A TRAVELLER COMES TO A FORK IN THE ROAD WHICH LEADS TO TWO VILLIAGES OES HOME TO TELL HIS GF HE GOES THE WRONG WAYUP ONE STREET BUMPS INTO 7 PPL GOES ON THE PAVEMENT AND TAKES A SHORTCUT THRU A PUBLIC P DDLES RIDDLES WITH ANSWERS TO SOLVE - PUZZLES & BRAIN TEASERS

Mercury Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Mars Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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It becomes a shellebration. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A slow-pork.

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A dog. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Because he was a boar. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Lioness Pawling. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Light Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Aye Matey! (I'm 80) Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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You ask each twin What would your brother say?. This works because.... Well let's say the correct path is on the left side. So say you asked the liar "What would your brother say?" Well, the liar would know his brother was honest and he would say the left side, but since the liar lies, he would say right. If you asked the honest twin the same question, he would say right, because he knows his brother will lie. Therefore, you would know that the correct path was the left! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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When a pig is hungry he eats like a horse, and when a horse is hungry he eats like a pig. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Mash them first. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A dead wringer. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Your phone will keep crashing. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The phone. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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