DIRTY RIDDLES

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Here are a few funny dirty minded facts to help set the mood:
  • The female species of ferret will die within a year if she doesn't have sex.
  • The average human male ejaculates at a rate of over 250,000 sperm per instance.
  • 25% of all men choose to turn off the lights before they get busy.
  • There are two US states in which vibrators are illegal: Mississippi and Alabama.
  • An 18th century king is said to have deflowered near 40,000 women. (King Fatefehi of Tonga)
  • Making love can help to release the tension that causes headaches on the brain.
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    Pope And The President Riddle

    Hint:
    You only have to get on one knee for the pope.
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    Keeping You Warm Riddle

    What goes naked to keep you warm?
    Body parts remaining: 6
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    Hint:
    Sheep
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    Shipwrecked On A Deserted Island

    Hint:
    To solve this problem they have to use two condoms at the same time.

    man 1 uses two condoms and has sex with woman 1
    man 1 takes off one condom and has sex with woman 2
    man 2 takes condom that man 1 has taken off and has sex with woman 1
    man 2 puts the second condom over the one he is already wearing and has sex with woman 2
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    Computer Whiz Riddle

    Hint:
    Because it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.
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    Making Ice Cream Riddle

    Hint:
    It's an udderly bad idea!
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    Big And Brown Riddle

    Hint:
    Humptys Dump.
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    Tampered Turds Riddle

    Hint:
    So your anus won't slam shut after it comes out.
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    The Gyno And The Pizza Boy

    Hint:
    They can smell it but they cant eat it!
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    Defining A Zebra Riddle

    Hint:
    A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an A-bra.
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    Faster Than Six Brothers

    Hint:
    A virgin.
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