Pig At The Hospital Riddle
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Spider Doctor Riddle
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Owl Doctor Riddle
An owl son and a owl father were flying and they got hit by a car. The son and the father went to the owls padil. They went into different rooms. The doctor said "I can't work on this boy owl, he's my son."Who was the owl doctor?
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A Fishy Surgeon Riddle
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The Ice Cream Parlor Riddle
Two women and two doctors walk into an ice cream parlor. They each order an ice cream cone. When their ice creams come, there is only 1 strawberry,1 chocolate and 1 vanilla.
How come they didn't complain?
How come they didn't complain?
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Paintbrush Doctor Riddle
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The Perfect Pill Riddle
The world is facing a serious viral infection. The government of various countries have issued every citizen two bottles. You as well have been given the same. Now one pill from each bottle is to be taken every day for a month to become immune to the virus. The problem is that if you take just one, or if you take two from the same bottle, you will die a painful death.
While using it, you hurriedly open the bottles and pour the tablets in your hand. Three tablets come down in your hand and you realize they look exactly the same and have same characteristics. You cant throw away the pill as they are limited and you cant put them back or you may put it wrong and may die someday.
How will you ensure that you are taking the right pill?
While using it, you hurriedly open the bottles and pour the tablets in your hand. Three tablets come down in your hand and you realize they look exactly the same and have same characteristics. You cant throw away the pill as they are limited and you cant put them back or you may put it wrong and may die someday.
How will you ensure that you are taking the right pill?
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You must put labels on the tablets as A and B before using. In that case, if you pour tablets together, you will get 3A, 2A 1B, 1A 2B or 3B. If they are from the same bottles you can take one from another bottle and save the remaining two for another day. If you get two from same and one from other, you can draw one from another bottle and you will have two pairs of which you can eat one and save the other. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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3 Pills Riddle
If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it take before all the pills had been taken?
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1 hour! Take the 1st pill right away, half an hour later take the 2nd and half an hour after that the 3rd. Total time spent: 1 hour! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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He Is My Son Riddle
A patient is rushed into the emergency ward of the National Hospital after a horrific road crash, and is in urgent need of an operation to save his life. The surgeon on duty walks into the room and says "Oh my god! I can't operate on this boy. He is my SON!" but the surgeon was not the boy's father. How could this be?
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A Trip To The Doctor Riddle
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Who Was The Doctor Riddle
A doctor and a boy were fishing. The boy was the doctors son, but the doctor was not the boys father. Who was the doctor?
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Dr. Otto's Project
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Sick Tee Pee's Riddle
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The Sick Vampire Riddle
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Bus Driver And A Cold Riddle
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1. Why did the doctor go broke? Because he lost his patients.
2. Why was the doctor always calm? Because he had a lot of patients.
3. What do you call a doctor who fixes websites? A URLgenius.
4. Why did the doctor open a pizza shop? Because he wanted to give people a slice of life.
5. What did the doctor say to the sick computer? CTRL + ALT + DEL.
6. Why did the doctor always carry a red pen? Because he was good at writing prescriptions.
7. How does a doctor make a train better? By giving it a dose of locomotivatamin.
8. Why did the doctor join the comedy club? Because laughter is the best medicine.
9. How did the doctor get sick on vacation? He caught a tropical virus.
10. Why did the doctor refuse to wear a mask? Because he thought it was a surgical fashion statement.
11. How does a chef become a doctor? By perfecting their signature dish-based medicine.
12. What do you call a doctor who specializes in noses? A smellologist.
13. Why did the doctor start a band? To help their patients tune out their illnesses.
14. How does a doctor make an astronaut feel better? By prescribing some rocket fuel.
15. Why did the doctor become a gardener? To help their patients grow healthy.
16. What do doctors study at school? Chemistry and physiology, but also youtubology.
17. Why did the doctor want to join the circus? He thought it would be a good way to practice medicine without borders.
18. What do you call a doctor who can fix any appliance? A cure-all fixologist.
19. What do you call a doctor who specializes in dental care? A tooth wizard.
20. How did the doctor get promoted? He always had a healthy appetite for success.
21. Why did the doctor switch to a plant-based diet? He wanted his patience to grow stronger and last longer.
22. What do you call a bad doctor? A patient's worst nightmirror.
23. How does a doctor make a pirate feel better? By giving them a dose of arrrr-nti-inflammatory medication.
24. Why did the doctor go on a diet? To get more proteins.
25. How does a doctor fix a broken heart? By prescribing some cardiac arrest.
26. What do you call a doctor who is always on the move? A Mobile Practitioner.
27. Why did the doctor take the train to work? Because he wanted to work through his list of locomotive patients.
28. How do you know if a doctor is a liar? Their pants are on fire.
29. Why did the doctor start traveling the world? To explore new symptoms and treatments.
30. How does a doctor cure a fever? By prescribing some chill-out therapy.
31. What do you call a doctor who only works on Sundays? A weekend healer.
32. Why did the doctor become a tennis player? He wanted to ace his medical exams.
33. How does a doctor heal a sick clock? By giving it some secondhands treatment.
34. What do you call a doctor with a pet snake? A reptilologist.
35. Why did the doctor become a magician? To spread some spell healing.
36. How does a doctor help a hiker who got lost in the woods? By giving them some compass-ionate care.
37. What do you call a doctor who is also a musician? An instrument healer.
38. Why did the doctor become a firefighter? To put out his patients' flames.
39. How does a doctor treat a computer virus? By prescribing some cyber-flu medication.
40. What do you call a doctor who can treat any disease? A cure-ologist.
41. Why did the doctor become a detective? To solve his patient's cases.
42. How does a doctor heal a broken car? By fixing its engine and giving it some oil change.
43. What do you call a doctor who only works at night? A night healer.
44. Why did the doctor become a pilot? To soar over his patients needs.
45. How does a doctor help a marathon runner? By prescribing some energy-boosting tips.
46. What do you call a doctor who only works in the winter? A snow medicine man.
47. Why did the doctor become a photographer? To capture his patients in their best angles.
48. How does a doctor cure a broken computer? By giving it a dose of keyboardine.
49. What do you call a doctor who only works on Halloween? The creep-ologist.
50. Why did the doctor meet up with his patients at the art museum? To give them some perspective.
1. Why did the doctor go broke? Because he lost his patients.
2. Why was the doctor always calm? Because he had a lot of patients.
3. What do you call a doctor who fixes websites? A URLgenius.
4. Why did the doctor open a pizza shop? Because he wanted to give people a slice of life.
5. What did the doctor say to the sick computer? CTRL + ALT + DEL.
6. Why did the doctor always carry a red pen? Because he was good at writing prescriptions.
7. How does a doctor make a train better? By giving it a dose of locomotivatamin.
8. Why did the doctor join the comedy club? Because laughter is the best medicine.
9. How did the doctor get sick on vacation? He caught a tropical virus.
10. Why did the doctor refuse to wear a mask? Because he thought it was a surgical fashion statement.
11. How does a chef become a doctor? By perfecting their signature dish-based medicine.
12. What do you call a doctor who specializes in noses? A smellologist.
13. Why did the doctor start a band? To help their patients tune out their illnesses.
14. How does a doctor make an astronaut feel better? By prescribing some rocket fuel.
15. Why did the doctor become a gardener? To help their patients grow healthy.
16. What do doctors study at school? Chemistry and physiology, but also youtubology.
17. Why did the doctor want to join the circus? He thought it would be a good way to practice medicine without borders.
18. What do you call a doctor who can fix any appliance? A cure-all fixologist.
19. What do you call a doctor who specializes in dental care? A tooth wizard.
20. How did the doctor get promoted? He always had a healthy appetite for success.
21. Why did the doctor switch to a plant-based diet? He wanted his patience to grow stronger and last longer.
22. What do you call a bad doctor? A patient's worst nightmirror.
23. How does a doctor make a pirate feel better? By giving them a dose of arrrr-nti-inflammatory medication.
24. Why did the doctor go on a diet? To get more proteins.
25. How does a doctor fix a broken heart? By prescribing some cardiac arrest.
26. What do you call a doctor who is always on the move? A Mobile Practitioner.
27. Why did the doctor take the train to work? Because he wanted to work through his list of locomotive patients.
28. How do you know if a doctor is a liar? Their pants are on fire.
29. Why did the doctor start traveling the world? To explore new symptoms and treatments.
30. How does a doctor cure a fever? By prescribing some chill-out therapy.
31. What do you call a doctor who only works on Sundays? A weekend healer.
32. Why did the doctor become a tennis player? He wanted to ace his medical exams.
33. How does a doctor heal a sick clock? By giving it some secondhands treatment.
34. What do you call a doctor with a pet snake? A reptilologist.
35. Why did the doctor become a magician? To spread some spell healing.
36. How does a doctor help a hiker who got lost in the woods? By giving them some compass-ionate care.
37. What do you call a doctor who is also a musician? An instrument healer.
38. Why did the doctor become a firefighter? To put out his patients' flames.
39. How does a doctor treat a computer virus? By prescribing some cyber-flu medication.
40. What do you call a doctor who can treat any disease? A cure-ologist.
41. Why did the doctor become a detective? To solve his patient's cases.
42. How does a doctor heal a broken car? By fixing its engine and giving it some oil change.
43. What do you call a doctor who only works at night? A night healer.
44. Why did the doctor become a pilot? To soar over his patients needs.
45. How does a doctor help a marathon runner? By prescribing some energy-boosting tips.
46. What do you call a doctor who only works in the winter? A snow medicine man.
47. Why did the doctor become a photographer? To capture his patients in their best angles.
48. How does a doctor cure a broken computer? By giving it a dose of keyboardine.
49. What do you call a doctor who only works on Halloween? The creep-ologist.
50. Why did the doctor meet up with his patients at the art museum? To give them some perspective.