Blow For Blow Riddle
Blow for blow,
they matched each other.
Neither would fall to the other.
In the eyes of the crowd,
they were this?
they matched each other.
Neither would fall to the other.
In the eyes of the crowd,
they were this?
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I Have Pockets Riddle
I'm not pants but I have pockets;
I can't dance but I have four legs.
I come in different sizes depending on the size of the room.
What am I?
I can't dance but I have four legs.
I come in different sizes depending on the size of the room.
What am I?
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Pumpkin Sports Riddle
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Basketball Frogs Riddle
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Mad Mick Riddle
Howard returned from his football game later than normal and Trudy, his Mom, was concerned. She asked what position he played, and he said he was a lineman. She asked what team they played and his reply was the Bears. She asked if anything strange had happened and he said no. She asked what the score was and he said their team won, 14-1. Satisfied, Trudy sent Howard up to bed. The next morning Trudy told her husband Mick about her conversation with Howard. Micks face turned red and he stormed up to Howards room.
Why was Mick mad?
Why was Mick mad?
Hint:
Mick knew Howard was lying about being at the football game because in American football it's impossible to score just 1 point. A score of 2 is the lowest possible score (awarded for a safety). In fact, 1 is the only impossible score in football. You can score 2 points for a safety, 3 points for a field goal and 6 points for a touchdown, with an extra point for the field goal. You also have the option to go for another touchdown for a 2-point conversion. With 2, 3, 6 and 7 you can generate any other number except for 1.
For example, here are ways a team could score from 2 to 10 points.
2 = safety
3 = field goal
4 = 2 + 2
5 = 3 + 2
6 = touchdown
7 = touchdown and extra point attempt
8 = touchdown and two point conversion
9 = touchdown and field goal
10 = touchdown, extra point attempt and field goal Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES NO
For example, here are ways a team could score from 2 to 10 points.
2 = safety
3 = field goal
4 = 2 + 2
5 = 3 + 2
6 = touchdown
7 = touchdown and extra point attempt
8 = touchdown and two point conversion
9 = touchdown and field goal
10 = touchdown, extra point attempt and field goal Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES NO
The Happiest Football Game
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Reindeer Games Riddle
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Outside The Battlefield Riddle
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The Fastest Runner Riddle
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Physicists Sports Riddle
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Supermans Favorite Sporting Event Riddle
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Goalie Drinks Riddle
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Horse Sports Riddle
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In The Middle Of Tennis Riddle
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Boxing And A Cold Riddle
Hint:
A boxer knows his blows; a person with a cold blows his nose. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES NO
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1. Why did the golfer have to wear two pairs of pants? Because he got a hole in one!
2. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
3. Why do tennis players always get invited to parties? Because they know how to serve.
4. Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback.
5. Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish.
6. Why did the soccer player bring string to the game? So he could tie the score.
7. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
8. Why did the baseball player go to jail? He stole second base.
9. Why did the track coach carry a clipboard? To keep track of all the laps.
10. Why did the basketball player go to the bank? To get his jump shot.
11. Why can't basketball players go on vacation? They always travel.
12. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
13. What do Olympic swimmers grill on? A medal skewer.
14. Why was the football stadium hot after the game? Because all the fans had left.
15. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
16. Why did the tennis player refuse to play on grass? He didn't want to be defeated by a lawn-climate.
17. Why did the gymnast carry rope to practice? To stay flexible.
18. Why did the volleyball player go to the library? To check out their spike collection.
19. Why do birds fly over soccer fields? To see the birdies.
20. Why did the weightlifter break up with his girlfriend? Because she was a bench press.
21. Why do basketball players always get invited to concerts? They're great at dribbling.
22. Why do baseball players love cookies? Because they always hit the sweet spot.
23. Why did the hockey player have to take a math test? Because he was a natural at scoring.
24. Why did the runner refuse to wear shoes? He wanted to run barefoot.
25. Why did the boxer avoid the bank? He didn't want to get a punch in the balance.
26. Why did the golfer use a pencil? He wanted to draw his club.
27. Why did the basketball player go to bed early? He wanted to slam dunk on his dreams.
28. Why did the baseball pitcher go to the garden store? He needed to work on his pitch.
29. Why did the tennis player go to a restaurant? He wanted to get a serve of volley meals.
30. Why did the soccer player always bring sunscreen? So he wouldn't get a red card for sunburn.
31. Why did the weightlifter go to the dentist? To work on his tooth press.
32. Why do astronauts love playing sports? They always have the space to exercise.
33. Why did the skateboarder go to the doctor? He needed to grind his bones back together.
34. Why do golfers always wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one.
35. Why do runners always bring a camera to races? So they can snap their finish line.
36. Why did the cyclist join the army? To pedal to the metal.
37. Why did the football player bring a ladder to the game? To reach new heights.
38. Why did the soccer player refuse to put in earbuds during practice? He didn't want to score an own tune.
39. Why did the surfer choose to live in an igloo? He wanted to catch his own ice waves.
40. Why did the skier bring a mop to the mountains? To sweep up the slopes.
41. Why did the beach volleyball players wear high heels? They wanted to feel the sandal-ce.
42. Why did the snowboarder go to the grocery store? To grab some powder milk.
43. Why did the basketball player go to the pet store? To get his jump-rat.
44. Why did the pole vaulter bring a bed to the competition? He wanted to have a vault of his dreams.
45. Why did the discus thrower love candy? He always knew how to get the perfect spin.
46. Why did the baseball player join the circus? He wanted to be a pitcher of the big top.
47. Why did the gymnast refuse to use chalk? Because it gave her gym-hiccups.
48. Why did the soccer player always wear a helmet? In case of a soccer-to-the-head.
49. Why did the swimmer refuse to take a nap? He didn't want to dive to sleep.
50. Why did the basketball player refuse to ride a bike? He didn't want to get called for double-traveling.
1. Why did the golfer have to wear two pairs of pants? Because he got a hole in one!
2. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
3. Why do tennis players always get invited to parties? Because they know how to serve.
4. Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback.
5. Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish.
6. Why did the soccer player bring string to the game? So he could tie the score.
7. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
8. Why did the baseball player go to jail? He stole second base.
9. Why did the track coach carry a clipboard? To keep track of all the laps.
10. Why did the basketball player go to the bank? To get his jump shot.
11. Why can't basketball players go on vacation? They always travel.
12. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
13. What do Olympic swimmers grill on? A medal skewer.
14. Why was the football stadium hot after the game? Because all the fans had left.
15. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
16. Why did the tennis player refuse to play on grass? He didn't want to be defeated by a lawn-climate.
17. Why did the gymnast carry rope to practice? To stay flexible.
18. Why did the volleyball player go to the library? To check out their spike collection.
19. Why do birds fly over soccer fields? To see the birdies.
20. Why did the weightlifter break up with his girlfriend? Because she was a bench press.
21. Why do basketball players always get invited to concerts? They're great at dribbling.
22. Why do baseball players love cookies? Because they always hit the sweet spot.
23. Why did the hockey player have to take a math test? Because he was a natural at scoring.
24. Why did the runner refuse to wear shoes? He wanted to run barefoot.
25. Why did the boxer avoid the bank? He didn't want to get a punch in the balance.
26. Why did the golfer use a pencil? He wanted to draw his club.
27. Why did the basketball player go to bed early? He wanted to slam dunk on his dreams.
28. Why did the baseball pitcher go to the garden store? He needed to work on his pitch.
29. Why did the tennis player go to a restaurant? He wanted to get a serve of volley meals.
30. Why did the soccer player always bring sunscreen? So he wouldn't get a red card for sunburn.
31. Why did the weightlifter go to the dentist? To work on his tooth press.
32. Why do astronauts love playing sports? They always have the space to exercise.
33. Why did the skateboarder go to the doctor? He needed to grind his bones back together.
34. Why do golfers always wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one.
35. Why do runners always bring a camera to races? So they can snap their finish line.
36. Why did the cyclist join the army? To pedal to the metal.
37. Why did the football player bring a ladder to the game? To reach new heights.
38. Why did the soccer player refuse to put in earbuds during practice? He didn't want to score an own tune.
39. Why did the surfer choose to live in an igloo? He wanted to catch his own ice waves.
40. Why did the skier bring a mop to the mountains? To sweep up the slopes.
41. Why did the beach volleyball players wear high heels? They wanted to feel the sandal-ce.
42. Why did the snowboarder go to the grocery store? To grab some powder milk.
43. Why did the basketball player go to the pet store? To get his jump-rat.
44. Why did the pole vaulter bring a bed to the competition? He wanted to have a vault of his dreams.
45. Why did the discus thrower love candy? He always knew how to get the perfect spin.
46. Why did the baseball player join the circus? He wanted to be a pitcher of the big top.
47. Why did the gymnast refuse to use chalk? Because it gave her gym-hiccups.
48. Why did the soccer player always wear a helmet? In case of a soccer-to-the-head.
49. Why did the swimmer refuse to take a nap? He didn't want to dive to sleep.
50. Why did the basketball player refuse to ride a bike? He didn't want to get called for double-traveling.