Adorable Angles Riddle
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Breaking The Ice Riddle
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Talking To Tonsils Riddle
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Paddington And Fozzie Riddle
What is this type of toy?
Theres the well-known Paddington
And in The Muppets theres Fozzie
They are fun to cuddle, keep you safe and warm
A best friend for life in stuffed form.
Theres the well-known Paddington
And in The Muppets theres Fozzie
They are fun to cuddle, keep you safe and warm
A best friend for life in stuffed form.
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The Cutest Season Riddle
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One Autumn Leaf
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The Square Root Riddle
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Easter Bunny Love Riddle
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A Man Needs A Map Riddle
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Daddy Chimney Riddle
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The Chocolate Syrup Riddle
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Pencil And Paper Riddle
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A Birds Valentine
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BBQ Love Riddle
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Diaper Duty Riddle
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1. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
3. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
4. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
5. Why is a computer cold?
Because it left its Windows open.
6. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
7. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumbly.
8. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
9. How does a duck buy lipstick?
She puts it on her bill.
10. Why did the frog call his insurance company?
He had a jump in his car.
11. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbite.
12. Why do we tell actors to "break a leg?"
Because every play has a cast.
13. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
14. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
15. What do computers snack on?
Microchips.
16. What did the leather jacket say to the nylon jacket?
You’re tearing me apart!
17. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn’t peeling well.
18. What do you call a cow that can play an instrument?
A moo-sician.
19. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?
A moo-sical band.
20. Why don’t zombies ever win races?
They are always dead last.
21. Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
22. What do you call a hippie’s wife?
Mississippi.
23. Why did the cookie file for bankruptcy?
It was broke.
24. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
25. What do you call a fish that wears a suit?
A tuna fish.
26. What do you call a snake that works for the government?
A civil serpent.
27. Why did the tomato turn green?
Because it was green with envy.
28. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
Because he had no body to go with him.
29. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
30. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
31. Why did the belt get arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
32. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
33. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
34. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback.
35. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
A maybee.
36. Why did the broom go to the doctor?
Because it swept off its feet.
37. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
38. Why did the dog sit on the stove?
Because he wanted to become a hot dog.
39. What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs?
A condescending con descending.
40. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
41. What do you call cheese that is not yours?
Nacho cheese.
42. Why did the telephone go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling disconnected.
43. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a cow?
An ice cream cone.
44. Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
45. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a wolf?
Frostbite.
46. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and asks, "Why the long face?"
47. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
48. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
49. Why did the frog call his insurance company?
He had a jump in his car.
50. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
1. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
3. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
4. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
5. Why is a computer cold?
Because it left its Windows open.
6. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
7. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumbly.
8. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
9. How does a duck buy lipstick?
She puts it on her bill.
10. Why did the frog call his insurance company?
He had a jump in his car.
11. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbite.
12. Why do we tell actors to "break a leg?"
Because every play has a cast.
13. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
14. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
15. What do computers snack on?
Microchips.
16. What did the leather jacket say to the nylon jacket?
You’re tearing me apart!
17. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn’t peeling well.
18. What do you call a cow that can play an instrument?
A moo-sician.
19. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?
A moo-sical band.
20. Why don’t zombies ever win races?
They are always dead last.
21. Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
22. What do you call a hippie’s wife?
Mississippi.
23. Why did the cookie file for bankruptcy?
It was broke.
24. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
25. What do you call a fish that wears a suit?
A tuna fish.
26. What do you call a snake that works for the government?
A civil serpent.
27. Why did the tomato turn green?
Because it was green with envy.
28. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
Because he had no body to go with him.
29. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
30. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
31. Why did the belt get arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
32. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
33. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
34. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback.
35. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
A maybee.
36. Why did the broom go to the doctor?
Because it swept off its feet.
37. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
38. Why did the dog sit on the stove?
Because he wanted to become a hot dog.
39. What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs?
A condescending con descending.
40. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
41. What do you call cheese that is not yours?
Nacho cheese.
42. Why did the telephone go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling disconnected.
43. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a cow?
An ice cream cone.
44. Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
45. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a wolf?
Frostbite.
46. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and asks, "Why the long face?"
47. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
48. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
49. Why did the frog call his insurance company?
He had a jump in his car.
50. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.