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1. Why did the woman quit her job at the muffler factory? Because it was just too exhausting!
2. What does a brainy woman use to straighten her hair? An algebra straightener!
3. What did the woman say when she found out she was a mermaid? "Oh, buoy!"
4. How did the forgetful woman introduce herself? "Hi, my name is...um...oh shoot, just call me #247."
5. Why did the woman wear sunglasses during her pregnancy photoshoot? Because she wanted to protect her baby's eyes from all the flash!
6. What do you call a woman who's always correcting everyone's grammar? A nagger! (not to be confused with a nag)
7. Why did the woman start her own bakery? Because she kneaded the dough!
8. What did the woman say when she saw her ex-boyfriend at the grocery store? "Lettuce just move on, kale we?"
9. What did the woman veterinarian say to the horse with the sore throat? "Neigh worries, I'll take a look!"
10. Why did the woman take her pet skunk to the vet? He was smelling a little funky!
11. What do you call a woman with a moon-shaped face? Lunar-tic!
12. Why did the woman become a librarian? She found her shelf there!
13. What did the woman say when her dress suddenly tore in half? "Sew what?"
14. Why did the woman start wearing glasses as a fashion statement? Because she wanted to make a spectacle of herself!
15. What do you call a woman who loves to garden? A hoe-mowner!
16. Why did the woman go into business selling calendars? She wanted to make a date with success!
17. What did the woman say when she found out she was going to be a grandmother? "I'm egg-cited for this nest step!"
18. Why did the woman decide to become a pilot? She wanted to soar above the clouds!
19. What do you call a woman with a penchant for puns? A pun-slinger!
20. Why did the woman choose to become a tailor? She felt like she was cut out for it!
21. What did the woman say when she found a lost pair of sunglasses? "I just can't ray-sist these shades!"
22. Why did the woman become a comedian in her 50s? Because she finally found her groove!
23. What do you call a woman who loves fishing? A reel catch!
24. Why did the woman switch to a vegetarian diet? She didn't like to meat trouble halfway!
25. What did the woman say when she broke up with her boyfriend who was also a magician? "He just wasn't my abracadabra."
26. Why did the woman start making her own soap? She wanted to clean up her act!
27. What do you call a woman who goes hiking every weekend? A trailblazer!
28. Why did the woman start doing yoga? She wanted to get in warrior pose-ition!
29. What did the woman say when her friends asked if she wanted another shot of tequila? "Nacho average drink, but I'll pass!"
30. Why did the woman start making her own candles? She wanted to wax poetic!
31. What do you call a woman who's really good at crossword puzzles? A word-wizard!
32. Why did the woman become an artist? She wanted to paint a new picture of her life!
33. What did the woman say when she saw a bear on her hike? "Oh, bear with me!"
34. Why did the woman decide to become a personal trainer? She wanted to help others find their strength!
35. What do you call a woman who loves to bake? A batter-not!
36. Why did the woman start her own makeup line? She wanted to look and feel like a million bucks!
37. What did the woman say when she tried to open the jar of pickles and failed? "I guess I just can't dill with it!"
38. Why did the woman start collecting old books? She wanted to keep the classics alive!
39. What do you call a woman who's always up for a party? A par-tee girl!
40. Why did the woman start making her own jewelry? She had a lot of gems to share with the world!
41. What did the woman say when she tried to carry too many bags of groceries at once? "I really tote-ally screwed up!"
42. Why did the woman decide to start her own business selling beeswax candles? She wanted to bee an inspiration to others!
43. What do you call a woman who loves musicals? A tune-tastic fan!
44. Why did the woman decide to start her own fashion line? She was tired of living her life on someone else's hemline!
45. What did the woman say when she saw a butterfly in her garden? "I guess I'm just flutter-lucky!"
46. Why did the woman become a nutritionist? She wanted to help people eat their way to better health!
47. What do you call a woman who's always on the go? A moving force!
48. Why did the woman start brewing her own beer at home? She wanted to hop into a new hobby!
49. What did the woman say when she tried to open the wine bottle and failed? "Looks like I just corked it up!"
50. Why did the woman start her own coffee shop? She wanted to perk up her life and others around her!
1. Why did the woman quit her job at the muffler factory? Because it was just too exhausting!
2. What does a brainy woman use to straighten her hair? An algebra straightener!
3. What did the woman say when she found out she was a mermaid? "Oh, buoy!"
4. How did the forgetful woman introduce herself? "Hi, my name is...um...oh shoot, just call me #247."
5. Why did the woman wear sunglasses during her pregnancy photoshoot? Because she wanted to protect her baby's eyes from all the flash!
6. What do you call a woman who's always correcting everyone's grammar? A nagger! (not to be confused with a nag)
7. Why did the woman start her own bakery? Because she kneaded the dough!
8. What did the woman say when she saw her ex-boyfriend at the grocery store? "Lettuce just move on, kale we?"
9. What did the woman veterinarian say to the horse with the sore throat? "Neigh worries, I'll take a look!"
10. Why did the woman take her pet skunk to the vet? He was smelling a little funky!
11. What do you call a woman with a moon-shaped face? Lunar-tic!
12. Why did the woman become a librarian? She found her shelf there!
13. What did the woman say when her dress suddenly tore in half? "Sew what?"
14. Why did the woman start wearing glasses as a fashion statement? Because she wanted to make a spectacle of herself!
15. What do you call a woman who loves to garden? A hoe-mowner!
16. Why did the woman go into business selling calendars? She wanted to make a date with success!
17. What did the woman say when she found out she was going to be a grandmother? "I'm egg-cited for this nest step!"
18. Why did the woman decide to become a pilot? She wanted to soar above the clouds!
19. What do you call a woman with a penchant for puns? A pun-slinger!
20. Why did the woman choose to become a tailor? She felt like she was cut out for it!
21. What did the woman say when she found a lost pair of sunglasses? "I just can't ray-sist these shades!"
22. Why did the woman become a comedian in her 50s? Because she finally found her groove!
23. What do you call a woman who loves fishing? A reel catch!
24. Why did the woman switch to a vegetarian diet? She didn't like to meat trouble halfway!
25. What did the woman say when she broke up with her boyfriend who was also a magician? "He just wasn't my abracadabra."
26. Why did the woman start making her own soap? She wanted to clean up her act!
27. What do you call a woman who goes hiking every weekend? A trailblazer!
28. Why did the woman start doing yoga? She wanted to get in warrior pose-ition!
29. What did the woman say when her friends asked if she wanted another shot of tequila? "Nacho average drink, but I'll pass!"
30. Why did the woman start making her own candles? She wanted to wax poetic!
31. What do you call a woman who's really good at crossword puzzles? A word-wizard!
32. Why did the woman become an artist? She wanted to paint a new picture of her life!
33. What did the woman say when she saw a bear on her hike? "Oh, bear with me!"
34. Why did the woman decide to become a personal trainer? She wanted to help others find their strength!
35. What do you call a woman who loves to bake? A batter-not!
36. Why did the woman start her own makeup line? She wanted to look and feel like a million bucks!
37. What did the woman say when she tried to open the jar of pickles and failed? "I guess I just can't dill with it!"
38. Why did the woman start collecting old books? She wanted to keep the classics alive!
39. What do you call a woman who's always up for a party? A par-tee girl!
40. Why did the woman start making her own jewelry? She had a lot of gems to share with the world!
41. What did the woman say when she tried to carry too many bags of groceries at once? "I really tote-ally screwed up!"
42. Why did the woman decide to start her own business selling beeswax candles? She wanted to bee an inspiration to others!
43. What do you call a woman who loves musicals? A tune-tastic fan!
44. Why did the woman decide to start her own fashion line? She was tired of living her life on someone else's hemline!
45. What did the woman say when she saw a butterfly in her garden? "I guess I'm just flutter-lucky!"
46. Why did the woman become a nutritionist? She wanted to help people eat their way to better health!
47. What do you call a woman who's always on the go? A moving force!
48. Why did the woman start brewing her own beer at home? She wanted to hop into a new hobby!
49. What did the woman say when she tried to open the wine bottle and failed? "Looks like I just corked it up!"
50. Why did the woman start her own coffee shop? She wanted to perk up her life and others around her!