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Failed Salute Riddle

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Saluting indoors is forbidden except when formally reporting to a superior officer.
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The Same Problem Riddle

Hint:
"We're in the same boat."
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A Soldier Who Survived Mustard Gas & Pepper Spray

Hint:
A seasoned veteran.
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The Upset Sergeant Riddle

Hint:
Because he spent more time dividing than conquering!
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A Fighter Pilot And A Fighter Jet Riddle

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The jet stops whining the engines are shut off.
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Tigers Like Sergeants Riddle

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They both wear stripes.
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Branch Of The Military Riddle

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The infantry!
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Soldiers Hate Most Riddle

Hint:
March!
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Sailors Playing Cards Riddle

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The captain was sitting on the deck.
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Air Force Bingo Riddle

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B-52...F-16...A-10.
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The Generals Armies Riddle

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In his sleevies. (get it his sleeves)
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1. What do you call a group of army veterans who love to party? A platoon of party animals!

2. Who won the race between the army veteran and the navy veteran? It was a tie—they both had a lot of SEALs!

3. How did the veterans celebrate Veterans Day? They saluted the day with humor and plenty of valor-ed jokes!

4. Why did the veteran join the circus? He wanted to see some major firepower!

5. Why do veterans always keep their shoes tied? To make sure that their dogs of war don't come loose!

6. How did the veteran break up with his girlfriend? He told her that he had orders from the top brass to go on a mission, but really he was just AWOL!

7. What did the veteran say when he was asked if he had a military discount? He said, "No, but I've got a lot of soldierity!"

8. Why did the veteran become a pilot? He wanted to be in charge of the air support, and he knew that the sky was the limit!

9. Why did the veteran become a DJ? He wanted to get the troops pumped up and ready to rock and roll!

10. What do you call a group of veterans who love to sing? A chorus of Courageous!

11. What do you call a veteran who's always full of energy? A Gung-Ho-bal.

12. How did the veteran break up a fight? He called in for some army rein-forcings!

13. What did the veteran say when he finally retired? "It's time to hang up my boots and put my sneakers on!"

14. Why did the veteran become a chef? He loved to fight in the kitchen, and he knew how to cook up a storm!

15. What do you call a group of veterans who love to talk about the old days? A battalion of back-in-the-day dreamers!

16. What did the veteran say when he got a bad haircut? "It's okay, I've been through worse—like basic training!"

17. Why do veterans always know where they're going? Because they've got a map to their memories!

18. How did the veteran become a detective? He was always on the lookout for some recon-assaince!

19. What do you call a veteran who's always ready for a good time? A battle buddy that's always on point!

20. Why did the veteran become a comedian? To keep his audience's morale high and their spirits lifted!

21. What did the veteran say when he was asked if he knew CPR? "I don't have to, I'm already a specialist!"

22. Why do veterans never get lost? They've got a GPS—Great Patriotic Sense!

23. What do you call a group of veterans who love to fish? A squad of reeling heroes!

24. Why did the veteran become a magician? He knew how to make his challenges vanish!

25. What did the veteran say when he was told that he couldn't do something? "Just watch me! I've been through tougher obstacles before!"

26. Why did the veteran become a teacher? Because he knew how to lead by example!

27. What do you call a veteran who loves to climb? A mountain climber of my-elite-vets!

28. Why did the veteran become a hitchhiker? Because he knew how to pick up rapidly-deployable skills!

29. What did the veteran say when he was asked if he knew how to handle a crisis? "I'm a veteran, I'm always prepared!"

30. Why do veterans always have great vision? They know how to keep their eyes on the prize!

31. What do you call a group of veterans who love to play golf? A platoon of heroes on the green!

32. Why did the veteran become an artist? Because he knew how to paint a picture of courage and sacrifice!

33. What did the veteran say when he was asked if he could take on any challenge? "Challenge accepted—I'm a veteran, what else is new?"

34. Why do veterans always have a solution? They've got more experience than you can shake a bayonet at!

35. What do you call a veteran who loves to run? A jumping-jack-junior sergeant!

36. Why did the veteran become an actor? Because he knew how to perform under pressure!

37. What did the veteran say when he was asked if he could handle a bear? "I'm an army of one!"

38. Why do veterans always get the job done? They've got the discipline, the courage, and the motivation to get it done right!

39. What do you call a group of veterans who love to cook? A mess of culinary soldiers!

40. Why did the veteran become a singer? Because he knew how to sing out his battle hymns!

41. What did the veteran say when he was asked if he could weather the storm? "I'm a veteran, I'll weather any storm that comes my way!"

42. Why do veterans always have a positive attitude? They know how to stay optimistic even in the face of danger!

43. What do you call a veteran who loves to read? A page-turning soldier!

44. Why did the veteran become an entrepreneur? Because he knew how to take his skills and turn them into a successful business venture!

45. What did the veteran say when he was asked if he was afraid of heights? "I'm a sky soldier, I breathe heights for breakfast!"

46. Why do veterans always have their feet on the ground? They know how to adapt to any situation without losing their footing!

47. What do you call a group of veterans who love to dance? A troop of talented kickers!

48. Why did the veteran become a filmmaker? Because he knew how to capture the essence of courage and sacrifice on film!

49. What did the veteran say when he was asked if he could handle any stress? "I'm a veteran, I'm used to living under stress—not just working under it!"

50. Why do veterans always have a good sense of humor? Because they know how to laugh even in the face of adversity!
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