RIDDLE QUOTES

What did the one candle say to the other?

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

What did the mother corn say to her children?

What did one tube of glue say to the other?

What did the sock say to the foot?

What did the elevator say to its friend?

What did the robber say when he stole from the bookstore?

What did the baker say when he found the dough he'd lost?

What did the bride say when she dropped her bouquet?

What did the potato chip say to the other?

What did one penny say to another penny?

Fourteen letters, its q question that can change two lives forever.' Starts with a W and ends with ME.

What questions is it?

What does this symbol mean?

BLOOD
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A man walks into a park with his wife.They feed ducks in a pond .Later on, he says "Duck, Duck!"

What did he mean?

What did the hat say to the tie?

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1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

2. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

3. Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish.

4. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

5. Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged.

6. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

7. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.

8. Why don't ghosts go to the beach? Because they don't like the sand-whiches.

9. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

10. Why did the yogurt go to art school? To become cultured.

11. Why did the duck cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

12. Why did the flower go to the bank? To get a petal loan.

13. Why did the broom go on a cruise? To sweep the decks.

14. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.

15. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed some space.

16. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.

17. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice.

18. Why did the math teacher love geometry? Because it was plane fun.

19. Why don't vampires use computers? Because they prefer to bite the necks of their victims.

20. Why don't ghosts use elevators? They lift spirits.

21. Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? Because then they'd be bagels.

22. Why did the eel wear a turtleneck? Because it was feeling an underwater chill.

23. Why did the refrigerator apply to art school? It wanted to learn how to make it cool.

24. Why did the suitcase go to the doctor? Because it had a broken zip.

25. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

26. Why did the octopus beat the shark in a race? It had more legs to paddle with.

27. Why do firefighters wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up while they climb ladders.

28. Why did the cookie go to school? To get a degree in doughfolks.

29. Why did the shrimp go to the doctor? It was feeling a little shellfish.

30. Why did the swordfish get a tattoo? He wanted to look sharp.

31. Why did the frog take out a loan? To jumpstart its business.

32. Why did the marshmallow go to the beach? To get toasted.

33. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus.

34. Why did the goat go on a diet? He wanted to be more kid-friendly.

35. Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates.

36. Why do bears have sticky fur? To catch honey.

37. Why did the pancake go to space? To see if it could achieve lift-off.

38. Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because it was having a popsicle.

39. Why did the yogurt go to the beach? To get more culture.

40. Why did the pencil break up with the paper? They just weren't on the same page.

41. Why did the rock band play for free? They didn't want to make any rock-star demands.

42. Why did the computer go back to school? It wanted to be smarter than its user.

43. Why did the baseball team hire a tree? They needed another outfielder.

44. Why did the dentist go to jail? He got caught filling a cavity.

45. Why did the cat go to the barber shop? Its fur was getting clawful.

46. Why do young coconuts hate drinking water? They are always asking for some milk.

47. Why did the robot go in the sauna? He wanted to oil off.

48. Why did the fish need glasses? Because he couldn't see schools of fish.

49. Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To hold up his fire hose.

50. Why do penguins always carry fish in their beaks? They don't have pockets in their tuxedos.