Don't Drink My Blood
I roam the woods of Hogwarts school
And my coat is a lovely white,
But don't you dare, try to drink my blood
Or you'll be cursed for life.
What am I?
And my coat is a lovely white,
But don't you dare, try to drink my blood
Or you'll be cursed for life.
What am I?
Hint:
The Bloody Child Riddle
The second apparition in "Macbeth", the bloody child, recommends 'be bloody, bold and resolute, laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth'. How was the Thane of Fife able to kill Macbeth in the light of this prophecy?
Hint:
His mother had a Caesarean.
A bit of a quibble really but those apparitions did not play fair; Macduff was from his mother's womb untimely ripped. Presumably this was an early Caesarean. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES NO
A bit of a quibble really but those apparitions did not play fair; Macduff was from his mother's womb untimely ripped. Presumably this was an early Caesarean. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES NO
Pumping Blood Riddle
You need to use your brain
If you want to be smart
If you want your blood pumped
You need to use your _ _ _ _ _
Body parts remaining: 6
If you want to be smart
If you want your blood pumped
You need to use your _ _ _ _ _
Body parts remaining: 6
Hint:
Blood Red Riddle
The thunder comes before the lightning,
And the lightning comes before the cloud,
The rain dries all the land it touches,
Wrapping the earth in a blood red shroud.
What am I?
And the lightning comes before the cloud,
The rain dries all the land it touches,
Wrapping the earth in a blood red shroud.
What am I?
Hint:
Written In Blood Riddle
On a dark, stormy Halloween night, four kids named Luke, John, Sarah and Bob walk into a haunted house during a blackout. Only one can escape. They take a staircase to the second floor, a trapdoor on the left, then go up the ladder to the right, followed by a 28-foot slide to the basement through the mouth of a Giant Panda. In one corner of the murky cellar is a chainsaw, a dagger, a rope with a noose and an electric chair. Written on the wall in blood are the words, Only one will survive choose your death! Bob takes the rope, Sarah picks up the dagger, John chooses the chainsaw and Luke uses the chair.
Who survives?
Who survives?
Hint:
A Pool Of Blood
A man is found dead in a phone booth in a pool of blood. The glass on either end of the phone booth is broken and the phone is hanging. Just outside of the phone booth is a bucket and a stick.
What happened?
What happened?
Hint:
The man was a fisherman and was telling somebody on the phone about the large fish he caught. When he used his hands to gesture how big the fish was he hit the glass breaking it and cutting himself. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES NO
YES NO
Learning To Suck Blood Riddle
Hint:
A Bloody New Car Riddle
It was a dark stormy night and a newlywed couple were racing through the countryside in a brand new car. In a remote area, the car broke down and the husband had to go get help from someone in town a few miles away. He was afraid to leave his wife alone in the car so he pulled up the windows and locked the car before leaving. When he came back, the car was in the same state as he had left it but his wife was dead, there was blood on the floor and there was a stranger in the car. What happened?
Hint:
Fired From The Blood Bank
Hint:
Post Your Blood Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Blood Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. Why did Dracula quit his job as a banker? He was tired of dealing with all the bloodsuckers.
2. Why did the vampire go to art school? He wanted to learn how to draw blood.
3. What do you call a blood-sucking insect that loves to party? A party-bug.
4. How did the vampire count his money? He used his blood bank account.
5. What do you call a vampire who can't stand the sight of blood? A faint-hearted fiend.
6. Why did the vampire refuse to drink tomato juice? He was afraid of getting a bloody Mary.
7. How do you know if your blood is tired? It needs a transfusion break.
8. Why did the vampire get a ticket? He forgot to drive on the right vein.
9. What's a vampire's favorite kind of fruit? A blood orange.
10. What is a vampire's favorite animal? A bloodhound.
11. What did the doctor say to the blood who was feeling down? Your blood pressure is too low.
12. Why was the blood expelled from school? He had a bad clot.
13. Why did the blood go to the bar? He needed a Type-O-ne.
14. What did the vampire say when he saw a werewolf? Long time, no fleas.
15. Why did the vampire throw a party? To get a lot of vein in one room.
16. How did the blood get into the hair salon? Through the vein entrance.
17. Why did the ghost refuse to eat the vampire's blood? It was too rare.
18. What do you call a vampire that likes to play baseball? A bat catcher.
19. What do you call a blood bank that's always open? A vein center.
20. Why did the vampire get lost in the forest? He couldn't find his way through the artery.
21. Why did the vampire order a salad? He wanted to add some plasma to his diet.
22. What do you call a group of vampires playing poker? A bloodthirsty crowd.
23. Why did the vampire become a librarian? He loved to read about bloodlines.
24. What do you call a blood donation made by a tree? Sappy transfusion.
25. Why did the vampire take up gardening? He wanted to grow fang-tastic vegetables.
26. How does a vampire order steak? Rare or well-done with a side of blood.
27. What do you call a blood transfusion performed by a butcher? A bloody mess.
28. Why did the blood refuse to flow? It had a power failure.
29. What did the vampire say when he woke up in the morning? Bloody good day to you!
30. How does a blood vessel exercise? By pumping iron.
31. Why did the vampire start a band? He wanted to perform his bloody melodies.
32. What do you call a vampire that's afraid of the dark? A bright fright night.
33. What do you call a vampire's breakfast cereal? Count Chocula.
34. Why did the vampire go to the hospital? He needed a new drain pipe.
35. How does a vampire commute to work? On a blood vessel.
36. What do you call a vampire who's always in a bad mood? A grumpire.
37. How does a vampire express affection? By sucking face.
38. What do you call a vampire's dream job? Blood analyst.
39. Why did the vampire order takeout? He wanted Chinese blood-soup.
40. What do you call a vampire with good manners? A courtesy bite.
41. What do you call a blood clot that takes a vacation? A thrombosis leave.
42. Why did the vampire become a comedian? He loved cracking bloody jokes.
43. How does a vampire make coffee? By using a blood press.
44. What do you call a vampire's personal trainer? His fang coach.
45. What do you call a vampire's favorite ride? A blood-red wagon.
46. Why did the vampire refuse to wear a suit and tie? He preferred to dress in his red-blood suit.
47. What do you call a vampire's insurance policy? A bat-ual aid.
48. How did the vampire become a traveler? By earning frequent fang miles.
49. What do you call a blood transfusion made by a mechanic? An oil change.
50. Why did the vampire stop drinking coffee? He wanted to switch to Type-A-brew.
1. Why did Dracula quit his job as a banker? He was tired of dealing with all the bloodsuckers.
2. Why did the vampire go to art school? He wanted to learn how to draw blood.
3. What do you call a blood-sucking insect that loves to party? A party-bug.
4. How did the vampire count his money? He used his blood bank account.
5. What do you call a vampire who can't stand the sight of blood? A faint-hearted fiend.
6. Why did the vampire refuse to drink tomato juice? He was afraid of getting a bloody Mary.
7. How do you know if your blood is tired? It needs a transfusion break.
8. Why did the vampire get a ticket? He forgot to drive on the right vein.
9. What's a vampire's favorite kind of fruit? A blood orange.
10. What is a vampire's favorite animal? A bloodhound.
11. What did the doctor say to the blood who was feeling down? Your blood pressure is too low.
12. Why was the blood expelled from school? He had a bad clot.
13. Why did the blood go to the bar? He needed a Type-O-ne.
14. What did the vampire say when he saw a werewolf? Long time, no fleas.
15. Why did the vampire throw a party? To get a lot of vein in one room.
16. How did the blood get into the hair salon? Through the vein entrance.
17. Why did the ghost refuse to eat the vampire's blood? It was too rare.
18. What do you call a vampire that likes to play baseball? A bat catcher.
19. What do you call a blood bank that's always open? A vein center.
20. Why did the vampire get lost in the forest? He couldn't find his way through the artery.
21. Why did the vampire order a salad? He wanted to add some plasma to his diet.
22. What do you call a group of vampires playing poker? A bloodthirsty crowd.
23. Why did the vampire become a librarian? He loved to read about bloodlines.
24. What do you call a blood donation made by a tree? Sappy transfusion.
25. Why did the vampire take up gardening? He wanted to grow fang-tastic vegetables.
26. How does a vampire order steak? Rare or well-done with a side of blood.
27. What do you call a blood transfusion performed by a butcher? A bloody mess.
28. Why did the blood refuse to flow? It had a power failure.
29. What did the vampire say when he woke up in the morning? Bloody good day to you!
30. How does a blood vessel exercise? By pumping iron.
31. Why did the vampire start a band? He wanted to perform his bloody melodies.
32. What do you call a vampire that's afraid of the dark? A bright fright night.
33. What do you call a vampire's breakfast cereal? Count Chocula.
34. Why did the vampire go to the hospital? He needed a new drain pipe.
35. How does a vampire commute to work? On a blood vessel.
36. What do you call a vampire who's always in a bad mood? A grumpire.
37. How does a vampire express affection? By sucking face.
38. What do you call a vampire's dream job? Blood analyst.
39. Why did the vampire order takeout? He wanted Chinese blood-soup.
40. What do you call a vampire with good manners? A courtesy bite.
41. What do you call a blood clot that takes a vacation? A thrombosis leave.
42. Why did the vampire become a comedian? He loved cracking bloody jokes.
43. How does a vampire make coffee? By using a blood press.
44. What do you call a vampire's personal trainer? His fang coach.
45. What do you call a vampire's favorite ride? A blood-red wagon.
46. Why did the vampire refuse to wear a suit and tie? He preferred to dress in his red-blood suit.
47. What do you call a vampire's insurance policy? A bat-ual aid.
48. How did the vampire become a traveler? By earning frequent fang miles.
49. What do you call a blood transfusion made by a mechanic? An oil change.
50. Why did the vampire stop drinking coffee? He wanted to switch to Type-A-brew.