TOP 100 RIDDLES

What company makes billions of dollars selling Windows?

What do you get when you deep fry Santa Claus?

Who is the fastest runner of all time?

What happens to tires when they get old?

What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnheart have in common?

Discovered in Africa, I spread like a tide, to become a hot staple known the world wide. A necessity to some, a treasure to many, Im best enjoyed among pleasant company. Some like me hot and some like me cold. Some prefer mild, others only bold. Some take me straight, while some like to savor my essence to which has been added a flavor. So put down your cares and sit awhile with me; Ill send you back refreshed and full of energy. What am I?

Why was the scuba diver failing Biology?

I make memories that last a lifetime,
Without me youll be miserable,
If you miss me you can gourge and its okay.
Some say I am naturally split in two.

What am I?

What is two days after the day after the day before yesterday?

A strange attraction compels me to hold your things most dear, yet I know it not, and feel no warmth in my holding. My brothers and I stick close together until one faces me, and then is pushed away.

What do Chocolate, men, and coffee have in common?

What can fill a room but takes up no space?

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

Why did the chef have to stop cooking?

What happened when the short fortune-teller who escaped from prison?

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1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!



2. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.



3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.



4. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.



5. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.



6. Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged.



7. Why don't ants get sick? Because they have tiny ant-bodies.



8. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.



9. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.



10. Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car.



11. Why did the balloon go near the needle? Because it wanted to be a pop star.



12. Why did the robot buy a pair of socks? Because he had cold circuits.



13. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had so many problems.



14. Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it.



15. Why did the singer break up with her drummer? Because he was always behind the beat.



16. Why did the banana go to the doctor again? It was still not peeling well.



17. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing's French dressing.



18. Why did the lumberjack have to take a break? Tree-tment was needed for his axe-ident.



19. Why did the sea monster eat gourmet food? He was a "sophish"-ticate.



20. Why did the schoolboy eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake.



21. Why did the broom stop sweeping? It wanted to brush up on its cleaning skills.



22. Why did the birdie go to the hospital? He needed a tweet-ment.



23. Why did the zookeeper feed the gorilla a sandwich? Because it was a hairy-chin-illa.



24. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed space.



25. Why did the dentist go to a barbecue party? To get some grill-ings.



26. Why did the oyster break up with his girlfriend? Because he was too shellfish.



27. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.



28. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.



29. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice.



30. Why did the duck go to the doctor? Because it was feeling ill-eagle.



31. Why did the cat refuse to drink his milk? It lacked mewnutrients.



32. Why did the tree see a therapist? It was feeling a little wooden.



33. Why did the banana get a new shirt? Because it peeled off its old one.



34. Why did the snail cross the road? To get to the slow side.



35. Why did the dictionary break up with the thesaurus? Because the thesaurus was giving it the synonym of trouble.



36. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus.



37. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.



38. Why did the meadow smile? Because it grass all the jokes.



39. Why did the musician get a ladder? He wanted to reach the high notes.



40. Why did the bread fall asleep? It was loafing around.



41. Why did the bee go to the barbershop? It needed a buzz cut.



42. Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? She had too many book bags.



43. Why was the baseball player bad at cooking? He always popped the popcorn.



44. Why did the drummer break up with his girlfriend? He was always beating around the bush.



45. Why did the cookie go to the doctor a third time? It was still feeling crumbly.



46. Why did the seagull fly over the bay? Because it wanted to be a bea-gull.



47. Why did the superhero get a degree in structural engineering? He wanted to be a sup-port.



48. Why did the snowman refuse to eat soup? He was already chilled to the bone.



49. Why did the thief break into a bakery? He wanted his just desserts.



50. Why did the tomato turn green? It saw the salad dressing's ranch with another vegetable.