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Would you like to know a bit more about adult riddles before you "take them on"? Check out some facts below:
Scholars have debated for centuries on the actual meaning of a riddle.
Riddles have been used in all types of literature and folklore since the beginning of recorded history.
One of the most famous riddles ever is written in the old testament of the bible. Needless to say it probably won't be featured in this adult riddles section.
In one of the top selling books of all time, The Hobbit, Gollum and Bilbo play the riddle game, in a contest to see who should keep the infamous 'ring'.
Riddles are rich in context, and are used in the philosophical world just as much as they are used in humorous settings.
One of the oldest riddles ever is British, and dates to around the 10th Century.
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One Smart Woman Riddle
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When she starts a sentence with, "A man once told me..." Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Female Viagra Riddle
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An Attractive Brunette Riddle
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Chocolate Martini's Riddle
If Mackensey, Alex, Carly, Leslie, Meagan and Charlie like Chocolate Martinis and Pete, Samantha, Trinity, and Victoria do not, then does Quinn like Chocolate Martinis?
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Quinn does not like Chocolate Martinis because only those with initials from A - M like Chocolate Martinis. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Today's Bar Special Riddle
A man walks into a bar and says: Give me today's special. The bartender says: In a shot or a bottle? The man says: In a shot. The bartender gives it to him. He drinks it and then he dies. Why did he die?
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Simba And O.J Riddle
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Womanising Chocolate Riddle
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Man In The Maibox
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Lawyer Fashion Riddle
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Meant For Two Riddle
I can be worn for many years but usually just a few;
You won't ever need me unless you say you do.
What am I?
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Long And Hard Riddle
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You Sometimes Do It With Yourself
You get a lot of it if youre powerful and successful, but significantly less when youre just starting out. You sometimes do it with yourself, but its a lot better when you do it with another person. What am I talking about?
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Every Woman Has One
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Adam And Eve Riddle
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I Am Two-faced Riddle
Men spill their blood for me.
I have no legs but travel widely.
I make kings immortal.
I am potent when shared,
Yet greed for my power keeps me locked away.
What am I?
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1. What do you call a magician with a cold? A Snottie Houdini.
2. Why did the proctologist decide to retire? He was just tired of dealing with all the rear ends.
3. How did the farmer fix his jeans? With a cabbage patch.
4. What do you call a dyslexic pimp? A Pimpdlexic.
5. How does a rabbi make coffee? Hebrews it.
6. Why did the lactose intolerant cow go to the doctor? It was feeling a little moo-dy.
7. Why did the blonde put her iPhone in the blender? She wanted to make Apple Juice.
8. What do you call a woman who puts a strap-on on a cucumber? Salad-tossing Samantha.
9. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
10. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
11. Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? Because then they would be bagels.
12. What would you call a sugar daddy made of dough? Krispy Kreme St. Nick.
13. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
14. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
15. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
17. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
18. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lick-a-Lotta-Puss.
19. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun guy.
20. How do you make a pirate angry? Take away the "p" from his favorite word.
21. What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad.
22. Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they are shellfish.
23. Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
24. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
25. How does a mermaid clean her tail? With tide.
26. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
27. Why was the belt sent to jail? It held up some pants.
28. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.
29. Why did the chicken join the seance? To talk to the other side.
30. How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how many coughs he gives.
31. What did one eye say to the other eye? Between us, something smells.
32. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up the tree and act like a nut.
33. What do you call a bed that makes itself? An unmade bed.
34. How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.
35. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
36. What is the definition of a good farmer? Someone who is outstanding in their field.
37. Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don’t know the words.
38. Why is punctuation important? It’s the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
39. How does a train eat? It goes chew chew.
40. Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.
41. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
42. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
43. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
44. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogey in it.
45. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
46. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
47. What do you call a Cretaceous calendar? A dino day planner.
48. Why do French people eat snails? Because they don’t like fast food.
49. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels.
50. What do you call a camel with three humps? Pregnant.
1. What do you call a magician with a cold? A Snottie Houdini.
2. Why did the proctologist decide to retire? He was just tired of dealing with all the rear ends.
3. How did the farmer fix his jeans? With a cabbage patch.
4. What do you call a dyslexic pimp? A Pimpdlexic.
5. How does a rabbi make coffee? Hebrews it.
6. Why did the lactose intolerant cow go to the doctor? It was feeling a little moo-dy.
7. Why did the blonde put her iPhone in the blender? She wanted to make Apple Juice.
8. What do you call a woman who puts a strap-on on a cucumber? Salad-tossing Samantha.
9. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
10. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
11. Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? Because then they would be bagels.
12. What would you call a sugar daddy made of dough? Krispy Kreme St. Nick.
13. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
14. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
15. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
17. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
18. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lick-a-Lotta-Puss.
19. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun guy.
20. How do you make a pirate angry? Take away the "p" from his favorite word.
21. What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad.
22. Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they are shellfish.
23. Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
24. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
25. How does a mermaid clean her tail? With tide.
26. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
27. Why was the belt sent to jail? It held up some pants.
28. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.
29. Why did the chicken join the seance? To talk to the other side.
30. How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how many coughs he gives.
31. What did one eye say to the other eye? Between us, something smells.
32. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up the tree and act like a nut.
33. What do you call a bed that makes itself? An unmade bed.
34. How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.
35. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
36. What is the definition of a good farmer? Someone who is outstanding in their field.
37. Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don’t know the words.
38. Why is punctuation important? It’s the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
39. How does a train eat? It goes chew chew.
40. Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.
41. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
42. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
43. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
44. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogey in it.
45. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
46. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
47. What do you call a Cretaceous calendar? A dino day planner.
48. Why do French people eat snails? Because they don’t like fast food.
49. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels.
50. What do you call a camel with three humps? Pregnant.