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Burying A Woman Riddle

Hint:
Because she's still alive!
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A Woman Meets A Nice Man At Her Sisters Wedding

Hint: She really likes this man.
So the man attends the funeral.
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A Man Found Dead Riddle

Hint:
The suicide tape was rewound by the murderer.
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Gated Cemeteries Riddle

Hint:
Because people are dying to get in!
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Diseased Criminal Riddle

Hint:
A leper-con!
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Who Was The Murderer

Hint:
The maid, there is no mail on Sunday.
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1. What did the mortician say to the corpse? "You’re dying to get in here!"

2. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to dance with.

3. What does a dead comedian get for a coffin? A laugh-in-a-box.

4. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

5. How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickling his funny bone.

6. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

7. Why did the zombie go to the doctor? He was feeling a bit rotten.

8. What do you call a train full of dead people? A casket liner.

9. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!

10. What do ghosts eat for breakfast? Boo-berry pancakes.

11. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

12. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

13. Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback.

14. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.

15. What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador.

16. Why did the tomato turn green? Because it saw the salad dressing.

17. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A hobbling ghoul.

18. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

19. What happens to a magician when he disappears? He is transparent.

20. Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the other side.

21. What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

22. What do cemeteries do with dead people? Bury the hatchet.

23. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

24. What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast? Frosty flakes.

25. Why did the tomato turn blue? Because it was Crying over Onions.

26. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

27. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

28. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.

29. Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.

30. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish? Swimming trunks.

31. Why did the basketball player go to jail? He committed a foul.

32. Why did the robot go on a diet? It wanted to lose some weight in circuits.

33. Why did the cat go to the doctor? Because it was kitten sick.

34. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.

35. Why did the banana lose its peel? It was worn thin.

36. What do you get when you cross a chilli pepper and a snowman? A hot snowman.

37. Why did the bear go to the doctor? He had a fever.

38. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.

39. Why did the fisherman put his fish in the refrigerator? He wanted to keep it fresh.

40. What did one casket say to the other? Is that you coffin?

41. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

42. What do you call a cowboy who has lost his horse? Nada.

43. What do ghosts eat at cocktail parties? Boooose.

44. Why did the frog call his insurance agent? He had a jump in his car.

45. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a snake? A chilly snake.

46. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.

47. Why did the bees go on strike? They wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.

48. What do you get when you cross an owl and a goat? A hootin' nanny.

49. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.

50. Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had peel-appeal.
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