A Shot Of Everclear Riddle
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The Murder At Joe's Riddle
Some one was murdered at Joes Bar & Grill on a Sunday afternoon. The police interviewed the suspects and got their alibis. They were:
Cook: was cutting celery
Manager: was getting mail
Bartender: was filling the beer cooler
Cocktail waitress: was cutting fruit
Paul the regular: was reading the paper
The police arrested the murderer with no problem at all.
Who was the murder and how did the police know so easily?
Cook: was cutting celery
Manager: was getting mail
Bartender: was filling the beer cooler
Cocktail waitress: was cutting fruit
Paul the regular: was reading the paper
The police arrested the murderer with no problem at all.
Who was the murder and how did the police know so easily?
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It was the manager because the mail does not come on Sundays. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Four Bottles Of Wine Riddle
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The answer is that one girl took the picnic basket. She took the last bottle of wine while it was in the basket. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Cover At The Club Riddle
If you go to the club and you're paying the cover, is it cheaper to take one friend to the club twice, or two friends to the club at the same time?
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It's cheaper to take two friends at the same time. In this case, you would only be buying three covers, whereas if you take the same friend twice you are buying four covers. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Throwing Rum Riddle
What is the easiest way to throw a bottle of Rum, have it stop, and completely reverse direction after traveling a short distance?
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Americans In A Pub Riddle
There were two Americans sitting in a British Pub. One of them was the father of the other one's son. How could this be so?
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Tomato Juice Or Orange Juice?
Ted likes onions but not olives, tonic water not soda water, and a Tom Collins over a John Collins. According to the same rule does he like tomato juice or orange juice?
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Ted likes tomato juice. He only likes words that start with prepositions. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Chocolate Martini's Riddle
If Mackensey, Alex, Carly, Leslie, Meagan and Charlie like Chocolate Martinis and Pete, Samantha, Trinity, and Victoria do not, then does Quinn like Chocolate Martinis?
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Quinn does not like Chocolate Martinis because only those with initials from A - M like Chocolate Martinis. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Building A Bar Riddle
Roy Smith wanted a new bar. He was such an eccentric old bar owner that he wanted a bar in which all fours walls faced south. After much thought, the builders managed to construct just such a bar. How did they do it?
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The Long Island Iced Tea
Two guys walk into a bar. They both order the special, Long Island Iced Tea, which is poured from the same pitcher. One of them drinks his drink slowly and one of them drinks it fast. They walk outside and suddenly the guy who drank his Long Island Tea slowly drops to the ground and dies. They order an autospy and find that he died from poison. How could this be if the other guy drank the same tea and didnt even get sick?
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TTwo guys walk into a bar. They both order the special, Long Island Iced Tea, which is poured from the same pitcher. One of them drinks his drink slowly and one of them drinks it fast. They walk outside and suddenly the guy who drank his Long Island Tea slowly drops to the ground and dies. They order an autospy and find that he died from poison. How could this be if the other guy drank the same tea and didnt even get sick? Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Today's Bar Special Riddle
A man walks into a bar and says: Give me today's special. The bartender says: In a shot or a bottle? The man says: In a shot. The bartender gives it to him. He drinks it and then he dies. Why did he die?
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The Crazy Bartender
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The man had hiccups. The barman recognised this from his speech and drew the gun in order to give him a shock. It worked and cured the hiccups - so the man no longer needed the water. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Post Your Bar Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Bar Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. Why did the man refuse to drink at the bar? Because he heard it was on the rocks!
2. What happened when the martini ordered a drink? It had a gin and tonic!
3. How does a bartender start a ghost party? With spirit cocktails!
4. Why did the bartender quit his job? He wanted to stir things up!
5. What do you call a drunk who falls off a bar stool? An a-lehey-whoopsie!
6. How does a vampire like his drinks mixed? With a Bloody Mary!
7. Why did the beer mug go to jail? It was caught with too many hops!
8. What do you get when you cross a martini with a turkey? A thanksgiving-tini!
9. Why did the whiskey go to the bar alone? It needed a double shot of courage!
10. How does a bartender greet a group of lemons? With a sour smile!
11. What do you call a bartender who's always happy? A cocktail of sunshine!
12. Why was the rum always happy? It loved to party all-night long!
13. How does a drunk celebrate Mardi Gras? With a Bourbon Street Hurricane!
14. Why did the champagne bottle feel awkward? It was popped in a silent room!
15. What do you get when you cross a pub with a library? A novel-tea!
16. How does a bartender moonwalk? With a smooth criminal cocktail!
17. Why did the grape go out with the raisin? It was ready to be pressed!
18. What do you call a drinking competition among giraffes? A tall order!
19. Why did the beer bottle break up with the can? It couldn't handle the pressure!
20. How does a sailor like his cocktails mixed? With a seaworthy splash!
21. Why did the wine bottle feel tired? It was feeling a little corked!
22. What do you call an angry bartender? A shaken, not stirred temper!
23. How does a bartender greet a group of witches? With a spell-binding cocktail!
24. Why did the glass of water feel left out? It wasn't the center of attention!
25. What do you call a bar where everyone knows your name? Cheers-y territory!
26. How does a Mexican like his cocktails mixed? With a spicy margarita twist!
27. Why did the rum bottle get jealous of the vodka? It was a clear difference!
28. What do you get when you mix a bartender with a mathematician? An exponential increase in drinks!
29. Why did the lemon go out with the lime? It was ready to make a real splash!
30. What do you call a bartender who can't make a proper drink? A bart-missed!
31. How does a genie like his cocktails mixed? With a magical blend of spirits!
32. Why did the beer admit defeat in a drinking contest? It was outsmarted by a smarter pint!
33. What do you call a bartender who always tells jokes? A ginhilarious master!
34. How does a bartender make a creative cocktail? With a dash of innovation and a twist of imagination!
35. Why did the champagne bottle break up with the wine glass? It was tired of being judged by its bubbles!
36. What do you get when you mix a martini with a pina colada? A shaken-up coconut!
37. Why did the wine admit defeat in a drinking competition? It needed a break from the grapevine!
38. How does a bartender bring a smile to a customer's face? With a garnish of laughter and a splash of joy!
39. Why did the beer bottle go out with the can? It couldn't resist the aluminum charm!
40. What do you call a bartender who's always in a bad mood? A sour-grapes mixologist!
41. How does a pirate like his cocktails mixed? With a swashbuckling splash of rum!
42. Why did the tequila feel dizzy? It needed a worm-ing solution!
43. What do you get when you mix a bartender with a magician? A mysteriously intoxicating cocktail!
44. How does a bartender impress a customer? With a mixology masterpiece and a flair-tastic twist!
45. Why did the wine bottle feel depressed? It realized it was a barrel of laughs!
46. What do you call a drunk who can't handle his drinks? A hangover in training!
47. How does a bartender entertain a crowd? With a dazzling show of mixology magic!
48. Why did the beer bottle feel insecure? It realized it was a shallow pint!
49. What do you get when you mix a whiskey with a coke? A classic cola-tail!
50. How does a bartender make a martini fly? With a bit of vermouth and a shaker full of secrets!
1. Why did the man refuse to drink at the bar? Because he heard it was on the rocks!
2. What happened when the martini ordered a drink? It had a gin and tonic!
3. How does a bartender start a ghost party? With spirit cocktails!
4. Why did the bartender quit his job? He wanted to stir things up!
5. What do you call a drunk who falls off a bar stool? An a-lehey-whoopsie!
6. How does a vampire like his drinks mixed? With a Bloody Mary!
7. Why did the beer mug go to jail? It was caught with too many hops!
8. What do you get when you cross a martini with a turkey? A thanksgiving-tini!
9. Why did the whiskey go to the bar alone? It needed a double shot of courage!
10. How does a bartender greet a group of lemons? With a sour smile!
11. What do you call a bartender who's always happy? A cocktail of sunshine!
12. Why was the rum always happy? It loved to party all-night long!
13. How does a drunk celebrate Mardi Gras? With a Bourbon Street Hurricane!
14. Why did the champagne bottle feel awkward? It was popped in a silent room!
15. What do you get when you cross a pub with a library? A novel-tea!
16. How does a bartender moonwalk? With a smooth criminal cocktail!
17. Why did the grape go out with the raisin? It was ready to be pressed!
18. What do you call a drinking competition among giraffes? A tall order!
19. Why did the beer bottle break up with the can? It couldn't handle the pressure!
20. How does a sailor like his cocktails mixed? With a seaworthy splash!
21. Why did the wine bottle feel tired? It was feeling a little corked!
22. What do you call an angry bartender? A shaken, not stirred temper!
23. How does a bartender greet a group of witches? With a spell-binding cocktail!
24. Why did the glass of water feel left out? It wasn't the center of attention!
25. What do you call a bar where everyone knows your name? Cheers-y territory!
26. How does a Mexican like his cocktails mixed? With a spicy margarita twist!
27. Why did the rum bottle get jealous of the vodka? It was a clear difference!
28. What do you get when you mix a bartender with a mathematician? An exponential increase in drinks!
29. Why did the lemon go out with the lime? It was ready to make a real splash!
30. What do you call a bartender who can't make a proper drink? A bart-missed!
31. How does a genie like his cocktails mixed? With a magical blend of spirits!
32. Why did the beer admit defeat in a drinking contest? It was outsmarted by a smarter pint!
33. What do you call a bartender who always tells jokes? A ginhilarious master!
34. How does a bartender make a creative cocktail? With a dash of innovation and a twist of imagination!
35. Why did the champagne bottle break up with the wine glass? It was tired of being judged by its bubbles!
36. What do you get when you mix a martini with a pina colada? A shaken-up coconut!
37. Why did the wine admit defeat in a drinking competition? It needed a break from the grapevine!
38. How does a bartender bring a smile to a customer's face? With a garnish of laughter and a splash of joy!
39. Why did the beer bottle go out with the can? It couldn't resist the aluminum charm!
40. What do you call a bartender who's always in a bad mood? A sour-grapes mixologist!
41. How does a pirate like his cocktails mixed? With a swashbuckling splash of rum!
42. Why did the tequila feel dizzy? It needed a worm-ing solution!
43. What do you get when you mix a bartender with a magician? A mysteriously intoxicating cocktail!
44. How does a bartender impress a customer? With a mixology masterpiece and a flair-tastic twist!
45. Why did the wine bottle feel depressed? It realized it was a barrel of laughs!
46. What do you call a drunk who can't handle his drinks? A hangover in training!
47. How does a bartender entertain a crowd? With a dazzling show of mixology magic!
48. Why did the beer bottle feel insecure? It realized it was a shallow pint!
49. What do you get when you mix a whiskey with a coke? A classic cola-tail!
50. How does a bartender make a martini fly? With a bit of vermouth and a shaker full of secrets!