HATE LOVE YES A MONKEY HAS 2 RIDDLES WITH ANSWERS TO SOLVE - PUZZLES & BRAIN TEASERS

I choo-choo-choose you! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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I love ewe! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Nothing Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Cause he'd been lookin' for love in all the wrong places. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Because she was one in a melon! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The letter 'x'. It is the 24th letter of the alphabet, XX in Roman numerals is 20, and XXX is a label for movies that are very inappropriate (unclean). Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Ring Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A donkey, turkey and a monkey. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A mother. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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On Fry Day. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Nothing. She divorced him for never being at home. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A mother. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The phone. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Thursday.

The key is to realize that now must be Friday. In the phrase Two days from now will be Sunday, you can see that now must be Friday, since two days from Friday is Sunday.

Now look at the phrase the day before yesterday. Yesterday is Thursday since now (today) is Friday. The day before yesterday is Wednesday, and the day that follows the day before yesterday is Thursday. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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