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Baseball Player Jail

Hint:
He stole second base
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Baseball Caves Riddle

Hint:
They don't like bats.
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Race Car Drivers Riddle

Hint:
The get Indy-gestion.
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The Third Basketball Riddle

Hint:
Because it was an oddball out
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Passing 2nd Place

Hint:
You would be in 2nd place. You passed the person in second place, not first.
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The Only Team

Hint:
The Miami Heat.
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A New Uniform

Hint:
New Jersey.
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A Baseball Players Cake

Hint:
Bundt (bunt) cakes.
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Played All Around The World

Hint:
Golf
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Driven With No Wheels

Hint:
A Golf Ball.
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Excellent Volleyball Players Riddle

Hint:
Because they know how to serve and protect.
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BBall Cookies Riddle

Hint:
Because they can dunk them!
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Fastest Horse Riddle

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First you divide the 25 horses into 5 groups of 5. You conduct the 5 races and take all of the fastest horses in those races and have a race with them, giving you the fastest horse. Then you take the remaining 24 horses (excluding the fastest) and remove the 4th and 5th horses in the first set of 5 races (since they definitely have 3 horses faster than them), leaving you with 14 horses. Next you can remove all of the horses that were beat in the preliminary race by the horses that got 4th and 5th in the championship race, leaving you with 8 horses. Finally, you can remove the horses that remain that lost to the 3rd place horse in the final race in the preliminary race and the horse that got 3rd in the preliminary to the horse that got 2nd in the championship race, leaving you with 5 horses.

You can then run a final race where the 1st and 2nd place horses are the 2nd and 3rd fastest. Then you know the 3 fastest horses.
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No Break From Basketball

Hint:
Theyd get called for traveling!
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Skiing With Santa Riddle

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A North Pole.
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1. Why did the golfer have to wear two pairs of pants? Because he got a hole in one!

2. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.

3. Why do tennis players always get invited to parties? Because they know how to serve.

4. Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback.

5. Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish.

6. Why did the soccer player bring string to the game? So he could tie the score.

7. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

8. Why did the baseball player go to jail? He stole second base.

9. Why did the track coach carry a clipboard? To keep track of all the laps.

10. Why did the basketball player go to the bank? To get his jump shot.

11. Why can't basketball players go on vacation? They always travel.

12. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.

13. What do Olympic swimmers grill on? A medal skewer.

14. Why was the football stadium hot after the game? Because all the fans had left.

15. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.

16. Why did the tennis player refuse to play on grass? He didn't want to be defeated by a lawn-climate.

17. Why did the gymnast carry rope to practice? To stay flexible.

18. Why did the volleyball player go to the library? To check out their spike collection.

19. Why do birds fly over soccer fields? To see the birdies.

20. Why did the weightlifter break up with his girlfriend? Because she was a bench press.

21. Why do basketball players always get invited to concerts? They're great at dribbling.

22. Why do baseball players love cookies? Because they always hit the sweet spot.

23. Why did the hockey player have to take a math test? Because he was a natural at scoring.

24. Why did the runner refuse to wear shoes? He wanted to run barefoot.

25. Why did the boxer avoid the bank? He didn't want to get a punch in the balance.

26. Why did the golfer use a pencil? He wanted to draw his club.

27. Why did the basketball player go to bed early? He wanted to slam dunk on his dreams.

28. Why did the baseball pitcher go to the garden store? He needed to work on his pitch.

29. Why did the tennis player go to a restaurant? He wanted to get a serve of volley meals.

30. Why did the soccer player always bring sunscreen? So he wouldn't get a red card for sunburn.

31. Why did the weightlifter go to the dentist? To work on his tooth press.

32. Why do astronauts love playing sports? They always have the space to exercise.

33. Why did the skateboarder go to the doctor? He needed to grind his bones back together.

34. Why do golfers always wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one.

35. Why do runners always bring a camera to races? So they can snap their finish line.

36. Why did the cyclist join the army? To pedal to the metal.

37. Why did the football player bring a ladder to the game? To reach new heights.

38. Why did the soccer player refuse to put in earbuds during practice? He didn't want to score an own tune.

39. Why did the surfer choose to live in an igloo? He wanted to catch his own ice waves.

40. Why did the skier bring a mop to the mountains? To sweep up the slopes.

41. Why did the beach volleyball players wear high heels? They wanted to feel the sandal-ce.

42. Why did the snowboarder go to the grocery store? To grab some powder milk.

43. Why did the basketball player go to the pet store? To get his jump-rat.

44. Why did the pole vaulter bring a bed to the competition? He wanted to have a vault of his dreams.

45. Why did the discus thrower love candy? He always knew how to get the perfect spin.

46. Why did the baseball player join the circus? He wanted to be a pitcher of the big top.

47. Why did the gymnast refuse to use chalk? Because it gave her gym-hiccups.

48. Why did the soccer player always wear a helmet? In case of a soccer-to-the-head.

49. Why did the swimmer refuse to take a nap? He didn't want to dive to sleep.

50. Why did the basketball player refuse to ride a bike? He didn't want to get called for double-traveling.
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