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Even A River Can't Fill It!

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Full Of T Riddle

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Something Black And Something White

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Post Your Kitchen Riddles Puns Below

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Kitchen Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.

2. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crummy.

3. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

4. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.

5. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? Because it ran out of juice.

6. Why did the avocado break up with the grape? Because the grape was too clingy.

7. Why did the egg go to jail? Because it boiled too many times.

8. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because it was a fungi.

9. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

10. Why did the chef have a bruised ego? Because he couldn't make hollandaise sauce.

11. Why did the salt and pepper break up? Because they couldn't shake things up anymore.

12. Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged.

13. Why did the toaster break up with the bagel? Because the bagel was too crusty.

14. Why did the onion go to the doc? Because it made everyone cry.

15. Why did the microwave go to the theater? Because it wanted to see popcorn.

16. Why did the chef wear a tall hat? Because he wanted to be head chef.

17. Why did the dish towel break up with the dish soap? Because the soap was too soapy.

18. Why did the cutting board call the doctor? Because it had a large splinter stuck in its side.

19. Why did the salad break up with the dressing? Because the dressing was too saucy.

20. Why did the muffin break up with the oven? Because the oven was too hot to handle.

21. Why did the potato start doing yoga? Because it wanted to be a sweet potato.

22. Why did the chef yell at the egg? Because it cracked under pressure.

23. Why did the strawberry blush? Because it saw the melon's cantaloupe.

24. Why did the chef put a sweater on the coffee pot? Because it was fresh brewed.

25. Why did the lime get detention? Because it was too sour.

26. Why did the cutting board go on a diet? Because it was board-erline overweight.

27. Why did the tomato get sunburnt? Because it forgot to put on ketchup.

28. Why did the chef keep a dictionary in the kitchen? So he could look up his saucy language.

29. Why did the fridge go to the doctor? Because it had a chill.

30. Why did the coffee go to school? Because it wanted to be a latte.

31. Why did the pancake go to the dentist? Because it had a few fillings.

32. Why did the chef light a candle? So he could "baste" in its glow.

33. Why did the teapot feel neglected? Because the coffee always got the spotlight.

34. Why did the sandwich take a day off? Because it was loafing around.

35. Why did the chef have to apologize to the onion? Because he chopped it down to size.

36. Why did the apple have an identity crisis? Because it couldn't decide if it was a Granny Smith or a Red Delicious.

37. Why did the hot sauce break up with the guacamole? Because it was too spicy.

38. Why did the cheese get jealous? Because the wine kept getting the compliments.

39. Why did the mushroom have a bad day? Because everyone kept calling it a "fun guy."

40. Why did the chef buy a new blender? Because his old one wasn't cutting it.

41. Why did the blender break up with the chef? Because he constantly over-filled it.

42. Why did the yeast break up with the flour? Because the flour was too stuck in its ways.

43. Why did the baker refuse to make any more doughnuts? Because he was tired of the hole process.

44. Why did the toaster oven need therapy? Because it always felt like it was being ignored for the big oven.

45. Why did the chef have to take a break? Because he was in a stew.

46. Why did the potato feel unimportant? Because it was always just a side dish.

47. Why did the chef have to cancel the dinner party? Because the roast was having a bad day.

48. Why did the salad have a long face? Because no one would talk to it at the potluck.

49. Why did the chef break up with the spatula? Because it kept flipping out.

50. Why did the egg go to the bar? To get over its shell-shock.
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