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12 Clowns Riddle
On my way to the fair, I met a group. The group consisted of 12 clowns. Each clown had 30 cats, each cat had 20 hats, each hat had 41 rats, each rat had 4 mice, and each mice had 79 lice. How many of us were going to the fair?
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1. Why did the clown's car break down? Because it ran out of giggles.
2. How did the clown not fall off his unicycle? He had good balance of humor.
3. Why do clowns like to eat popcorn at the circus? It's a good kernel of comedy.
4. What did the clown say when he lost his watch at the circus? "Time to clown around!"
5. Why did the clown like to perform in the dark? So he could be the spotlight.
6. How did the clown win the high dive contest at the circus? He had great clownfidence.
7. Why did the clown refuse to wear a suit to the circus? It was too clownstricting.
8. How did the clown get in shape for his circus act? He did a lot of juggling-weights.
9. Why did the clown quit his job as a gymnast? He couldn't do flips-flop.
10. What did the clown say when he saw the tightrope at the circus? "That looks like a balancing act!"
11. Why did the clown bring a ladder to the circus? He wanted to climb the laff-ter.
12. How did the clown get his makeup off after the circus? He used clown-a-way wipes.
13. Why did the clown go to the doctor? He had a case of the giggles.
14. What did the clown say to the tightrope when it asked to hang out? "I have high hopes for our friendship!"
15. How did the clown make his audiences laugh so much? He had jokes up his sleeve.
16. Why did the clown have a tough time lifting weights? He was a little clown on strength.
17. How did the clown stay cool under pressure at the circus? He had a lot of clownfidence and kept his cool with his water-flower.
18. What did the clown eat for breakfast at the circus? A bowl of silly-O's.
19. Why did the clown refuse to perform with lions at the circus? He was a scaredy-clown.
20. How did the clown make sure he was the center of attention at the circus? He had a magnetic personality.
21. Why did the clown decorate his tent at the circus with balloons? He wanted to have a balloon-tastic time!
22. How did the clown prepare for his circus act with the elephants? He did a lot of trunk work.
23. What did the clown say when he ran into his old circus friend? "Long time, no circus!"
24. Why did the clown refuse to ride the Ferris wheel? He was afraid of heights and didn't want to be a joke up high.
25. How did the clown keep his magic tricks a secret at the circus? He had clown-jestion.
26. Why did the clown wear a vest to the circus? So he could have a pocket full of laughs.
27. How did the clown win the pie-eating contest at the circus? He had a good silliness-of-taste.
28. What did the clown say when his wig fell off during his circus act? "There goes my hair-arius!"
29. Why did the clown refuse to work at the haunted circus? He was afraid of boos or ghosts.
30. How did the clown celebrate after his successful circus performance? By juggling a good bottle of bubbly.
31. What did the clown say when he saw the elephants at the circus? "Looks like we have a herd of laughs!"
32. Why did the clown love performing for kids? They were his biggest fans of goofs.
33. How did the clown prepare for his circus performance as a tightrope walker? He had to keep his feet clown-nected to the rope.
34. Why did the clown refuse to work at the circus as the lion tamer? He would get all roar-ed up.
35. How did the clown make sure he was always on time for his circus act? He had clockwise-practical joke in his pocket.
36. What did the clown say when he won the jackpot at the circus? "I'm on cloud laugh-teen!"
37. Why did the clown love hanging out with the acrobats at the circus? They were a fun-flip company.
38. How did the clown stay entertained backstage at the circus? He had a lot of clown-ping pong balls.
39. What did the clown say when he won the raffle at the circus? "I'm a grand prize giggler!"
40. Why did the clown refuse to perform with the clowns at the haunted circus? He didn't want to be undead an audience in the aisle.
41. How did the clown win the crowd over at the circus? He had a lot of clown-troll over them.
42. Why did the clown refuse to walk the tightrope without a safety net at the circus? He didn't want to be the punch-line if he fell.
43. How did the clown prepare for his circus performance as the juggler? Practicing a lot of circus-oses.
44. Why did the clown love performing for adults? They always had a good sense of humor.
45. How did the clown celebrate after his circus performance with the elephants? By having a peanut butter and jelly laughwich.
46. What did the clown say when he accidentally sprayed his audience with his water-flower at the circus? "Laughter is the best medicine for getting wet."
47. Why did the clown refuse to perform with the fire-eater at the circus? He didn't want to be the one to put out the fire.
48. How did the clown prepare for his circus act as the human cannonball? He learned to be quick on the uptake in case he need to clown-dodge.
49. Why did the clown decorate his clown car with funny bumper stickers at the circus? Because he liked humor in the rear window.
50. What did the clown say to the ringmaster when he was asked to perform at the circus? "I'm already clown in for an amazing time!"
1. Why did the clown's car break down? Because it ran out of giggles.
2. How did the clown not fall off his unicycle? He had good balance of humor.
3. Why do clowns like to eat popcorn at the circus? It's a good kernel of comedy.
4. What did the clown say when he lost his watch at the circus? "Time to clown around!"
5. Why did the clown like to perform in the dark? So he could be the spotlight.
6. How did the clown win the high dive contest at the circus? He had great clownfidence.
7. Why did the clown refuse to wear a suit to the circus? It was too clownstricting.
8. How did the clown get in shape for his circus act? He did a lot of juggling-weights.
9. Why did the clown quit his job as a gymnast? He couldn't do flips-flop.
10. What did the clown say when he saw the tightrope at the circus? "That looks like a balancing act!"
11. Why did the clown bring a ladder to the circus? He wanted to climb the laff-ter.
12. How did the clown get his makeup off after the circus? He used clown-a-way wipes.
13. Why did the clown go to the doctor? He had a case of the giggles.
14. What did the clown say to the tightrope when it asked to hang out? "I have high hopes for our friendship!"
15. How did the clown make his audiences laugh so much? He had jokes up his sleeve.
16. Why did the clown have a tough time lifting weights? He was a little clown on strength.
17. How did the clown stay cool under pressure at the circus? He had a lot of clownfidence and kept his cool with his water-flower.
18. What did the clown eat for breakfast at the circus? A bowl of silly-O's.
19. Why did the clown refuse to perform with lions at the circus? He was a scaredy-clown.
20. How did the clown make sure he was the center of attention at the circus? He had a magnetic personality.
21. Why did the clown decorate his tent at the circus with balloons? He wanted to have a balloon-tastic time!
22. How did the clown prepare for his circus act with the elephants? He did a lot of trunk work.
23. What did the clown say when he ran into his old circus friend? "Long time, no circus!"
24. Why did the clown refuse to ride the Ferris wheel? He was afraid of heights and didn't want to be a joke up high.
25. How did the clown keep his magic tricks a secret at the circus? He had clown-jestion.
26. Why did the clown wear a vest to the circus? So he could have a pocket full of laughs.
27. How did the clown win the pie-eating contest at the circus? He had a good silliness-of-taste.
28. What did the clown say when his wig fell off during his circus act? "There goes my hair-arius!"
29. Why did the clown refuse to work at the haunted circus? He was afraid of boos or ghosts.
30. How did the clown celebrate after his successful circus performance? By juggling a good bottle of bubbly.
31. What did the clown say when he saw the elephants at the circus? "Looks like we have a herd of laughs!"
32. Why did the clown love performing for kids? They were his biggest fans of goofs.
33. How did the clown prepare for his circus performance as a tightrope walker? He had to keep his feet clown-nected to the rope.
34. Why did the clown refuse to work at the circus as the lion tamer? He would get all roar-ed up.
35. How did the clown make sure he was always on time for his circus act? He had clockwise-practical joke in his pocket.
36. What did the clown say when he won the jackpot at the circus? "I'm on cloud laugh-teen!"
37. Why did the clown love hanging out with the acrobats at the circus? They were a fun-flip company.
38. How did the clown stay entertained backstage at the circus? He had a lot of clown-ping pong balls.
39. What did the clown say when he won the raffle at the circus? "I'm a grand prize giggler!"
40. Why did the clown refuse to perform with the clowns at the haunted circus? He didn't want to be undead an audience in the aisle.
41. How did the clown win the crowd over at the circus? He had a lot of clown-troll over them.
42. Why did the clown refuse to walk the tightrope without a safety net at the circus? He didn't want to be the punch-line if he fell.
43. How did the clown prepare for his circus performance as the juggler? Practicing a lot of circus-oses.
44. Why did the clown love performing for adults? They always had a good sense of humor.
45. How did the clown celebrate after his circus performance with the elephants? By having a peanut butter and jelly laughwich.
46. What did the clown say when he accidentally sprayed his audience with his water-flower at the circus? "Laughter is the best medicine for getting wet."
47. Why did the clown refuse to perform with the fire-eater at the circus? He didn't want to be the one to put out the fire.
48. How did the clown prepare for his circus act as the human cannonball? He learned to be quick on the uptake in case he need to clown-dodge.
49. Why did the clown decorate his clown car with funny bumper stickers at the circus? Because he liked humor in the rear window.
50. What did the clown say to the ringmaster when he was asked to perform at the circus? "I'm already clown in for an amazing time!"