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Riddles and Answers © 2023
I Reply When You Call Riddle
I reply when you call but if you want me to talk I say nothing at all. How do I have a conversation?
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Making Calls With Skeletons
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Phoning A Clown Riddle
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Liar On The Phone Riddle
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Dial 666
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Missed Phone Call Riddle
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Girls And Cell Phones Riddle
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Skeleton Communication Riddle
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Broken Pirate Phone Riddle
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Answer Me Riddle
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Mummy's Phone Riddle
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Parents Hate It Riddle
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Needing An Answer Riddle
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Anonymous Phone Call Riddle
Acting on an anonymous phone call, the police raid a house to arrest a suspected murderer. They dont know what he looks like but they know his name is John and that he is inside the house. The police bust in on a carpenter, a lorry driver, a mechanic and a fireman playing cards. Without hesitation or communication of any kind, they immediately arrest the fireman. How do they know theyve got their man?
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The fireman is the only man in the room. The rest of them are women. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Phone Book Riddle
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Post Your Telephone Riddle Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Telephone Riddle of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. Why did the telephone break up with the calculator? Because it couldn't handle its complex digits.
2. Why did the telephone wear a turtleneck? To cover up its cords.
3. Why did the telephone study Buddhism? To learn how to dial with no attachments.
4. Why did the telephone sing only in the shower? Because it didn't want to be overheard.
5. Why did the telephone go to the gym? To tone its buttons.
6. Why did the telephone drop out of college? It couldn't make the call.
7. Why did the telephone become a gardener? To hear the dial tone.
8. Why did the telephone take up painting? To dial with a brush.
9. Why did the telephone join the circus? To perform an amazing cordless act.
10. Why did the telephone go to the dentist? To improve its call quality.
11. Why did the telephone go to the barbershop? To get a new ringtone.
12. Why did the telephone need glasses? To see the call coming.
13. Why did the telephone watch the game show? To learn how to make a long distance call.
14. Why did the telephone go on a diet? To lose the connection.
15. Why did the telephone go to the movie theater? To watch "The Ring."
16. Why did the telephone never get into music? It couldn't handle the speakers.
17. Why did the telephone hate the spooky house? It couldn't take the phantom rings.
18. Why did the telephone get embarrassed easily? Because it always got a wrong number.
19. Why did the telephone get excited when it was about to ring? Because it got a buzz.
20. Why did the telephone dress up for Halloween? To make prank calls.
21. Why did the telephone take up dancing? To make a call with some rhythm.
22. Why did the telephone get into knitting? It wanted to hear the click of the needles.
23. Why did the telephone always peek through the blinds? To check if it had missed any calls.
24. Why did the telephone go to the prom? To find its cord-mate.
25. Why did the telephone join the Mafia? To make connections.
26. Why did the telephone become a chef? To dial up some spice.
27. Why did the telephone become a detective? To solve the mystery of the night calls.
28. Why did the telephone go to the doctor? To check its receiver.
29. Why did the telephone go on a trip? To find its lost tele-friends.
30. Why did the telephone go to space? To make intergalactic calls.
31. Why did the telephone go to the beach? To catch some waves.
32. Why did the telephone start a fitness regimen? It wanted to tone its ear muscles.
33. Why did the telephone join the army? To make a call of duty.
34. Why did the telephone get a makeover? It wanted to make a new impression.
35. Why did the telephone take up boxing? To punch up its calls.
36. Why did the telephone go bungee jumping? To experience the ultimate call drop.
37. Why did the telephone go to therapy? To work out its call issues.
38. Why did the telephone become a farmer? To call out and pitch some hay.
39. Why did the telephone go to the tailor? To make a suit that fit its personality.
40. Why did the telephone become a lifeguard? To make emergency calls.
41. Why did the telephone become an astronaut? To make calls that are out of this world.
42. Why did the telephone become a comedian? To get laughs and make calls at the same time.
43. Why did the telephone hire a personal trainer? To get in shape for calling.
44. Why did the telephone take up singing lessons? To dial with pitch perfect accuracy.
45. Why did the telephone go to an art museum? To get inspired for its ringtones.
46. Why did the telephone go back to school? It felt that it had missed some calling.
47. Why did the telephone go to a spa? To get a ringside seat.
48. Why did the telephone go to the cinema? To get immersed in the call theater.
49. Why did the telephone become a makeup artist? To ensure its calls were beauty-calls.
50. Why did the telephone become an activist? To fight for the rights of ring tones.
1. Why did the telephone break up with the calculator? Because it couldn't handle its complex digits.
2. Why did the telephone wear a turtleneck? To cover up its cords.
3. Why did the telephone study Buddhism? To learn how to dial with no attachments.
4. Why did the telephone sing only in the shower? Because it didn't want to be overheard.
5. Why did the telephone go to the gym? To tone its buttons.
6. Why did the telephone drop out of college? It couldn't make the call.
7. Why did the telephone become a gardener? To hear the dial tone.
8. Why did the telephone take up painting? To dial with a brush.
9. Why did the telephone join the circus? To perform an amazing cordless act.
10. Why did the telephone go to the dentist? To improve its call quality.
11. Why did the telephone go to the barbershop? To get a new ringtone.
12. Why did the telephone need glasses? To see the call coming.
13. Why did the telephone watch the game show? To learn how to make a long distance call.
14. Why did the telephone go on a diet? To lose the connection.
15. Why did the telephone go to the movie theater? To watch "The Ring."
16. Why did the telephone never get into music? It couldn't handle the speakers.
17. Why did the telephone hate the spooky house? It couldn't take the phantom rings.
18. Why did the telephone get embarrassed easily? Because it always got a wrong number.
19. Why did the telephone get excited when it was about to ring? Because it got a buzz.
20. Why did the telephone dress up for Halloween? To make prank calls.
21. Why did the telephone take up dancing? To make a call with some rhythm.
22. Why did the telephone get into knitting? It wanted to hear the click of the needles.
23. Why did the telephone always peek through the blinds? To check if it had missed any calls.
24. Why did the telephone go to the prom? To find its cord-mate.
25. Why did the telephone join the Mafia? To make connections.
26. Why did the telephone become a chef? To dial up some spice.
27. Why did the telephone become a detective? To solve the mystery of the night calls.
28. Why did the telephone go to the doctor? To check its receiver.
29. Why did the telephone go on a trip? To find its lost tele-friends.
30. Why did the telephone go to space? To make intergalactic calls.
31. Why did the telephone go to the beach? To catch some waves.
32. Why did the telephone start a fitness regimen? It wanted to tone its ear muscles.
33. Why did the telephone join the army? To make a call of duty.
34. Why did the telephone get a makeover? It wanted to make a new impression.
35. Why did the telephone take up boxing? To punch up its calls.
36. Why did the telephone go bungee jumping? To experience the ultimate call drop.
37. Why did the telephone go to therapy? To work out its call issues.
38. Why did the telephone become a farmer? To call out and pitch some hay.
39. Why did the telephone go to the tailor? To make a suit that fit its personality.
40. Why did the telephone become a lifeguard? To make emergency calls.
41. Why did the telephone become an astronaut? To make calls that are out of this world.
42. Why did the telephone become a comedian? To get laughs and make calls at the same time.
43. Why did the telephone hire a personal trainer? To get in shape for calling.
44. Why did the telephone take up singing lessons? To dial with pitch perfect accuracy.
45. Why did the telephone go to an art museum? To get inspired for its ringtones.
46. Why did the telephone go back to school? It felt that it had missed some calling.
47. Why did the telephone go to a spa? To get a ringside seat.
48. Why did the telephone go to the cinema? To get immersed in the call theater.
49. Why did the telephone become a makeup artist? To ensure its calls were beauty-calls.
50. Why did the telephone become an activist? To fight for the rights of ring tones.