The Death Of Dave And Brad Riddle
Dave and Brad, two popular politicians, met at a club to discuss the overthrow of their party leader. They each ordered a vodka on the rocks. Brad downed his and ordered another. He then drank his second in a gulp and decided to wait before he ordered a third. Meanwhile, Dave, who was sipping his drink, suddenly fell forward dead. Both men were setup for an assassination. Why did Dave die and Brad live?
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Both Dave and Brad were given drinks with poisoned ice cubes. Brad drank his drinks so quickly that the ice didn't have time to melt and release the poison. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The Son Of Water
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Love At A Funeral
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She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Party Poison Riddle
In a party, two friends ordered single malt whiskey on the rocks. One of them drank five of the same in the time when his friend was able to drink only one. Immediately after, his friend died. However the other one was feeling completely normal.
Both the drinks were poisoned. How did the guy who drink five glasses survived?
Both the drinks were poisoned. How did the guy who drink five glasses survived?
Hint:
The guy who drank five glasses survived because the poison was in the middle of ice cubes. He drank rapidly and thus the ice had no chance to melt in his drink while the other one drank slowly and thus enough ice had melted in his drink to poison it heavily and he died. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The Climbing Trip Riddle
A couple went on for a climbing trip. But only the husband returned from the vacation and said that his wife slipped off while climbing and died. On investigating, the local sheriff arrested him saying, 'Your travel agent called. You murdered your wife.'
The man did not inform anyone about the trip. Then how did the agent was so sure that it is a murder?
The man did not inform anyone about the trip. Then how did the agent was so sure that it is a murder?
Hint:
The man bought only one way ticket for his wife whereas he bought two way ticket for himself. It means that he was sure that he will be returning alone. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The Other Side Of The Door Riddle
A man watches his friend walk slowly across a room, go through a door at the other end, and slam the heavy steel door behind him. The man knows that his friend is dead. There are no windows in the door or in the walls around it. His friend wasn't dieing as he walked across the room. The room on the other side of the door was perfectly safe, and there was no one in it. How did the man know that his friend was dead? Also, if the same thing had happened now, the man wouldn't have died.
Hint:
They were diving, wearing the old-fashioned diving suits that have a tube that goes to the surface. The were exploring a sunken submarine. When the man shut the door, it cut the air tube, and he died. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The Stranger Riddle
A man and a woman were driving in their car when it broke down. The man decided to go for help at a gas station a few miles back. He made sure nobody was in the car, rolled all the windows up, and locked all of the sedan's doors. He went off, but when he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car. No physical damage was done to the car, so how did the stranger get in?
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The stranger was a baby and the woman died in childbirth. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Swallowed The Dead Riddle
I've swallowed the dead,
Of a torn lands end.
And I hold the remains,
Of an unknown friend
A mansion once stood,
Where I now lay,
We honor all those
Who fought battles and wars
And gave us today.
What am I?
Of a torn lands end.
And I hold the remains,
Of an unknown friend
A mansion once stood,
Where I now lay,
We honor all those
Who fought battles and wars
And gave us today.
What am I?
Hint:
Arlington National Cemetery, the burial place of soldiers from the United States Civil War. It also houses the tomb of unknown soldiers. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The Beggar's Brother Riddle
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21 Birthdays Riddle
Frederick died after a long and productive life of 87 years, but this epitaph was written on his headstone:
Frederick lived a good long life,
He loved his children and his wife,
He was honest, kind and deserved nothing but praise,
Even if he only had twenty-one birthdays.
How is this possible?
Frederick lived a good long life,
He loved his children and his wife,
He was honest, kind and deserved nothing but praise,
Even if he only had twenty-one birthdays.
How is this possible?
Hint:
He was born on February 29th in a leap year. Consequently, in his 87 years, he only witnessed twenty-one of his actual birthdays. The other years there was no February 29th. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Dead Man In The Desert Riddle
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Answer: The man jumped out of a plane over a desert, but his parachute failed to open. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The Flicker Of A Light
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He is running to deliver a pardon, and the flickering lights indicate the convict to be pardoned has just been electrocuted. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Hierarchy Is No More Riddle
A king of riches. A pawn of poor. After the game the same box they board. It takes them where hierarchy is no more. What is it?
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Comes To Bedsides Riddle
battlefronts, and crumbling ridges.
When he comes, he comes alone,
taps a shoulder, then is gone.
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Seven Deaths Riddle
A man goes to bed at 9:45 pm. He makes himself a drink, then turns off the TV and the lights. The night was windy and there was a major storm. The next day he discovers he was the cause of seven deaths. How is this possible?
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He lived in a lighthouse as lighthouse keeper. He turned off all the lights by accident, so a ship with 7 passengers couldnt negotiate the rocky shores. One would think the light switches in a lighthouse would be more clearly marked. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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1. What did the mortician say to the corpse? "You’re dying to get in here!"
2. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to dance with.
3. What does a dead comedian get for a coffin? A laugh-in-a-box.
4. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
5. How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickling his funny bone.
6. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
7. Why did the zombie go to the doctor? He was feeling a bit rotten.
8. What do you call a train full of dead people? A casket liner.
9. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
10. What do ghosts eat for breakfast? Boo-berry pancakes.
11. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
12. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
13. Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback.
14. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
15. What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador.
16. Why did the tomato turn green? Because it saw the salad dressing.
17. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A hobbling ghoul.
18. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
19. What happens to a magician when he disappears? He is transparent.
20. Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the other side.
21. What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.
22. What do cemeteries do with dead people? Bury the hatchet.
23. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
24. What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast? Frosty flakes.
25. Why did the tomato turn blue? Because it was Crying over Onions.
26. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
27. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
28. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
29. Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
30. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish? Swimming trunks.
31. Why did the basketball player go to jail? He committed a foul.
32. Why did the robot go on a diet? It wanted to lose some weight in circuits.
33. Why did the cat go to the doctor? Because it was kitten sick.
34. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
35. Why did the banana lose its peel? It was worn thin.
36. What do you get when you cross a chilli pepper and a snowman? A hot snowman.
37. Why did the bear go to the doctor? He had a fever.
38. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
39. Why did the fisherman put his fish in the refrigerator? He wanted to keep it fresh.
40. What did one casket say to the other? Is that you coffin?
41. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
42. What do you call a cowboy who has lost his horse? Nada.
43. What do ghosts eat at cocktail parties? Boooose.
44. Why did the frog call his insurance agent? He had a jump in his car.
45. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a snake? A chilly snake.
46. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
47. Why did the bees go on strike? They wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.
48. What do you get when you cross an owl and a goat? A hootin' nanny.
49. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
50. Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had peel-appeal.
1. What did the mortician say to the corpse? "You’re dying to get in here!"
2. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to dance with.
3. What does a dead comedian get for a coffin? A laugh-in-a-box.
4. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
5. How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickling his funny bone.
6. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
7. Why did the zombie go to the doctor? He was feeling a bit rotten.
8. What do you call a train full of dead people? A casket liner.
9. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
10. What do ghosts eat for breakfast? Boo-berry pancakes.
11. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
12. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
13. Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback.
14. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
15. What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador.
16. Why did the tomato turn green? Because it saw the salad dressing.
17. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A hobbling ghoul.
18. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
19. What happens to a magician when he disappears? He is transparent.
20. Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the other side.
21. What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.
22. What do cemeteries do with dead people? Bury the hatchet.
23. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
24. What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast? Frosty flakes.
25. Why did the tomato turn blue? Because it was Crying over Onions.
26. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
27. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
28. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
29. Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
30. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish? Swimming trunks.
31. Why did the basketball player go to jail? He committed a foul.
32. Why did the robot go on a diet? It wanted to lose some weight in circuits.
33. Why did the cat go to the doctor? Because it was kitten sick.
34. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
35. Why did the banana lose its peel? It was worn thin.
36. What do you get when you cross a chilli pepper and a snowman? A hot snowman.
37. Why did the bear go to the doctor? He had a fever.
38. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
39. Why did the fisherman put his fish in the refrigerator? He wanted to keep it fresh.
40. What did one casket say to the other? Is that you coffin?
41. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
42. What do you call a cowboy who has lost his horse? Nada.
43. What do ghosts eat at cocktail parties? Boooose.
44. Why did the frog call his insurance agent? He had a jump in his car.
45. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a snake? A chilly snake.
46. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
47. Why did the bees go on strike? They wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.
48. What do you get when you cross an owl and a goat? A hootin' nanny.
49. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
50. Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had peel-appeal.