VEGETABLE RIDDLES

What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side?

What kind of ring did the onion buy for radish?

What's small red and goes up and down?

How did the lettuce plan to win the race?

What is small, green and goes camping?

Why did the British soldiers wear red coats?

Why don't you let a turkey get near corn?

What did a pirate pay for his corn?

Why do rabbits eat carrots?

Riddle me this

I have skin, more eyes than one. I can be very nice when I am done. What am I?

What kind of bag did the vegetable take to school?

First I threw away the outside and cooked the inside, then I ate the outside and threw away the inside, what did I eat?

Which room has no door, no windows, no floor and no roof?

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

Although I may have eyes, I can't see. At one time there was a dearth of me in Ireland and people went hungry?

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Vegetable Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing.



2. Why don't vegetables go out for a night on the town? They don't carrot all about the nightlife.



3. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? "Where's popcorn?"



4. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi to be with.



5. Why did the cucumber need therapy? Because it had a peelings of inadequacy.



6. Why did the carrot break up with her boyfriend? He was a real turnip.



7. Why did the broccoli refuse to go on a date? It didn't want to cauliflower its plans.



8. How did the eggplant get in trouble? It got saucy and started talking back.



9. Why did the pea have to go to the hospital? It split.



10. Why did the onion get hired at the bank? Because it had a lot of capital.



11. Why did the squash go to law school? It wanted to become a sues chef.



12. What did the tomato say when it saw the sun? "Aww, shucks! I'm blushing."



13. Why did the asparagus go to the therapist? It had sticky self-esteem.



14. Why did the lettuce turn red? It was embarrassed after getting caught in a food fight.



15. Why did the celery break up with his girlfriend? She was always putting him on a diet.



16. How do you know if a vegetable is a vegetarian? It's always telling you how much it loves greens.



17. Why did the vegetable detective become a private eye? He wanted to root out the bad guys.



18. What did the bell pepper say to the jalapeño? "You're hot, but I'm cool."



19. Why did the broccoli refuse to share his snacks? He was a real stickler for greens.



20. What did the carrot say when it got lost in the garden? "Lettuce turnip the beet and find a way out."



21. Why did the cucumber need a vacation? It was feeling pickled by life.



22. What do you call a group of vegetables that are always late? Tardy Greens.



23. Why did the radish turn red? It was beet by the sun.



24. Why did the carrot flee from the kitchen? It was afraid the chef would turnip the heat.



25. What do you call a group of cucumbers that love to dance? The Pickle Line.



26. Why did the mushroom go to art school? It loved being a fun-gi.



27. How do you make a vegetable stew? You put all of your vegetables in a pot and make sure they can still carrot a tune.



28. Why did the potato go to the football game? It wanted to root, root, root for the home team.



29. What do you call a suspicious vegetable? A parsnip-on.



30. Why did the carrot become a doctor? He wanted to help cure root canal.



31. Why do vegetables make terrible storytellers? Because they always start with a salad story.



32. Why did the carrot go to see the psychiatrist? It had a lot of root issues.



33. What did the onion say to the garlic on Halloween? "You stink!"



34. Why do vegetables love math? Because they carrot subtract.



35. What did the carrot say to the radish? "I hate to beet it, but I'm feeling a bit greener-than-thou."



36. Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties? It was a real fungi.



37. Why did the corn get lost in the jungle? It couldn't finditi a pathway back.



38. What did the carrot say to the potato? "You look tuber-ly ridiculous."



39. Why did the vegetable farmer retire? Because he was tired of being called a corny joke.



40. What did the broccoli say to the cauliflower on the golf course? "You can't beet my hole in one."



41. Why did the pumpkin break up with the turkey? It was too squashful.



42. What do you call a vegetable with multiple personality disorder? A schizo-pepper.



43. Why did the tomato go to the doctor's office? It had a really bad sunburn.



44. Why did the broccoli get the lead role in the movie? It was the perfect casting for a green screen.



45. Why did the vegetable try to sleep with his shoes on? He wanted to wake up to a corn-starched carpet.



46. What did the tomato say to the avocado in the garden? "You really guac my world."



47. Why did the vegetable call tech support? It was having trouble with its kale-endar.



48. Why did the lettuce go to school? To get a head in life.



49. What do you call a vegetable that's always on the phone? A cellery.



50. Why did the corn field turn green? It was time to husk and make a salad.