Never Coming Back Riddle
I'm sometimes white and sometimes black.
I'll take you there, but never bring you back.
What could I be? Body parts remaining: 6
I'll take you there, but never bring you back.
What could I be? Body parts remaining: 6
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Who Killed Samuel?
My name is Andy, and I will tell you a murderous tale.
On Friday, a murder took place at 4:21 a.m. The morning was calm with light rain. The body of Samuel was found in the dining room, however the murder happened in the kitchen. When the police arrived they could not find out the cause of death.
An autopsy was performed and ruled a natural death. Samuel was however poisoned by arsenic, an undetectable poison. His wife, 5'3" who leaves every night for work until 6 a.m, says she is sure that it was a suicide or suspects the butler. The butler happens to leave at 4 a.m everyday and returns at 6 p.m. The butler suspects the wife because she found pictures of her husband and another woman in her car. Who murdered the husband?
On Friday, a murder took place at 4:21 a.m. The morning was calm with light rain. The body of Samuel was found in the dining room, however the murder happened in the kitchen. When the police arrived they could not find out the cause of death.
An autopsy was performed and ruled a natural death. Samuel was however poisoned by arsenic, an undetectable poison. His wife, 5'3" who leaves every night for work until 6 a.m, says she is sure that it was a suicide or suspects the butler. The butler happens to leave at 4 a.m everyday and returns at 6 p.m. The butler suspects the wife because she found pictures of her husband and another woman in her car. Who murdered the husband?
Hint: There are three suspects.
The narrator, Andy. Both the wife and the butler suspect each other and have an alibi. Only Andy knows the name of the undetectable poison that killed Samuel. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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How Did It Happen Riddle
A man was going to bleach his socks because they had gotten muddy the day before. As he was pouring the bleach into the washing machine, he spilled some on the floor. He got some ammonia cleaning fluid and mopped it up with a rag. Minutes later he was dead. How did he die?
Hint:
When you mix bleach and ammonia, it creates a deadly gas. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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No Way In Or Out Riddle
It is a stormy, snowy day. There is a man dead inside a shack. There are no windows and the only door is locked from inside. There is no way in or out. The man has a stab wound. There is a puddle of water and blood next to him. How did he die?
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Cabin On The Mountain Riddle
There is a cabin on the side of a mountain. Three people are inside and they are dead. How did they die?
Hint:
They were killed in a plane crash The three people were the pilot, co-pilot, and navigator. They crashed in snow storm. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The Beggar's Brother Riddle
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The Double Decker Bus Riddle
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Late For The Bus Riddle
A married couple is traveling by bus on dangerous mountain roads. Midway through their journey the bus stops for snacks and a restroom break. The couple is enjoying the postcards in the store when the bus driver curtly tells them its past time to leave. Fifteen minutes after, the bus is hit by a mud slide and two people are killed. The couple blames themselves for the deaths. Why?
Hint:
They blame themselves because they caused the bus to be late. If they had been on time, the bus would have already passed the location of the mud slide. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Monkey Out Of A Tree Riddle
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Dialing 911 Riddle
An old lady in the United States has a heart attack and dials 911. No one came and she died. How could this have happened?
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Three Mountain Climbers
the summit, how could this be possible?
Hint:
They found a cabin of an airplane that had crashed there with 3 bodies in it. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Jack And Jill Riddle
Jack and Jill are lying on the floor inside the house, dead. They died from lack of water. There is shattered glass next to them. How did they die?
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The Man In The Coffin Riddle
There is a man standing over a dead body in a coffin, and another man walks in and asks, whos in the coffin. The first man replies, brothers and sisters, I have none, but this mans father is my fathers son. Whos in the coffin?
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Today's Bar Special Riddle
A man walks into a bar and says: Give me today's special. The bartender says: In a shot or a bottle? The man says: In a shot. The bartender gives it to him. He drinks it and then he dies. Why did he die?
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A Dead Chemist Riddle
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1. What did the mortician say to the corpse? "You’re dying to get in here!"
2. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to dance with.
3. What does a dead comedian get for a coffin? A laugh-in-a-box.
4. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
5. How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickling his funny bone.
6. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
7. Why did the zombie go to the doctor? He was feeling a bit rotten.
8. What do you call a train full of dead people? A casket liner.
9. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
10. What do ghosts eat for breakfast? Boo-berry pancakes.
11. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
12. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
13. Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback.
14. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
15. What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador.
16. Why did the tomato turn green? Because it saw the salad dressing.
17. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A hobbling ghoul.
18. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
19. What happens to a magician when he disappears? He is transparent.
20. Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the other side.
21. What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.
22. What do cemeteries do with dead people? Bury the hatchet.
23. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
24. What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast? Frosty flakes.
25. Why did the tomato turn blue? Because it was Crying over Onions.
26. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
27. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
28. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
29. Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
30. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish? Swimming trunks.
31. Why did the basketball player go to jail? He committed a foul.
32. Why did the robot go on a diet? It wanted to lose some weight in circuits.
33. Why did the cat go to the doctor? Because it was kitten sick.
34. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
35. Why did the banana lose its peel? It was worn thin.
36. What do you get when you cross a chilli pepper and a snowman? A hot snowman.
37. Why did the bear go to the doctor? He had a fever.
38. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
39. Why did the fisherman put his fish in the refrigerator? He wanted to keep it fresh.
40. What did one casket say to the other? Is that you coffin?
41. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
42. What do you call a cowboy who has lost his horse? Nada.
43. What do ghosts eat at cocktail parties? Boooose.
44. Why did the frog call his insurance agent? He had a jump in his car.
45. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a snake? A chilly snake.
46. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
47. Why did the bees go on strike? They wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.
48. What do you get when you cross an owl and a goat? A hootin' nanny.
49. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
50. Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had peel-appeal.
1. What did the mortician say to the corpse? "You’re dying to get in here!"
2. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to dance with.
3. What does a dead comedian get for a coffin? A laugh-in-a-box.
4. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
5. How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickling his funny bone.
6. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
7. Why did the zombie go to the doctor? He was feeling a bit rotten.
8. What do you call a train full of dead people? A casket liner.
9. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
10. What do ghosts eat for breakfast? Boo-berry pancakes.
11. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
12. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
13. Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback.
14. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
15. What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador.
16. Why did the tomato turn green? Because it saw the salad dressing.
17. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A hobbling ghoul.
18. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
19. What happens to a magician when he disappears? He is transparent.
20. Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the other side.
21. What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.
22. What do cemeteries do with dead people? Bury the hatchet.
23. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
24. What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast? Frosty flakes.
25. Why did the tomato turn blue? Because it was Crying over Onions.
26. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
27. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
28. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
29. Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
30. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish? Swimming trunks.
31. Why did the basketball player go to jail? He committed a foul.
32. Why did the robot go on a diet? It wanted to lose some weight in circuits.
33. Why did the cat go to the doctor? Because it was kitten sick.
34. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
35. Why did the banana lose its peel? It was worn thin.
36. What do you get when you cross a chilli pepper and a snowman? A hot snowman.
37. Why did the bear go to the doctor? He had a fever.
38. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
39. Why did the fisherman put his fish in the refrigerator? He wanted to keep it fresh.
40. What did one casket say to the other? Is that you coffin?
41. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
42. What do you call a cowboy who has lost his horse? Nada.
43. What do ghosts eat at cocktail parties? Boooose.
44. Why did the frog call his insurance agent? He had a jump in his car.
45. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a snake? A chilly snake.
46. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
47. Why did the bees go on strike? They wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.
48. What do you get when you cross an owl and a goat? A hootin' nanny.
49. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
50. Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had peel-appeal.