The Capital Of Turkey Riddle
Hint:
In A Dark Room Riddle
Hint:
What Can Be Swallowed
Hint: It's sinful
How Much Wood Could A Woodchuck Chuck
Hint:
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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YES NO
Which Weighs More Riddle
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What Goes Up And Down Riddle
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A staircase. They go up and down, but youre the one moving. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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YES NO
Walking On Four Legs
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A Human. As an infant, a man crawls on 4 legs; as an adult he walks on two legs and as an elderly citizen he walks with a cane hence the three legs. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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YES NO
What Weighs More?
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All Things Devours Riddle
Gnaws iron, bites steel,
Grinds hard stone to meal.
Slays kings, ruins towns,
and beats high
Mountains Down
Hint: I'm free but also priceless.
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1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
3. What did the grape say when it got stepped on all day? Nothing. It just let out a little wine.
4. Did you hear about the math teacher who's afraid of negative numbers? She will stop at nothing to avoid them.
5. How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it.
6. Why do squirrels swim on their backs? To keep their nuts dry.
7. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
8. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
9. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will just let it go.
10. What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a trampoline and a well-dressed man on a trampoline? Attire.
11. What do you call an alligator who is a detective? An investi-gator.
12. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
13. Why don't ants get sick? Because they have tiny ant-bodies.
14. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"
15. How does a cat make a shortcut? By taking a meow-t.
16. What did the grape say when it got stepped on all day? "I can't take this abuse any longer, I'm raisin' a complaint!"
17. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
18. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.
19. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.
20. How do you cut the ocean in half? With a sea-saw.
21. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
22. Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it's two-tired.
23. What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle.
24. What did one wall say to the other? "I'll meet you at the corner."
25. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
26. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
27. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
28. What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
29. What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty.
30. Why did the belt go to jail? For holding up the pants.
31. Why don’t seagulls fly by the bay? Because then they would be bagels.
32. Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To fetch a pail of water, silly!
33. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
34. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
35. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"
36. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
37. Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have tiny ant-bodies.
38. Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr.
39. What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.
40. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
41. What do you call a man with no nose and no body? Nobody knows.
42. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
43. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality.
44. What do you do when you see a spaceman? Park your car, man.
45. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
46. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
47. Why was the computer cold when it got out of the shower? Because it left its Windows open.
48. How do you know when a joke is a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent.
49. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
50. What kind of ship never sinks? A friendship.
1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
3. What did the grape say when it got stepped on all day? Nothing. It just let out a little wine.
4. Did you hear about the math teacher who's afraid of negative numbers? She will stop at nothing to avoid them.
5. How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it.
6. Why do squirrels swim on their backs? To keep their nuts dry.
7. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
8. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
9. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will just let it go.
10. What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a trampoline and a well-dressed man on a trampoline? Attire.
11. What do you call an alligator who is a detective? An investi-gator.
12. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
13. Why don't ants get sick? Because they have tiny ant-bodies.
14. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"
15. How does a cat make a shortcut? By taking a meow-t.
16. What did the grape say when it got stepped on all day? "I can't take this abuse any longer, I'm raisin' a complaint!"
17. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
18. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.
19. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.
20. How do you cut the ocean in half? With a sea-saw.
21. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
22. Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it's two-tired.
23. What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle.
24. What did one wall say to the other? "I'll meet you at the corner."
25. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
26. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
27. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
28. What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
29. What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty.
30. Why did the belt go to jail? For holding up the pants.
31. Why don’t seagulls fly by the bay? Because then they would be bagels.
32. Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To fetch a pail of water, silly!
33. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
34. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
35. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"
36. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
37. Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have tiny ant-bodies.
38. Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr.
39. What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.
40. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
41. What do you call a man with no nose and no body? Nobody knows.
42. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
43. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality.
44. What do you do when you see a spaceman? Park your car, man.
45. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
46. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
47. Why was the computer cold when it got out of the shower? Because it left its Windows open.
48. How do you know when a joke is a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent.
49. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
50. What kind of ship never sinks? A friendship.