Burying A Woman Riddle
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A Woman Meets A Nice Man At Her Sisters Wedding
A woman meets this nice man at her sisters wedding. They talk for a while and really begin hitting it off. She goes to the restroom and after returning he's gone. The very next day the woman decided to kill her sister. Why?
Hint: She really likes this man.
A Man Found Dead Riddle
A man was found dead in his study. He was slumped over his desk and a gun was in his hand. There was a cassette recorder on his desk. When the police entered the room and pressed the play button on the tape recorder they heard: I cant go on. I have nothing to live for. Then there was the sound of a gunshot.
How did the detective immediately know that the man had been murdered and it wasnt a suicide?
How did the detective immediately know that the man had been murdered and it wasnt a suicide?
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Gated Cemeteries Riddle
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Diseased Criminal Riddle
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Who Was The Murderer
A man is found dead on a Sunday morning. His wife calls the police immediately. The police question the wife and staff. The wife said she was asleep, the cook said he was cooking breakfast, the gardener said she was picking vegetables, the butler said he was cleaning the closet, and the maid said she was getting the mail. The police immediately arrested the murderer. Who was the murderer?
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1. What did the mortician say to the corpse? "You’re dying to get in here!"
2. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to dance with.
3. What does a dead comedian get for a coffin? A laugh-in-a-box.
4. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
5. How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickling his funny bone.
6. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
7. Why did the zombie go to the doctor? He was feeling a bit rotten.
8. What do you call a train full of dead people? A casket liner.
9. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
10. What do ghosts eat for breakfast? Boo-berry pancakes.
11. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
12. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
13. Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback.
14. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
15. What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador.
16. Why did the tomato turn green? Because it saw the salad dressing.
17. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A hobbling ghoul.
18. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
19. What happens to a magician when he disappears? He is transparent.
20. Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the other side.
21. What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.
22. What do cemeteries do with dead people? Bury the hatchet.
23. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
24. What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast? Frosty flakes.
25. Why did the tomato turn blue? Because it was Crying over Onions.
26. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
27. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
28. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
29. Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
30. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish? Swimming trunks.
31. Why did the basketball player go to jail? He committed a foul.
32. Why did the robot go on a diet? It wanted to lose some weight in circuits.
33. Why did the cat go to the doctor? Because it was kitten sick.
34. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
35. Why did the banana lose its peel? It was worn thin.
36. What do you get when you cross a chilli pepper and a snowman? A hot snowman.
37. Why did the bear go to the doctor? He had a fever.
38. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
39. Why did the fisherman put his fish in the refrigerator? He wanted to keep it fresh.
40. What did one casket say to the other? Is that you coffin?
41. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
42. What do you call a cowboy who has lost his horse? Nada.
43. What do ghosts eat at cocktail parties? Boooose.
44. Why did the frog call his insurance agent? He had a jump in his car.
45. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a snake? A chilly snake.
46. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
47. Why did the bees go on strike? They wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.
48. What do you get when you cross an owl and a goat? A hootin' nanny.
49. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
50. Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had peel-appeal.
1. What did the mortician say to the corpse? "You’re dying to get in here!"
2. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to dance with.
3. What does a dead comedian get for a coffin? A laugh-in-a-box.
4. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
5. How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickling his funny bone.
6. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
7. Why did the zombie go to the doctor? He was feeling a bit rotten.
8. What do you call a train full of dead people? A casket liner.
9. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
10. What do ghosts eat for breakfast? Boo-berry pancakes.
11. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
12. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
13. Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback.
14. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
15. What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador.
16. Why did the tomato turn green? Because it saw the salad dressing.
17. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A hobbling ghoul.
18. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
19. What happens to a magician when he disappears? He is transparent.
20. Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the other side.
21. What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.
22. What do cemeteries do with dead people? Bury the hatchet.
23. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
24. What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast? Frosty flakes.
25. Why did the tomato turn blue? Because it was Crying over Onions.
26. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
27. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
28. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
29. Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
30. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish? Swimming trunks.
31. Why did the basketball player go to jail? He committed a foul.
32. Why did the robot go on a diet? It wanted to lose some weight in circuits.
33. Why did the cat go to the doctor? Because it was kitten sick.
34. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
35. Why did the banana lose its peel? It was worn thin.
36. What do you get when you cross a chilli pepper and a snowman? A hot snowman.
37. Why did the bear go to the doctor? He had a fever.
38. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
39. Why did the fisherman put his fish in the refrigerator? He wanted to keep it fresh.
40. What did one casket say to the other? Is that you coffin?
41. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
42. What do you call a cowboy who has lost his horse? Nada.
43. What do ghosts eat at cocktail parties? Boooose.
44. Why did the frog call his insurance agent? He had a jump in his car.
45. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a snake? A chilly snake.
46. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
47. Why did the bees go on strike? They wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.
48. What do you get when you cross an owl and a goat? A hootin' nanny.
49. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
50. Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had peel-appeal.