A Message From An Elderly Woman
A young lady was approached by an elderly woman who took her hand and meeting her eyes said to her, "You look starkly similar of my daughter. I lost her last month. I loved her a lot. Can you do me a favor? Can you say 'Goodbye mother' as I leave this restaurant. I will feel good if you do."
The young lady was puzzled but seeking her kind eyes, she agreed. As the elderly woman was leaving the restaurant, she said, "Goodbye mother" waving her hand toward her with a kind expression on her face.
Soon after, she received the shock of her life. Can you guess what it was?
The young lady was puzzled but seeking her kind eyes, she agreed. As the elderly woman was leaving the restaurant, she said, "Goodbye mother" waving her hand toward her with a kind expression on her face.
Soon after, she received the shock of her life. Can you guess what it was?
Hint:
The young lady was presented with a bill which belonged to the elderly woman. She had asked the waiter to collect the bill from her daughter. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The Policeman And The Boy
A police officer got out of his patrol car and saw a boy. He walked up to him asked him, "What's your name?"
"Shut up!" the boy replied innocently.
"Where's your manners?" asked the insulted police officer.
"Up that tree," said the boy nonchalantly, pointing to a proximate tree.
"You're seeking for trouble, aren't you?" said the police officer.
"No, trouble's seeking for me!" the boy replied sincerely.
What is happening here?
"Shut up!" the boy replied innocently.
"Where's your manners?" asked the insulted police officer.
"Up that tree," said the boy nonchalantly, pointing to a proximate tree.
"You're seeking for trouble, aren't you?" said the police officer.
"No, trouble's seeking for me!" the boy replied sincerely.
What is happening here?
Hint:
Actutally, the name of that boy is "Shut Up," and he is playing hide-and-seek with two of his friends who are named "Manners" and "Trouble". "Trouble" is the one who counted and he is looking for the other two boys. "Manners" is hiding up in the tree. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Going The Wrong Way Riddle
A taxi driver was going the wrong way on a one-way road. A traffic police officer noticed him but instead of stopping him or fine him, he let the driver go.
Why do you think that happened?
Why do you think that happened?
Hint:
The question tells us that a taxi driver was going the wrong way. It is however not mentioned that he was driving the cab. As per the question, it is evident that he was on foot and that is why the police officer did not fine him. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Eight Days Wake Riddle
Hint:
The Music Class Chair Riddle
Teacher ask the student 'Why are you standing on that chair in music class?'
What did student reply?
What did student reply?
Hint:
Killed Her Own Sister Riddle
A woman killed her own sister. During the interrogation, she told a story that she had just attended her own mother's funeral a few days before the crime took place. While at the funeral, she said that she met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy that she believed him to be just that! She fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later, she killed her sister.
Although this woman has confessed to the crime, police are still intrigued by the story, especially because she won't tell them her motive. Hearing this tragic story, with his psychological education background, Detective Thompson easily guessed the woman's motive.
Why did the woman killed her own sister?
Although this woman has confessed to the crime, police are still intrigued by the story, especially because she won't tell them her motive. Hearing this tragic story, with his psychological education background, Detective Thompson easily guessed the woman's motive.
Why did the woman killed her own sister?
Hint:
She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Tommy's Birthday Cake Riddle
Hint:
The Crazy Bartender
Hint:
The man had hiccups. The barman recognised this from his speech and drew the gun in order to give him a shock. It worked and cured the hiccups - so the man no longer needed the water. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The Same Upside Down
A word of five letters,
Upside down is the same,
A shark does this,
But its not to blame.
What is the word?
Upside down is the same,
A shark does this,
But its not to blame.
What is the word?
Hint:
SWIMS. If you turn the word upside down its the same word (the W and M flip to resemble themselves). Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Post Your Crazy Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Crazy Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall? "Dam!"
3. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts for it.
4. Why don't ants get sick? Because they have tiny anty-bodies.
5. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
6. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
7. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
8. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
9. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
10. Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish.
11. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
12. Why did the gym close down? It just didn't work out.
13. Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
14. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent.
15. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.
16. What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A cat-astrophe.
17. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two tired.
18. What kind of shoes do all spies wear? Sneak-ers.
19. What did the grape say when it got stepped on twice? "Nothing, just letting out a little wine, again."
20. Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they'd all crack up.
21. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
22. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
23. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
24. Why don't ghosts like rain? It dampens their spirits.
25. What kind of phone does a mermaid use? Shellular.
26. Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car.
27. What did the grape say when it got astride an elephant? Nothing it just let out a little wine.
28. What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a spider? A harenet.
29. Why don't ants get sick? Because they have tiny anty-bodies.
30. Why don't dinosaurs go to the cinema? Because they're extinct.
31. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
32. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
33. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.
34. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk? A fowl smell.
35. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybee.
36. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
37. Why aren't koalas actual bears? They don't meet the koalafications.
38. What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator.
39. Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
40. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
41. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a baker? Frosty Buns.
42. Why don't alligators like to go to the dentist? They don't want to get their teeth 'gator-ed.
43. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts for it.
44. What did the snail say when he caught a ride on the back of a turtle? Wheeeee!
45. Why didn't the bicycle go to school? It was two-tired.
46. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
47. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
48. What do you call a snobbish criminal walking down stairs? A condescending con descending.
49. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
50. What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall? "Dam!"
3. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts for it.
4. Why don't ants get sick? Because they have tiny anty-bodies.
5. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
6. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
7. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
8. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
9. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
10. Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish.
11. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
12. Why did the gym close down? It just didn't work out.
13. Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
14. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent.
15. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.
16. What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A cat-astrophe.
17. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two tired.
18. What kind of shoes do all spies wear? Sneak-ers.
19. What did the grape say when it got stepped on twice? "Nothing, just letting out a little wine, again."
20. Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they'd all crack up.
21. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
22. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
23. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
24. Why don't ghosts like rain? It dampens their spirits.
25. What kind of phone does a mermaid use? Shellular.
26. Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car.
27. What did the grape say when it got astride an elephant? Nothing it just let out a little wine.
28. What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a spider? A harenet.
29. Why don't ants get sick? Because they have tiny anty-bodies.
30. Why don't dinosaurs go to the cinema? Because they're extinct.
31. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
32. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
33. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.
34. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk? A fowl smell.
35. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybee.
36. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
37. Why aren't koalas actual bears? They don't meet the koalafications.
38. What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator.
39. Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
40. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
41. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a baker? Frosty Buns.
42. Why don't alligators like to go to the dentist? They don't want to get their teeth 'gator-ed.
43. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts for it.
44. What did the snail say when he caught a ride on the back of a turtle? Wheeeee!
45. Why didn't the bicycle go to school? It was two-tired.
46. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
47. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
48. What do you call a snobbish criminal walking down stairs? A condescending con descending.
49. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
50. What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.