Rough Around The Edges Riddle
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Maggot Stuck In An Apple
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Making An Apple Turnover
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The Jelly Role Riddle
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Sarah's Seven Apples
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
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I Taste Good To Eat
I'm tempting, so it's said, I have a shiny coat of red, And my flesh is white beneath. I smell so sweet, Taste good to eat, and help to guard your teeth.
I am a...?
I am a...?
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Red, Green Or Yellow Riddle
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Apples In The Family Riddle
How can you distribute three apples to two fathers and their two sons, giving a whole apple to each?
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They are Grandfather - Father - Son. The middle is a father and a son at the same time! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Apples In A Basket Riddle
There are four girls, and four apples in a basket. Every girl takes an apple, yet one apple remains in the basket? How is this possible?
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The answer is that one girl took the basket. She took the last apple while it was in the basket. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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20 Apples Riddle
There are 20 people in an empty, square room. Each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it without turning his head or body, or moving in any way (other than the eyes). Where can you place an apple so that all but one person can see it?
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Not A Potato Riddle
I have skin but Im not a person
I can be peeled but Im not a potato
Im a fruit but Im not an orange
I grow on trees but Im not a banana
Im usually red or green but Im not a grape
What am I?
I can be peeled but Im not a potato
Im a fruit but Im not an orange
I grow on trees but Im not a banana
Im usually red or green but Im not a grape
What am I?
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Juicy On The Inside Riddle
I am a fruit that is very spiky on the outside and yellow, soft and juicy on the inside. I have APPLE in my name, but I am not an apple! What am I?
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Sometimes Sweet Sometimes Sour Riddle
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Sharing Apples Riddle
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Hal And Al
A surgeon named Hal and a bus driver named Al are both in love with the same woman named Paige. Al needs to go for a long trip of 10 days. Before he left he gave Paige 10 apples. Why?
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Post Your Apple Riddle Puns Below
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1. Why did the apple break up with the orange? Because it couldn't resist its new Honeycrisp
2. How did the apple get into shape? By doing core exercises
3. Why did the apple go to the doctor? It was feeling a little rotten
4. How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down a hill
5. Why did the apple start to act like a clock? It wanted to be the apple-timer
6. How do you keep an apple from getting rotten? Put it in a fruit jar
7. Why did the apple go to school? It wanted to be a smart-apple
8. What's the difference between an apple and a grape? The apple gets mashed up, while the grape gets stomped
9. Why did the apple get a job as a DJ? It wanted to be the core of the party
10. Why did the apple break up with the pear? Because it was just the same old fruit
11. How do you know if an apple is a superhero? It's always saving the day
12. Why did the apple take up boxing? It was tired of being picked on
13. What did the apple say to the orange? "You're grape, but I'm apple-y better"
14. Why did the apple join the military? It wanted to be a private-fruit
15. Why did the apple cross the road? To get to the cider-side
16. How do you make an apple pie? Steal someone's recipe
17. Why did the apple go to the beach? It wanted to get a tan-core
18. Why did the apple go to the gym? It wanted to be more than just a fruit bowl
19. How do you make an apple laugh? Tickle its stem
20. Why did the apple win the race? It was the only one with a-peeling speed
21. Whose the coolest teacher in school? The one who always gets to the core of the problem
22. Why did the apple get a tattoo? It wanted to be more a-peel-ing
23. What do you get when you cross an apple with a computer? A Mac-intosh
24. How do you make an apple happy? Give it a core-mpliment
25. Why did the apple run for mayor? It was tired of just being a side-dish
26. What did the apple say when it got lost in the woods? "Oh no, I think I've gone too far stem-ward"
27. What do you call an apple who's always traveling? A roam-in' apple
28. Why did the apple break up with the banana? It didn't want its core to split
29. How do you make an apple bounce? Drop it on a trampoline
30. Why did the apple go to the library? It wanted to be in the know-core
31. What's an apple's favorite TV show? The Big Bang Core
32. Why did the apple go to the dentist? It had a rotten tooth
33. Why did the apple go to the gym again? Its stem was getting too big
34. How do you make an apple run fast? Give it a-peel
35. What's an apple's favorite music? Core-o-pop
36. Why did the apple go to the playground? It wanted to be a swing-core
37. How do you make an apple look small? Put it next to a watermelon
38. What did the apple say when he was feeling lonely? "I need to find myself a honeycrisp"
39. Why did the apple go to the ballgame? It wanted to be a hit with the crowd-core
40. How do you make an apple sound like a cat? Put it through an apple-lator
41. What do you call an apple who's always telling jokes? A pun-kl
42. Why did the apple go to the bar? It was looking for some hard-cider
43. What do you call an apple who's always taking risks? A core-adventurer
44. How do you make a boring apple fun? Turn it into apple-sauce
45. Why did the apple start a band? It wanted to be the core of attention
46. What do you get when you cross an apple with a superhero? A Mighty Mac
47. Why did the apple go to space? It wanted to be the core of the galaxy
48. How do you make an apple bright? Stick a candle in it
49. Why did the apple get a job as a detective? It wanted to be the core of the investigation
50. What did the apple say when it couldn't figure something out? "I need to use my brain-stem"
1. Why did the apple break up with the orange? Because it couldn't resist its new Honeycrisp
2. How did the apple get into shape? By doing core exercises
3. Why did the apple go to the doctor? It was feeling a little rotten
4. How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down a hill
5. Why did the apple start to act like a clock? It wanted to be the apple-timer
6. How do you keep an apple from getting rotten? Put it in a fruit jar
7. Why did the apple go to school? It wanted to be a smart-apple
8. What's the difference between an apple and a grape? The apple gets mashed up, while the grape gets stomped
9. Why did the apple get a job as a DJ? It wanted to be the core of the party
10. Why did the apple break up with the pear? Because it was just the same old fruit
11. How do you know if an apple is a superhero? It's always saving the day
12. Why did the apple take up boxing? It was tired of being picked on
13. What did the apple say to the orange? "You're grape, but I'm apple-y better"
14. Why did the apple join the military? It wanted to be a private-fruit
15. Why did the apple cross the road? To get to the cider-side
16. How do you make an apple pie? Steal someone's recipe
17. Why did the apple go to the beach? It wanted to get a tan-core
18. Why did the apple go to the gym? It wanted to be more than just a fruit bowl
19. How do you make an apple laugh? Tickle its stem
20. Why did the apple win the race? It was the only one with a-peeling speed
21. Whose the coolest teacher in school? The one who always gets to the core of the problem
22. Why did the apple get a tattoo? It wanted to be more a-peel-ing
23. What do you get when you cross an apple with a computer? A Mac-intosh
24. How do you make an apple happy? Give it a core-mpliment
25. Why did the apple run for mayor? It was tired of just being a side-dish
26. What did the apple say when it got lost in the woods? "Oh no, I think I've gone too far stem-ward"
27. What do you call an apple who's always traveling? A roam-in' apple
28. Why did the apple break up with the banana? It didn't want its core to split
29. How do you make an apple bounce? Drop it on a trampoline
30. Why did the apple go to the library? It wanted to be in the know-core
31. What's an apple's favorite TV show? The Big Bang Core
32. Why did the apple go to the dentist? It had a rotten tooth
33. Why did the apple go to the gym again? Its stem was getting too big
34. How do you make an apple run fast? Give it a-peel
35. What's an apple's favorite music? Core-o-pop
36. Why did the apple go to the playground? It wanted to be a swing-core
37. How do you make an apple look small? Put it next to a watermelon
38. What did the apple say when he was feeling lonely? "I need to find myself a honeycrisp"
39. Why did the apple go to the ballgame? It wanted to be a hit with the crowd-core
40. How do you make an apple sound like a cat? Put it through an apple-lator
41. What do you call an apple who's always telling jokes? A pun-kl
42. Why did the apple go to the bar? It was looking for some hard-cider
43. What do you call an apple who's always taking risks? A core-adventurer
44. How do you make a boring apple fun? Turn it into apple-sauce
45. Why did the apple start a band? It wanted to be the core of attention
46. What do you get when you cross an apple with a superhero? A Mighty Mac
47. Why did the apple go to space? It wanted to be the core of the galaxy
48. How do you make an apple bright? Stick a candle in it
49. Why did the apple get a job as a detective? It wanted to be the core of the investigation
50. What did the apple say when it couldn't figure something out? "I need to use my brain-stem"