Running In Traffic Riddle
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Twenty Monkeys Riddle
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The Fastest Runner Riddle
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A Running Enthusiast Riddle
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When you have more running clothes than regular clothes in your laundry pile. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Faster Than Six Brothers
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Jogging Backwards Riddle
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Running Crazy Riddles
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Running Men And Dogs Riddle
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Runs But Never Walks Riddle
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Hard To Catch Riddle
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Running A Race Riddle
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You're in second place. You didn't pass the person in first. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The Running Tiger Riddle
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Participating In A Race
Hint: It's not first place.
If you answer that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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1. Why did the runner go to the bank? To get his running "credit"!
2. What do you call a runner who's been demoted? "Jogging" instead of "running"!
3. Why did the running shoes break up? They were always on different "soles"!
4. Why did the runner bring a pencil to the race? To "erase" his previous record!
5. What did the coach say to the slow runner? "You're not even in the "race" yet!"
6. Why did the runner refuse to take a break? He was "afraid" to let his heart rate drop!
7. What did the runner say when he crossed the finish line? "I'm so "tire"d of running!"
8. What did the runner say to the treadmill? "You can't "run" from me now!"
9. What do you call a runner who's always cold? A "frosty" runner!
10. Why did the runner wear a sweatband? To "keep" his hair out of his face!
11. Why did the runner break up with his girlfriend? She was "marathon"in' his style!
12. What do you call a runner who only runs on the weekends? A "weak"end warrior!
13. Why did the runner eat a lot of carbohydrates? He wanted to make sure he had enough "fuel" in the tank!
14. Why was the runner always so happy? He loved to "jog" down memory lane!
15. Why did the runner refuse to race against his own reflection? He just couldn't "pace" himself!
16. Why did the runner wear neon shoes? He wanted to "brighten" up his training sessions!
17. What do you call a runner who's always late? "Sprint"er time!
18. Why did the runner wear a cape? He wanted to "race" to the finish line!
19. What did the running coach say to his team? "Don't worry, we're in "stride" with each other!"
20. Why did the runner fall in love with running? She always "run"ed away from her problems!
21. What kind of shoes do astronauts wear when they run? "Moon" boots!
22. Why did the runner apply sunscreen? To "race" the sun!
23. Why did the runner run in the rain? The humidity made him feel like he was "on cloud nine!"
24. What's the difference between a runner and a book? The runner has a "story" to tell!
25. What's the best song to listen to when running? Anything with a "fast tempo"!
26. Why did the runner start yoga? To work on his "stretches"!
27. What do you call a runner who's always stopping? A "brake" runner!
28. What do you call a runner who loves to dance? A "run and dancer"!
29. Why did the runner bring a thermometer to the starting line? To check if his "pace" was hot!
30. Why did the runner go to the gym to run? He wanted to "push" himself!
31. Why did the runner hire a personal trainer? To "work out" his fears!
32. Why did the runner drink so much water? He didn't want to "collapse"!
33. What do you call a runner who can't stop yawning? "Marathon"er sleeper!
34. Why did the runner add peppers to his pre-race meal? He wanted to "heat" up his metabolism!
35. Why did the runner put a note on his shoes? So he could "sole" search later!
36. Why did the runner become a fireman? He wanted to "run" into burning buildings!
37. Why did the runner join the circus? To "jog" up and down the tightrope!
38. Why did the runner run fast through the graveyard? He didn't want to be "buried" in last place!
39. Why did the runner join the choir? To "run" the scales!
40. What do you call a runner who runs on a boat? A "seafaring sprinter"!
41. Why did the runner apply for a job as a tree trimmer? He wanted to "branch" out!
42. Why did the runner love listening to music while running? It always "carried" him through!
43. What do you call a runner who can never finish a race? "Endurance" challenged!
44. Why did the runner join the rock climbing gym? To "climb" to the top of the podium!
45. Why did the runner wear a blindfold during the race? He didn't want to "see" his competition!
46. What do you call a runner who's always hungry? A "ravenous racer"!
47. Why did the runner always run at night? He wanted to "catch stars" in his eyes!
48. Why did the runner become a pilot? He wanted to "run" the skies!
49. What do you call a runner who's always unhappy? A "down in the strides" runner!
50. Why did the runner always wear a helmet? He wanted to "protect his speed"!
1. Why did the runner go to the bank? To get his running "credit"!
2. What do you call a runner who's been demoted? "Jogging" instead of "running"!
3. Why did the running shoes break up? They were always on different "soles"!
4. Why did the runner bring a pencil to the race? To "erase" his previous record!
5. What did the coach say to the slow runner? "You're not even in the "race" yet!"
6. Why did the runner refuse to take a break? He was "afraid" to let his heart rate drop!
7. What did the runner say when he crossed the finish line? "I'm so "tire"d of running!"
8. What did the runner say to the treadmill? "You can't "run" from me now!"
9. What do you call a runner who's always cold? A "frosty" runner!
10. Why did the runner wear a sweatband? To "keep" his hair out of his face!
11. Why did the runner break up with his girlfriend? She was "marathon"in' his style!
12. What do you call a runner who only runs on the weekends? A "weak"end warrior!
13. Why did the runner eat a lot of carbohydrates? He wanted to make sure he had enough "fuel" in the tank!
14. Why was the runner always so happy? He loved to "jog" down memory lane!
15. Why did the runner refuse to race against his own reflection? He just couldn't "pace" himself!
16. Why did the runner wear neon shoes? He wanted to "brighten" up his training sessions!
17. What do you call a runner who's always late? "Sprint"er time!
18. Why did the runner wear a cape? He wanted to "race" to the finish line!
19. What did the running coach say to his team? "Don't worry, we're in "stride" with each other!"
20. Why did the runner fall in love with running? She always "run"ed away from her problems!
21. What kind of shoes do astronauts wear when they run? "Moon" boots!
22. Why did the runner apply sunscreen? To "race" the sun!
23. Why did the runner run in the rain? The humidity made him feel like he was "on cloud nine!"
24. What's the difference between a runner and a book? The runner has a "story" to tell!
25. What's the best song to listen to when running? Anything with a "fast tempo"!
26. Why did the runner start yoga? To work on his "stretches"!
27. What do you call a runner who's always stopping? A "brake" runner!
28. What do you call a runner who loves to dance? A "run and dancer"!
29. Why did the runner bring a thermometer to the starting line? To check if his "pace" was hot!
30. Why did the runner go to the gym to run? He wanted to "push" himself!
31. Why did the runner hire a personal trainer? To "work out" his fears!
32. Why did the runner drink so much water? He didn't want to "collapse"!
33. What do you call a runner who can't stop yawning? "Marathon"er sleeper!
34. Why did the runner add peppers to his pre-race meal? He wanted to "heat" up his metabolism!
35. Why did the runner put a note on his shoes? So he could "sole" search later!
36. Why did the runner become a fireman? He wanted to "run" into burning buildings!
37. Why did the runner join the circus? To "jog" up and down the tightrope!
38. Why did the runner run fast through the graveyard? He didn't want to be "buried" in last place!
39. Why did the runner join the choir? To "run" the scales!
40. What do you call a runner who runs on a boat? A "seafaring sprinter"!
41. Why did the runner apply for a job as a tree trimmer? He wanted to "branch" out!
42. Why did the runner love listening to music while running? It always "carried" him through!
43. What do you call a runner who can never finish a race? "Endurance" challenged!
44. Why did the runner join the rock climbing gym? To "climb" to the top of the podium!
45. Why did the runner wear a blindfold during the race? He didn't want to "see" his competition!
46. What do you call a runner who's always hungry? A "ravenous racer"!
47. Why did the runner always run at night? He wanted to "catch stars" in his eyes!
48. Why did the runner become a pilot? He wanted to "run" the skies!
49. What do you call a runner who's always unhappy? A "down in the strides" runner!
50. Why did the runner always wear a helmet? He wanted to "protect his speed"!