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Never Coming Back Riddle

Hint:
Death
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Who Killed Samuel?

Hint: There are three suspects.
The narrator, Andy. Both the wife and the butler suspect each other and have an alibi. Only Andy knows the name of the undetectable poison that killed Samuel.
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How Did It Happen Riddle

Hint:
When you mix bleach and ammonia, it creates a deadly gas.
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No Way In Or Out Riddle

Hint:
He stabbed himself with an icicle.
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Cabin On The Mountain Riddle

Hint:
They were killed in a plane crash The three people were the pilot, co-pilot, and navigator. They crashed in snow storm.
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The Beggar's Brother Riddle

Hint:
The beggar was a woman.
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The Double Decker Bus Riddle

Hint:
The deceased!
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Late For The Bus Riddle

Hint:
They blame themselves because they caused the bus to be late. If they had been on time, the bus would have already passed the location of the mud slide.
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Monkey Out Of A Tree Riddle

Hint:
He was dead.
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Dialing 911 Riddle

Hint:
She dialed but never actually called.
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Three Mountain Climbers

Hint:
They found a cabin of an airplane that had crashed there with 3 bodies in it.
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Jack And Jill Riddle

Hint:
Jack and Jill are goldfish.
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The Man In The Coffin Riddle

Hint:
His son.
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Today's Bar Special Riddle

Hint:
The bartender gave him a shot like from a gun.
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A Dead Chemist Riddle

Hint:
Barium!
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1. What did the mortician say to the corpse? "You’re dying to get in here!"

2. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to dance with.

3. What does a dead comedian get for a coffin? A laugh-in-a-box.

4. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

5. How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickling his funny bone.

6. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

7. Why did the zombie go to the doctor? He was feeling a bit rotten.

8. What do you call a train full of dead people? A casket liner.

9. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!

10. What do ghosts eat for breakfast? Boo-berry pancakes.

11. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

12. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

13. Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback.

14. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.

15. What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador.

16. Why did the tomato turn green? Because it saw the salad dressing.

17. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A hobbling ghoul.

18. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

19. What happens to a magician when he disappears? He is transparent.

20. Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the other side.

21. What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

22. What do cemeteries do with dead people? Bury the hatchet.

23. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

24. What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast? Frosty flakes.

25. Why did the tomato turn blue? Because it was Crying over Onions.

26. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

27. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

28. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.

29. Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.

30. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish? Swimming trunks.

31. Why did the basketball player go to jail? He committed a foul.

32. Why did the robot go on a diet? It wanted to lose some weight in circuits.

33. Why did the cat go to the doctor? Because it was kitten sick.

34. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.

35. Why did the banana lose its peel? It was worn thin.

36. What do you get when you cross a chilli pepper and a snowman? A hot snowman.

37. Why did the bear go to the doctor? He had a fever.

38. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.

39. Why did the fisherman put his fish in the refrigerator? He wanted to keep it fresh.

40. What did one casket say to the other? Is that you coffin?

41. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

42. What do you call a cowboy who has lost his horse? Nada.

43. What do ghosts eat at cocktail parties? Boooose.

44. Why did the frog call his insurance agent? He had a jump in his car.

45. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a snake? A chilly snake.

46. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.

47. Why did the bees go on strike? They wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.

48. What do you get when you cross an owl and a goat? A hootin' nanny.

49. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.

50. Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had peel-appeal.
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