These three types you might eat
As a type of candy
It really can't be beat.

What is it?

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1. What do you call a chocolate thief? The sweet-tooth bandit!

2. Why did the chocolate go to the doctor? Because it was feeling cocoa-ly!

3. What do you get when you cross a chocolate bar and a lion? A choco-lion!

4. How does a chocolate bar stay in shape? It exercises every day and does cocoa-yoga!

5. Why did the chocolate cross the road? To get to the fudge side!

6. How do you know if a chocolate bar is sleeping? It has chocolate drool!

7. What do you call a chocolate bar that can play an instrument? A chocolatier!

8. Why is chocolate so good at math? Because it knows how to divide and cocoa-nquer!

9. What do you get when you cross a chocolate bar and a ghost? A choc-spook-tacular!

10. What do you call a chocolate bar’s favorite TV show? The chocolate-binge-watch!

11. Why did the chocolate go to space? To see the Milky Way!

12. What do you get when you cross a chocolate bar and a snake? A choco-cobra!

13. How does a chocolate bar apologize? By saying, "I'm sorry for chocolate-ing you!"

14. Why did the chocolate get a ticket? Because it parked in a Choco-lot!

15. What do you call a chocolate bar that solves mysteries? A chocola-detective!

16. Why did the chocolate bar break up with the cookie? It just wasn't a sweet match!

17. How do you know if a chocolate bar is in love? It says, "You're the one that I want to melt for!"

18. What do you call a chocolate bar’s favorite workout? The choco-lift!

19. Why did the chocolate bar join a gang? Because it had a need for cocoa-belonging!

20. How does a chocolate bar say goodbye? By saying, "I hope to see you later, alliga-cocoa!"

21. Why did the chocolate bar go to the dentist? To prevent cocoa-cavities!

22. What do you call a chocolate bar that's also a superhero? The choco-crusader!

23. How does a chocolate bar stay warm? It wears a cocoa-wool sweater!

24. Why did the chocolate bar go to the beach? To get a tan-coa!

25. What do you call a chocolate bar that’s always happy? A choco-delight!

26. How do you know if a chocolate bar is feeling shy? It’s hiding behind the cocoa-beans!

27. Why did the chocolate bar call a repairman? Because it had a cocoa-leak!

28. What do you call a chocolate bar with a large vocabulary? A choco-lexicon!

29. Why did the chocolate bar feel lonely? Because it was a single bar!

30. How does a chocolate bar stay organized? It uses a cocoa-planner!

31. What do you call a chocolate bar's best friend? Its choco-mate!

32. Why did the chocolate bar go to art school? To become a cocoa-nisseur!

33. How does a chocolate bar say "I love you"? With a chocolate-kiss!

34. What do you call a chocolate bar that's also a musician? A choco-orchestra!

35. Why did the chocolate bar want to be a comedian? To make people cocoa-crack up!

36. How does a chocolate bar feel during a thunderstorm? Melted but cocoa-fortable!

37. What do you call a chocolate bar dressed up in formal wear? A choco-gentleman!

38. Why did the chocolate bar go on a diet? To cocoa-control its cravings!

39. How does a chocolate bar feel after a workout? Cocoa-pumped!

40. What do you call a chocolate bar that's also a magician? A choco-illusionist!

41. Why did the chocolate bar join the circus? To become a cocoa-funambulist!

42. How does a chocolate bar feel on a hot day? Melted but cocoa-chill!

43. What do you call a chocolate bar that's also a writer? A choco-literate!

44. Why did the chocolate bar get a job at the bank? To cocoa-serve the customers!

45. How does a chocolate bar say "Congratulations"? With a chocolate-mousse!

46. What do you call a chocolate bar that’s also a scientist? A choco-researcher!

47. Why did the chocolate bar go on a trip? To cocoa-explore new places!

48. How does a chocolate bar feel after a long day of work? Melted but cocoa-satisfied!

49. What do you call a chocolate bar that's also a singer? A choco-tune!

50. Why did the chocolate bar cross the road twice? To cocoa-get to the other side!