Halloween Crossing
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Scary Pets Riddle
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Pumpkin And Spice But Not Everything Nice
I'm made of pumpkin and spice but not everything nice,
I prefer ghosts and ghouls and anything cruel.
I can cool you down after the hottest time ever,
You can figure me out without having to be clever.
I prefer ghosts and ghouls and anything cruel.
I can cool you down after the hottest time ever,
You can figure me out without having to be clever.
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I Choose To Fall Back
While some spring forward, I choose to fall back.
Come and join me while you sit on a haystack.
I may show a movie with a crazed maniac,
I will for sure host a festival to give you a heart attack.
Come and join me while you sit on a haystack.
I may show a movie with a crazed maniac,
I will for sure host a festival to give you a heart attack.
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Mean Skeletons Riddle
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I Do Magic Riddle
What was my favorite thing at school?
Well now, that would be telling
But as I do lots of magic
You could say it was spelling
What am I?
Well now, that would be telling
But as I do lots of magic
You could say it was spelling
What am I?
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The Big Black Pot Riddle
Eye of newt and toe of frog
Wool of bat? Just a spot
These are all what witches brew
Inside this big black pot
Wool of bat? Just a spot
These are all what witches brew
Inside this big black pot
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Keep Me In Check Riddle
Im about 8 feet tall
And have bolts in my neck
I have powerful rage
Better keep me in check
Who am I?
And have bolts in my neck
I have powerful rage
Better keep me in check
Who am I?
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Every Witch Needs One Riddle
Every witch needs one of these
If she is to cast a spell
Its what she makes her brew in
That gives off an awful smell
If she is to cast a spell
Its what she makes her brew in
That gives off an awful smell
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Confused Programmers Riddle
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Ghostly Toys Riddle
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The Broken Pumpkin Riddle
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Halloween Trees Riddle
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Ghost Mom And Dad Riddle
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Hungry Werewolf Riddle
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1. What do skeletons use to call their friends? Their boney-phones!
2. Why didn't the ghost go to the party? He had nobody to go with!
3. How do mummies keep their pants up? With their pyramid!
4. What kind of music do vampires like? Blood-y pop!
5. Why do witches wear name tags? So they know which witch is which!
6. What do you call a skeleton that doesn't like to work? Lazy bones!
7. Why don't ghosts like the rain? It dampens their spirits!
8. What do you call a scary clown? A jester-frighter!
9. Why did the zombie go to school? To learn some brains!
10. What do you give a ghost for breakfast? Boo-erry muffins!
11. Why did Dracula go to art school? To learn how to draw blood!
12. How does a vampire order a pizza? Extra garlic, hold the sunlight!
13. What is a ghost's favorite fruit? Boo-nanas!
14. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He wanted to marrow-garita!
15. How did the monster rapper win the costume contest? He had the sickest bars!
16. What do you call a ghost in a tree? A branch manager!
17. Why do spiders make great magicians? They can disappear and reappear in a web!
18. What do you call a pumpkin that can play music? A gourd-ian!
19. Why did the witch decide to become a chef? She wanted to cast spells in the kitchen!
20. How do ghosts wash their hair? With sham-boo!
21. Why did the mummy go on vacation? To get a wrap on relaxation!
22. How do you scare a snowman? Give him a hairdryer!
23. Why do vampires never get sick? They have a strong blood-lust system!
24. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite!
25. Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He felt like he was missing his funny-bone!
26. Why was the ghost afraid of the elevator? It was lift-ophobic!
27. What do you call a ghost's advice column? The boo-tique!
28. How does a ghost tell time? By using a boo-sy clock!
29. What do you call a zombie that can dance? Michael Jack-flesh!
30. Why are witches bad at sports? They keep flying off the field!
31. What do you get when you cross a ghost and a pirate? A boo-y-ARRRR!
32. How do ghosts greet each other? With a "haunt-ello!"
33. Why do monsters love eating cookies? They're great for monster-munching!
34. What kind of music do monsters play at Halloween parties? Monster MASH-ups!
35. Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself? He wanted some bone-appetit popcorn!
36. What do you get when you cross a bat and a snowball? Frostbite!
37. Why did the witch go on a diet? She needed to watch her spell-houette!
38. How do you know if a ghost is happy? It boo-gies down!
39. What do you call a witch that's terrible at casting spells? A hex-troverted!
40. What did the monster say when he saw the golden gate bridge? "Frank-en-thrilled!"
41. Why did the zombie join the army? To serve his country and get some fresh brains!
42. How do monsters make omelets? With scream-eggs!
43. What do you call a haunted house that's also a diner? A sc-a-restaurant!
44. Why do witches ride brooms instead of vacuum cleaners? Because they like to sweep things under the rug!
45. How do you make a ghost laugh? With some silly-boo-nery!
46. What did the pumpkin say to the carrot? "You're not gourd enough for me!"
47. Why do vampires wear sunglasses? To keep the sunlight from staking them out!
48. What do you call a group of ghosts that travel together? A boo-que!
49. How did the skeleton ride his bike? With his bony legs!
50. Why did the monster take his girlfriend to the dentist? Because she had fang-tastic teeth!
1. What do skeletons use to call their friends? Their boney-phones!
2. Why didn't the ghost go to the party? He had nobody to go with!
3. How do mummies keep their pants up? With their pyramid!
4. What kind of music do vampires like? Blood-y pop!
5. Why do witches wear name tags? So they know which witch is which!
6. What do you call a skeleton that doesn't like to work? Lazy bones!
7. Why don't ghosts like the rain? It dampens their spirits!
8. What do you call a scary clown? A jester-frighter!
9. Why did the zombie go to school? To learn some brains!
10. What do you give a ghost for breakfast? Boo-erry muffins!
11. Why did Dracula go to art school? To learn how to draw blood!
12. How does a vampire order a pizza? Extra garlic, hold the sunlight!
13. What is a ghost's favorite fruit? Boo-nanas!
14. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He wanted to marrow-garita!
15. How did the monster rapper win the costume contest? He had the sickest bars!
16. What do you call a ghost in a tree? A branch manager!
17. Why do spiders make great magicians? They can disappear and reappear in a web!
18. What do you call a pumpkin that can play music? A gourd-ian!
19. Why did the witch decide to become a chef? She wanted to cast spells in the kitchen!
20. How do ghosts wash their hair? With sham-boo!
21. Why did the mummy go on vacation? To get a wrap on relaxation!
22. How do you scare a snowman? Give him a hairdryer!
23. Why do vampires never get sick? They have a strong blood-lust system!
24. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite!
25. Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He felt like he was missing his funny-bone!
26. Why was the ghost afraid of the elevator? It was lift-ophobic!
27. What do you call a ghost's advice column? The boo-tique!
28. How does a ghost tell time? By using a boo-sy clock!
29. What do you call a zombie that can dance? Michael Jack-flesh!
30. Why are witches bad at sports? They keep flying off the field!
31. What do you get when you cross a ghost and a pirate? A boo-y-ARRRR!
32. How do ghosts greet each other? With a "haunt-ello!"
33. Why do monsters love eating cookies? They're great for monster-munching!
34. What kind of music do monsters play at Halloween parties? Monster MASH-ups!
35. Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself? He wanted some bone-appetit popcorn!
36. What do you get when you cross a bat and a snowball? Frostbite!
37. Why did the witch go on a diet? She needed to watch her spell-houette!
38. How do you know if a ghost is happy? It boo-gies down!
39. What do you call a witch that's terrible at casting spells? A hex-troverted!
40. What did the monster say when he saw the golden gate bridge? "Frank-en-thrilled!"
41. Why did the zombie join the army? To serve his country and get some fresh brains!
42. How do monsters make omelets? With scream-eggs!
43. What do you call a haunted house that's also a diner? A sc-a-restaurant!
44. Why do witches ride brooms instead of vacuum cleaners? Because they like to sweep things under the rug!
45. How do you make a ghost laugh? With some silly-boo-nery!
46. What did the pumpkin say to the carrot? "You're not gourd enough for me!"
47. Why do vampires wear sunglasses? To keep the sunlight from staking them out!
48. What do you call a group of ghosts that travel together? A boo-que!
49. How did the skeleton ride his bike? With his bony legs!
50. Why did the monster take his girlfriend to the dentist? Because she had fang-tastic teeth!