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2 Thermometers Riddle

Hint:
The taste.
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What Can You Catch But Not Throw

Hint:
A cold
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Drill Sergeant Riddle

Hint:
An army dentist!
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Turtles Flu Shot Riddle

Hint:
A slow-poke.
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A Sick Pig Riddle

Hint:
Oink-ment!
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Medicine In The Bible Riddle

Hint:
When God gave Moses two tablets.
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A Sick Boat Riddle

Hint:
To the dock!
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Sick Ghosts Riddle

Hint:
To the witch doctor!
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Broken Frog Leg Riddle

Hint:
Unhoppy!
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The Sick Snake

Hint:
Asp-irin!
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A Sick Bird Riddle

Hint:
Tweet-ment
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Eating Glue Riddle

Hint:
Her lips were sealed!
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An Elephant Who's Sick

Hint:
Plenty of room!
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Banana At The Doctor Riddle

Hint:
Because it wasn't peeling well!
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A Sick Lemon Riddle

Hint:
Lemon aid!
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1. Why did the doctor go broke? Because he lost his patients.



2. Why was the doctor always calm? Because he had a lot of patients.



3. What do you call a doctor who fixes websites? A URLgenius.



4. Why did the doctor open a pizza shop? Because he wanted to give people a slice of life.



5. What did the doctor say to the sick computer? CTRL + ALT + DEL.



6. Why did the doctor always carry a red pen? Because he was good at writing prescriptions.



7. How does a doctor make a train better? By giving it a dose of locomotivatamin.



8. Why did the doctor join the comedy club? Because laughter is the best medicine.



9. How did the doctor get sick on vacation? He caught a tropical virus.



10. Why did the doctor refuse to wear a mask? Because he thought it was a surgical fashion statement.



11. How does a chef become a doctor? By perfecting their signature dish-based medicine.



12. What do you call a doctor who specializes in noses? A smellologist.



13. Why did the doctor start a band? To help their patients tune out their illnesses.



14. How does a doctor make an astronaut feel better? By prescribing some rocket fuel.



15. Why did the doctor become a gardener? To help their patients grow healthy.



16. What do doctors study at school? Chemistry and physiology, but also youtubology.



17. Why did the doctor want to join the circus? He thought it would be a good way to practice medicine without borders.



18. What do you call a doctor who can fix any appliance? A cure-all fixologist.



19. What do you call a doctor who specializes in dental care? A tooth wizard.



20. How did the doctor get promoted? He always had a healthy appetite for success.



21. Why did the doctor switch to a plant-based diet? He wanted his patience to grow stronger and last longer.



22. What do you call a bad doctor? A patient's worst nightmirror.



23. How does a doctor make a pirate feel better? By giving them a dose of arrrr-nti-inflammatory medication.



24. Why did the doctor go on a diet? To get more proteins.



25. How does a doctor fix a broken heart? By prescribing some cardiac arrest.



26. What do you call a doctor who is always on the move? A Mobile Practitioner.



27. Why did the doctor take the train to work? Because he wanted to work through his list of locomotive patients.



28. How do you know if a doctor is a liar? Their pants are on fire.



29. Why did the doctor start traveling the world? To explore new symptoms and treatments.



30. How does a doctor cure a fever? By prescribing some chill-out therapy.



31. What do you call a doctor who only works on Sundays? A weekend healer.



32. Why did the doctor become a tennis player? He wanted to ace his medical exams.



33. How does a doctor heal a sick clock? By giving it some secondhands treatment.



34. What do you call a doctor with a pet snake? A reptilologist.



35. Why did the doctor become a magician? To spread some spell healing.



36. How does a doctor help a hiker who got lost in the woods? By giving them some compass-ionate care.



37. What do you call a doctor who is also a musician? An instrument healer.



38. Why did the doctor become a firefighter? To put out his patients' flames.



39. How does a doctor treat a computer virus? By prescribing some cyber-flu medication.



40. What do you call a doctor who can treat any disease? A cure-ologist.



41. Why did the doctor become a detective? To solve his patient's cases.



42. How does a doctor heal a broken car? By fixing its engine and giving it some oil change.



43. What do you call a doctor who only works at night? A night healer.



44. Why did the doctor become a pilot? To soar over his patients needs.



45. How does a doctor help a marathon runner? By prescribing some energy-boosting tips.



46. What do you call a doctor who only works in the winter? A snow medicine man.



47. Why did the doctor become a photographer? To capture his patients in their best angles.



48. How does a doctor cure a broken computer? By giving it a dose of keyboardine.



49. What do you call a doctor who only works on Halloween? The creep-ologist.



50. Why did the doctor meet up with his patients at the art museum? To give them some perspective.
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