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Escape Plan Riddle
Hint: The answer involves word play.
You look in the mirror and see what you saw. You take the saw and cut it in half. Two halves make a whole. Put the hole on the wall and climb out. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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How Old Is She?
I asked a woman how old she was, she smiled and said cryptically: "The day before yesterday I was 22, but next year I'll be 25." What is her birthday and when was the date of our conversation?
Hint:
We conversed on January 1 and her birthday is on December 31. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The Truth In A Lie Riddle
Hint:
A lie, because the statement itself says that everything told will be a lie. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A Man And Not A Man Riddle
There is a story that a man and not a man
Saw and did not see a bird and not a bird
Perched on a branch and not a branch
And hit him and did not hit him with a rock and not a rock.
How is this possible?
Saw and did not see a bird and not a bird
Perched on a branch and not a branch
And hit him and did not hit him with a rock and not a rock.
How is this possible?
Hint:
A eunuch who did not see well saw a bat perched on a reed and threw a pumice stone at him which missed. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Accused Of Confusion Riddle
I make you frown and scratch your head, to find my solution will leave you mumbling. Many love me, many hate me and my nature's humbling. Fabled creatures sometimes use me, of confusion some accuse me. What am I?
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Word Admonition Riddle
Hint:
'This too shall pass.' If a happy person is told, This too shall pass it will make them sad. But to a person on hard times, hearing, This too shall pass will cheer them up. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Unexpected Visitors Riddle
Its 3am, the doorbell rings and you wake up. Unexpected visitors! Its your parents and they are here for breakfast. You have strawberry jam, honey, wine, bread and cheese. What is the first thing you open?
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The Fitness Center Riddle
Two pro athletes decided to work out. At 6:00 pm, the athletes began the workout at their fitness center. One ran 10 miles at 10 miles per hour, and one cycled 6 miles at 6 miles per hour. Then they both ran at 2.5 miles an hour for 15 minutes. The athletes never took any breaks, and they started at the same time and place. How is it possible that they ended at the same place?
Hint:
They were at the fitness center the whole time. They ran and cycled on exercise equipment. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Always Right Riddle
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You're Fired Riddle
A man is leaving on a business trip and stops by his office on the way to the airport. The night watchman stops him and says, Sir, dont take that flight. I had a dream last night that your plane would crash and everyone would die! The business man cancels his trip and sure enough, the plane crashes, killing all the passengers. The man gives his watchman a $10,000 reward for saving his life, then fires him. Why?
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Two Presidents Riddle
The 22nd and 24th Presidents had the same biological mother and father, but weren't brothers. They were both male, and were never female. Neither were adopted or "switched at birth". How is this possible?
Hint:
They were the same person. The 22nd President was Grover Cleveland. After his first term, Benjamin Harrison was voted into office. Once Harrison was voted out of office, Cleveland was voted back in, becoming the 23rd President. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Six Foot Fishing Pole Riddle
A boy goes and buys a fishing pole that is 6 3 long. As he goes to get on the bus, the bus driver tells him that he cant take anything on the bus longer than 6. The boy goes back to town, buys one more thing, and the bus driver allows him on the bus. What did he buy and what did he do with it?
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Farmer Joe's Container Riddle
Farmer Joe was cleaning out his big old dusty farm shed. He dragged out an old water container which was full of old dirty water and it weighed 5 kilograms. Joe put something in the container and then it weighed less. What did he put in the container?
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Like An Indian Riddle
What has two legs like an Indian, two eyes like an Indian, two hands like an Indian, looks just like an Indian but is not an Indian?
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Five Potatoes Riddle
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1. I asked my friend what she was doing with all those spices, and she said she was playing a game of "seasons greetings."
2. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
3. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crummy.
4. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
5. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
6. What sound do porcupines make when they hug? Ouch!
7. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
8. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
9. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who’s swimming in a pool? Bob.
10. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
11. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
12. What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One you see later, and one you see in a while.
13. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
14. Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.
15. Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
16. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
17. Why did the tomato turn green? Because it saw the salad dressing close.
18. Why are ghosts so bad at lying? Because they’re transparent.
19. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side.
20. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
21. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
22. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
23. What do you call a bee that lives in America? USB.
24. What do you call a monkey in a suit? An ape-ril fool.
25. What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
26. How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience.
27. Did you hear about the restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu, you get what you deserve.
28. Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
29. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
30. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
31. Why don’t sharks live on land? They can’t handle the current events.
32. How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it.
33. Why don’t dinosaurs drive cars? Because they’re extinct.
34. What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador.
35. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
36. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a cow? Frostbite.
37. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
38. Why did the tomato turn yellow? Because it saw the school bus.
39. Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
40. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
41. Why did the pony get a ticket? He was a little horse.
42. Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.
43. What do you call two guys hanging on a window? Kurt and Rod.
44. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.
45. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
46. Why did the banana go to the dentist? It had a peel-ing.
47. What happens when a frog’s car breaks down? He gets a jump.
48. Why did the tomato turn purple? Because it was grape-ing for attention.
49. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a polar bear? Frostbite.
50. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
1. I asked my friend what she was doing with all those spices, and she said she was playing a game of "seasons greetings."
2. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
3. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crummy.
4. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
5. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
6. What sound do porcupines make when they hug? Ouch!
7. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
8. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
9. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who’s swimming in a pool? Bob.
10. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
11. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
12. What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One you see later, and one you see in a while.
13. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
14. Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.
15. Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
16. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
17. Why did the tomato turn green? Because it saw the salad dressing close.
18. Why are ghosts so bad at lying? Because they’re transparent.
19. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side.
20. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
21. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
22. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
23. What do you call a bee that lives in America? USB.
24. What do you call a monkey in a suit? An ape-ril fool.
25. What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
26. How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience.
27. Did you hear about the restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu, you get what you deserve.
28. Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
29. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
30. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
31. Why don’t sharks live on land? They can’t handle the current events.
32. How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it.
33. Why don’t dinosaurs drive cars? Because they’re extinct.
34. What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador.
35. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
36. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a cow? Frostbite.
37. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
38. Why did the tomato turn yellow? Because it saw the school bus.
39. Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
40. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
41. Why did the pony get a ticket? He was a little horse.
42. Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.
43. What do you call two guys hanging on a window? Kurt and Rod.
44. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.
45. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
46. Why did the banana go to the dentist? It had a peel-ing.
47. What happens when a frog’s car breaks down? He gets a jump.
48. Why did the tomato turn purple? Because it was grape-ing for attention.
49. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a polar bear? Frostbite.
50. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.