WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS SANTA CLUAS WITH A DUCK RI RIDDLES WITH ANSWERS TO SOLVE - PUZZLES & BRAIN TEASERS

A slow-pork.

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Frost-bite! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A stripey sweater. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A horse. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Bicycle petals! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The pavement. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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They tend to lose their balance. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A terrified postman. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Frost-bite! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Biggs, who saw the smoke, would be first; Carpenter, who saw the bullet strike the water, would be second; and Anderson, who heard the report, would be last of all. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Because somebody shouted hay! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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"Pabst Smir!" Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A kitchen strainer. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A fork Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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