COFFIN RIDDLES

The person who built it sold it. The person who bought it never used it. The person who used it never saw it. What is it?

The man who made it sold it. The man who bought it never used it. The man who used it never saw it. What was it?

The Prince of Arragon is one suitor to Portia, prepared to risk his dignity in the trial by Caskets. What does his choice of casket contain, actually and metaphorically?

The man who built it doesn't want it, the man who bought doesn't need it, the man who needs it doesn't know it. Body parts remaining: 6

I have no mind or a soul.
I've been eternally attached since man's dawn.
My kind disappear on and off,
to everyone I accompany them to their death,
and buried with them, then I hide away when the casket shuts.

What am I?

You are going to a place called Transylvania for a trip. You meet a man with three caskets. The first one is made of lead, the second one is made of silver and finally third one is made of gold. Now in one of there is a Dracula! And each of these three caskets have an inscription. At most one inscription is true.

You have to figure out, which one the Dracula is in. The following caskets inscription goes like this...

First one is Lead Casket: It says: Dracula is Here
Second one is Silver: It says: Dracula is not Here
Third one is Gold: It says: Dracula is not in the second one

So the question is: Where is the Dracula?

What's another name for a casket?

What does Princess Diana and a bottle of French wine have in common?

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

Whats bigger than a match box size of a truck every body buys it but don't really use it?

If you can touch it, you cannot go in. If you cannot touch it, you can go in. What is it?

Something was made by a carpenter
then the carpenter sold it and
the buyer bought it and gave it to the user
the user never even saw it.

What is the object?

There is a coffin, the mother of the person in the coffin is the mother-in-law of your mother, who is the person in the coffin?

What did the first casket say to the second casket?

There were five men going to church and it started to rain. The four that ran got wet and the one that stood still stayed dry. How did the one stay dry?

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Coffin Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. What did the coffin say to the other coffin? "Is that you coffin' up a storm?"

2. Why did the coffin go to the therapist? It had serious abandonment issues.

3. How do you hide a coffin in a crowded room? You put a cover on it.

4. What do you call a coffin that's not big enough for two people? A one-death stand.

5. Why did the vampire choose a coffin above all else? It was his resting place of choice.

6. How do you make a coffin laugh? You tell it a deadpan joke.

7. What do you call a coffin that's light as a feather? A puny-tomb.

8. What do you get when you cross a coffin and a treehouse? A haunted wooden box.

9. Why was the coffin afraid of the dark? It didn't want to be caught dead in the dark.

10. How do you make a coffin dance? You put on some coffin' music.

11. What did the coffin say to the thief? "I hope I'm stolen dead."

12. Why do coffins have locks? To keep the stiffs in.

13. How do coffins settle their differences? By burying the hatchet.

14. What do you call a coffin that's always happy? Cheerful Cherish.

15. How do you know a coffin is a loner? It's always by itself-buried.

16. Why did the coffin break up with its lover? It was just too stiff.

17. What do you call a coffin that is always working? A work-coffin.

18. Why did the coffin go to the art museum? It was looking for some inspiration.

19. What do you call a coffin that’s acting out of its movie script? An Unscripted Burial.

20. How do you make a coffin see its own shadow? By shining a light into it.

21. What do you call a coffin that has a smartphone? A digit-remembrance.

22. How do you know a coffin is really angry? It starts to un-lid.

23. What do you get when you cross a coffin and a washing machine? A haunter-spinner.

24. What do you call a coffin with a teenage attitude? Coffin-ager.

25. What do you call a coffin that's always on the move? Rolling Resting Place.

26. How do you make a coffin open up? You give it the key to your heart.

27. What do you call a coffin with wings? A flying funerary.

28. How do you make a coffin blush? By telling it that it's drop-dead gorgeous.

29. What do you call a coffin that's always in the way? An obstruction-box.

30. How do you make a boring coffin more exciting? You add some dead-ication.

31. What do you call a coffin that's filled with water? A boater-enterprise.

32. How do you make a coffin feel loved? You give it a death hug.

33. What do you call a coffin that's afraid of heights? A low-bury.

34. How do you make a coffin smile? You put it in a comedy special.

35. What do you call a coffin that's a little too big? Exaggerated Embalming.

36. How do you make a coffin frown? You tell it that it's just a box for dead people.

37. What do you get when you cross a coffin with a sofa? A resting-furniture.

38. What do you call a coffin with a hat? A head-remembrance.

39. How do you make a coffin cry? You tell it that it's lost its mate.

40. What do you call a coffin that's really a secret hiding spot? A covert-casket.

41. How do you make a coffin laugh uncontrollably? You tickle its funny bone.

42. What do you call a coffin full of toys? A play-remembrance.

43. How do you make a coffin yawn? You bore it to death.

44. Why do coffins make the best listeners? They never interrupt or argue.

45. How do you make a coffin stand out in a crowd? You paint it bright red.

46. What do you call a coffin with wheels? A mobile mausoleum.

47. How do you make a coffin look taller? You put it in high-heeled shoes.

48. Why do coffins never tell jokes? Because they always bury the punch line.

49. How do you make a coffin look bouncy? You put a trampoline underneath it.

50. What do you call a coffin with a short shelf life? An expiry-casket.